Escue: The upstart heroes may be kicking the oldtimers to the curb in JSA All Stars (which is out today), but these super veterans ain't leaving without giving one last, and very important, lesson to their young charges.
So, as GL Alan Scott works the green viagra to fill Stargirl's mouth, and Hawkman prepares to put 2 Cosmic Rods (Stargirl's and his own) where the stars don't shine, the Flash Jay Garrick shows Cyclone just how fast he is while Wildcat does her doggystyle.
("Wait. Cat...doggystyle. That's not right." "You gonna make something of it, punk?" "No, Mr. Wildcat, sir!").
Anonymous3: Wait, I thought Alan Scott was gay now? It was so important to erase Jade and Obsidian from existence rather than just learn the meaning of the word "bisexual".
So, as GL Alan Scott works the green viagra to fill Stargirl's mouth, and Hawkman prepares to put 2 Cosmic Rods (Stargirl's and his own) where the stars don't shine, the Flash Jay Garrick shows Cyclone just how fast he is while Wildcat does her doggystyle.
("Wait. Cat...doggystyle. That's not right." "You gonna make something of it, punk?" "No, Mr. Wildcat, sir!").
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