Cromm: Anon5: no, that's just what all those spams in your inbox want you to think. It makes it easier for them to sell you dick enlargement pills if you think average is 30mm larger than it is.
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... is it odd to anyone else that I spent more time looking at the graphing calculator on the floor than at her tits?
Anonymous6(5): Cromm: Pfft, dick enlargement pills. I'd rather work on my stroke than buy something that has no overall benefit in sex, especially considering that the nerves in a female's vagOOO generally doesn't reach past three inches, and the cumming that they're gonna be doing is probably gonna be from clitoral stimulation anyway.
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...I didn't even notice that there was a graphing calculator there until you mentioned it. oO
Anonymous10: Why is it your arguing over penis size? Fucking her would probably be the last thing you'd ever, EVER do. Unless, of course, you're wearing a full-body condom.
Anonymous11: FUCK.... looking THAT hot it would be worth risking death or living a vegetative life in a coma for the rest of my life.... I'd be the only person in a coma with a shit-eating grin on my face.
DOCTOR #1: "What's up with this guy?"
DOCTOR #2: "I don't know. *checks chart* Says her ethe last thing he did before ending up in a coma was have a full night's worth of sex"
Doctor #1: "DAMN!! Musta been some fine piece of as then."
Anonymous14: Just keep her naked while you wear clothes, including gloves. Unzip yourself, get out your john thomas, put on the condom she's so graciously providing, and then fuck the shit out of her.
Anonymous17: Lol HELLO, haven't u people seen that kid from the movie, or from the last season of X-Men Evolution? There's a mutant whose power is to nullify the powers of other mutants, Lol so to solve the problem, just have him in the room when your getting it on with Rogue Lol
zing.
Duh.
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... is it odd to anyone else that I spent more time looking at the graphing calculator on the floor than at her tits?
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...I didn't even notice that there was a graphing calculator there until you mentioned it. oO
Goddammit.
DOCTOR #1: "What's up with this guy?"
DOCTOR #2: "I don't know. *checks chart* Says her ethe last thing he did before ending up in a coma was have a full night's worth of sex"
Doctor #1: "DAMN!! Musta been some fine piece of as then."
Problem solved.
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