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Anonymous1: Die, fangirls.
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evilpika: Godspeed, fangirls.
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Anonymous2: I Uhhh... Ummm..... FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPPFAPFAP
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icame: What my nick says.
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Anonymous3: FAPFAPFAP
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Anonymous4: That's a ridiculously bad photoshop damnit. Ruins the fappability.
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Anonymous5(4): And that cock looks pretty circumsized, I doubt that's plausible in the game's setting.
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Anonymous6: Maybe Morrigan got tired of the extra skin and did a dagger job?
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Anonymous7: OMG. That is NOT the Alistair I know and love!

Ugly yellow shirt, terrible photoshop and not to mention NO ONE in the Thedas, let alone Alistair, would have a circumcized penis. Gross. I'll stick with my in game Alistair thank you very much.
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Anonymous8: His penis looks dried out. Motherfucker needs some lotion.
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Carvin: Come now. You can't tell that the Elves are just jews with pointy ears? Come on, they are forced to live in A GHETTO. I don't know why they cut out the elf ovens...
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Anonymous9(6): Why, Maker, why?!

Reminds me of those horrible Silent Hill Homecoming pics.
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Anonymous10: Come on..
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Zella: My poor poor Alistair -fangirl cry-
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Anonymous11: I'm surprised no one has made mention of his massive bobble head.
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Frap: @anon6- Morigan wouldn't have gotten tired, if -I- had been tired of it I still wouldn't have made him do it because it's not exactly like clean living. They have demon blood all over them 50% the time and the other half they sit in the same armor for days.
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Anonymous12: Frap makes an amazingly good point
I just like how easy it is to laugh at this pic
He has a HAWAIIAN shirt on!
And Anon11 is right.His head looks almost as big as his torso
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Anonymous13: At first, I thought the circumcision was due to him being associated with the Templars, but then again, they're more likely to cut the whole thing off. Probably why they're so angry all the time.
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AnnOnomous: So I see the carpet does not match the curtains.
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Anonymous14: "What? Lead? me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants"
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Anonymous15: That's terrifying. Someone shoop or draw or create anything proper.
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Anonymous16: Ilu Anon 14
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denimjo: Carvin: they probably didn't want any nasty associations with those Keebler elves and their cookie-making ways.
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Anonymous17: "And that cock looks pretty circumsized, I doubt that's plausible in the game's setting."

Why? Circumcision has been around for thousands of years, It's in the Bible for fuck's sake.
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Anonymous18: @ Anon 17.

Clever troll, you present a good trap.
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Anonymous19: lmaoooooooooooo
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Anonymous20(19): LMAOOOOOO
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Anonymous21(19): omg this is so fucking funny - on so many levels. lul!
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Anonymous22: HAHAHAHAHAHAH! classic!
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Anonymous23: Bom Bom!.. chicka chicka.. Ohhhh yeah!
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masterofpirates: WHY IS HE A MIDGET?

And we don't need a fucking circumcision debate on every pic in which a character is circumcised. Take that shit to ED or something.
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Anonymous24: Thats a big head...pun intended.


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