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Anonymous1: suck my penis 4 phree cereal
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Anonymous2: NO NO NO
THIS MAKES NO GODDAMN SENSE WHATSOEVER AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT
THIS IS CANCER AND MADNESS
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Anonymous3: Madness?

THIS
IS
THIRTY FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUURRRRR!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous4: Sparta meme must be killed. Burn it to the ground, like that fucking gay Greek village in the movie. We should leave no children, either. Where the Assyrians failed, we must triumph.
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carrot_assasin: WHAT A TWIST
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Anonymous5: Crunchatize me, Cap'n!
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Anonymous6(5): Eyebrows. On. Hat.
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Anonymous7: WIN
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Densetsu: Haha.
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Excitebike: Agreed with anon4.

It's as bad as fucking "all your base".
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Nietzche: But... But, SOMEONE set us up the bomb....
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Cat_Bountry: YOU AND THE CAP'N MAKE IT HAPPEN!
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ZeroXDash: I wonder if his cock cuts the roof of your mouth like his cereal does o_0
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Titanium: Sorry the previous feature was up so long. Power is still out at my place and I am doing this from the library (where we are actually allowed to look at porn).
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Anonymous8: anon 2 & anon 3 is the same person he set himself up for that one
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Anonymous9: This isn't feature worthy. Now, if Cap'n Crunch was doing another cereal character like the leprechaun from Lucky Charms, THAT would be worthy. Or the Trix Rabbit raping the kids who deny him his cereal.
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Uchiha_Madara: IT CUTS THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH! ):<
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pomponio: Finally, a new feature
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MR_Furry: lol
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Anonymous10: what
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Blaze300: lol
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Anonymous11: Why? Just why? What mind would come up with the idea for this? And then draw it.
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goober: whoever owns such a mind is truly a friend to Paheal and all of us.
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MD: aww, that's kind of cute~!
If it's for free cereal...
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Anonymous12: EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RocketLawnchair: Shit, I want a Library like Titaniums.
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Anonymous13: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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MR_Furry: yeah me too
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Anonymous14: So... simple random pairings are feature-worthy now?
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goober: there be a fine tradition of cereal mascots as features.
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Percy: Violate me, captain!
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Anonymous15: he's after me delicious crunchberries
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Anonymous16: Hm...

hm......

.... no.
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Anonymous17: WUT IS THIS
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OmegaGenesis: ... Erk.
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Anonymous18: Don't you people get it? It's perfectly logical.

Pikachu got a little hungry in the morning and went to get breakfast. He got some crunchy cereal, but realized he ran out of milk. He called customer service, and they sent over Captain Crunch to deliver the milk. Obviously, this image portrays how the milk was delivered.

Anyone who wants to kill me, say "I."
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Anonymous19: .....What?
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Anonymous20: Hahaha, oh wow.
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Anonymous21: why do you do this?
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Anonymous22(21): FFFFFFFFFFFF.
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Anonymous23(21): FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
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Anonymous24: Good times
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Shish: I need a hat with eyebrows on :O
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Anonymous25(16): SHISHY. I MUST STALK U
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Anonymous26: MY EYES EXPLODED! <b>MY EYES EXPLODED!!!</b>
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Bolt: FUCK, now i want to eat some Captain Crunch cereal.
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Anonymous27: Personally I wouldn't think that jizz would be a good substitute for milk but w/e :D
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Anonymous28: Ling Ling, noooooooooooooo!
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Anonymous29: NO EXCEPTIONS
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Anonymous30: This is genius. And by that I'm referring to pikachu standing on the cereal box.
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BNSF: the milk is inside his penis.
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tyciol: I don't understand, do you get a free Pikachu with Captain Crunch now? I'd rather see the Burger King Kids or Wendy or Birdie.
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Omnimobius: You dont see THAT on the back of the box...
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Bam_Boy: All right, BITCH! Shits' been lit up!
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Excitebike: Wasn't this featured already? Like a long time ago?
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Anonymous31: Anon2: xD
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Anonymous32: THIS IS DELICIOUS
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Anonymous33: lol...cancer and madness.
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Anonymous34: Cum'atize me cap'n XD
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Anonymous35: Let's hope pika doesn't use her(?) teeth. CRUNCHCRUNCHCRUNCH.
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Anonymous36(35): Let's hope pike doesn't use her(?) teeth. CRUNCHCRUNCHCRUNCH.
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cerosei: Tits in shoulders Tits in shoulders Tits in Shoulders
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hentaicabbit: Pikachu: Mmm. Cap'n Crunch really is crunchy today.
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Anonymous37: pika pika.
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CommonTater: My cereal does not cut the roof of your mouth!
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Oddy: Y
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Anonymous38: Uh, is this a Catsketch?
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Anonymous39: Really great sketch and attention to detail. However, part of being an artist is accepting constructive criticism. I have one qualm with your portrait of pikachu fellating Cap’n Crunch. According to Porkyman.com, Pikachu weighs 13.8 pounds. At this weight, pikachu would surely crush the cereal box he is standing on. Small but important detail.


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