Yesterday Pikachu's appetites got completely out of hand. My hag wife was stupid enough to wander into his stall. The screaming lasted for several hours before it trailed of. I knew by then there was no chance of saving her. Serves the harpy right. She told me her breasts and hips would mature as she got older. All the girls in her family were late bloomers. Lying bitch was as flat-chested the day she died as the day I met her. I'd deny Pikachu his inhuman demands; but by my latest calculations he could produce an electrical discharge severe enough to electrocute the entire town. Moving his fat ass to a more isolated location has become impossible due to his extreme obesity. All I can do is give him what he wants for the time being to buy some time, get my things in order before I leave the town to its inevitable fate. Eventually I'll run out of gullible women I can lure to my home. And, Pikachu's not going to take, "There aren't anymore women you fucktard. You raped them all to death." as an answer. I can only hope the cataclysm to come from Pikachu's enormous prima donna hissy fit will destroy all the evidence of my unspeakable crimes. I've invited Jessie over. She started whoring herself since Team Rocket disbanded. She's still looking pretty good in spite of everything. God knows how she does it. She's got to be like twice my age. Fuck. Still, I'm not going to waste the chance to tap that before throwing her to the beast. Fuck, it's not like Misty's around to tell me I can't.
Anonymous30: Yig, you are right on the money. They actually do sell fake implant balls for neutered animals. Also they now sell forearm implants which are like pillows so you can sleep anywhere.
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wait what supernova xD *Brain Explodes*
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Day: Who gives a shit anymore
Yesterday Pikachu's appetites got completely out of hand. My hag wife was stupid enough to wander into his stall. The screaming lasted for several hours before it trailed of. I knew by then there was no chance of saving her. Serves the harpy right. She told me her breasts and hips would mature as she got older. All the girls in her family were late bloomers. Lying bitch was as flat-chested the day she died as the day I met her. I'd deny Pikachu his inhuman demands; but by my latest calculations he could produce an electrical discharge severe enough to electrocute the entire town. Moving his fat ass to a more isolated location has become impossible due to his extreme obesity. All I can do is give him what he wants for the time being to buy some time, get my things in order before I leave the town to its inevitable fate. Eventually I'll run out of gullible women I can lure to my home. And, Pikachu's not going to take, "There aren't anymore women you fucktard. You raped them all to death." as an answer. I can only hope the cataclysm to come from Pikachu's enormous prima donna hissy fit will destroy all the evidence of my unspeakable crimes. I've invited Jessie over. She started whoring herself since Team Rocket disbanded. She's still looking pretty good in spite of everything. God knows how she does it. She's got to be like twice my age. Fuck. Still, I'm not going to waste the chance to tap that before throwing her to the beast. Fuck, it's not like Misty's around to tell me I can't.
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*actually looks at image* DEAR GOD, LARDACHU
Every single thing out thar.
On a simpler note, Anon19, good job