Anonymous1: I COMMISSIONED ONE SONIC AND KNUCKLES SUCKING AND F*CKING AND ANY NUMBER OF UCKINGS SEVERAL WEEKS AGO. AND NOW I LOG IN TO MY third FAVOURITE WEBSITE FLAREDPONIES.COM TO FIND THAT MY seventh FAVOURITE CONTENT SL*VE (you) HAVE PRIORITISED THIS BARBNON's COMMISSION OVER MINE!?
SINCE MY REQUEST, MANY MOONS HAVE PASSED. MANY LOADS FORGOTTEN, BUT I WATITED.. with bated breath and "cock" in "hand" (I am endowed with several biological, and cybernetic enhancements which I can't describe in your human tongue and do not align with your primitive understanding of anatomy and biology).
i pAID GOOD MONEY MR (or miss) PROOF. I LIQUIDATED MY ASSETS, MY BOSS IN THE STATE DEPARTMENT FINALLY TRANSFERRED MY BONUS. WHICH I SPENT ON VARIOUS PORNOGRAPHIC, LEWD, AND OTHERWISE COMPROMISED AND HIGHLY UNETHICAL ''ARTWORKS''.
DO NO MISSINTERPRET MY CANDOR. i am pissed!
You will either return my money or my calls!!!
Yours forever faithfully, Paul Anderson (Son of Author of Marmaduke & Executor of the Anderson Family Estate)
I am currently entangled in many frivolous financial and legal suits, being pursued by my enemies and neerdowells who seek to tarnish my fathers legacy by drawing (slightly arousing but otherwise defamatory) canine pornography.
I digress.
GIVE ME THE PORN I PAID FOR SO HELP ME GOD I NEED TO BUST!
SINCE MY REQUEST, MANY MOONS HAVE PASSED. MANY LOADS FORGOTTEN, BUT I WATITED.. with bated breath and "cock" in "hand" (I am endowed with several biological, and cybernetic enhancements which I can't describe in your human tongue and do not align with your primitive understanding of anatomy and biology).
i pAID GOOD MONEY MR (or miss) PROOF. I LIQUIDATED MY ASSETS, MY BOSS IN THE STATE DEPARTMENT FINALLY TRANSFERRED MY BONUS. WHICH I SPENT ON VARIOUS PORNOGRAPHIC, LEWD, AND OTHERWISE COMPROMISED AND HIGHLY UNETHICAL ''ARTWORKS''.
DO NO MISSINTERPRET MY CANDOR. i am pissed!
You will either return my money or my calls!!!
Yours forever faithfully, Paul Anderson (Son of Author of Marmaduke & Executor of the Anderson Family Estate)
I am currently entangled in many frivolous financial and legal suits, being pursued by my enemies and neerdowells who seek to tarnish my fathers legacy by drawing (slightly arousing but otherwise defamatory) canine pornography.
I digress.
GIVE ME THE PORN I PAID FOR SO HELP ME GOD I NEED TO BUST!