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UploaderYig,
TagsCaptain_Of_The_Watch, Magic_the_Gathering, WCKD
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Info375x523 // 49KB // jpg
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Yig: regular version here:
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=191070
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Anonymous1: I'd tap that.
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TakeruDavis: This version of card is better.. I am going to print this and use instead of regular xD
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Anonymous2: Man, this card almost makes me want to play a plains deck, and it's not because of the art.
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Anonymous3: need full picture
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Anonymous4: Someone cast spinal graft on that bitch, then hit her with a goblin grenade.
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Anonymous5: anon1 wins an internet
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Anonymous6: ^ He would if that card HAD a tap ability. Otherwise- doesn't work.
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Anonymous7: Hentai-Sweetie, you can always tap a creature.

Unless it has defender or something.
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Craxxus: I got tons of white "mana" to spend on this card
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Anonymous8: @anon1:don it has vigilance
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Anonymous9: Hehe, it has vigilance so the soldiers always stand up...
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Anonymous10: @anon7: Thats why he`d use a scepter of dominance :p
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Anonymous11: lmao, wow I love these jokes. I'm finally glad there's MTG porn. XD
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Anonymous12: i'd use my icy manipulator to tap that
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Anonymous13: ...I'd use my dick to tap that.....ohhh, you mean magic terms
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Anonymous14: i'd bounce her back and forth all night ;P
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Anonymous15: I'd tap that after I'd "equipped" her with my "Heavy Ballista."
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Anonymous16: I'd have sex with her.
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Anonymous17: This art needs a Coat of Arms version where the Soldiers have more power and toughness, if ya know what I mean.
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Anonymous18: believe it or not ive heard the heavy ballista joke already
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Anonymous19: Noone pointed out the racism yet?
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Anonymous20: id use paralyze to tap it, then id untap it using 4 colourless so i could tap it again.
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Anonymous21: I´m using my special abilities to tap that, and gain 20 lives
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Anonymous22: Frost breath and it's now tapped. Deal with it.
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Anonymous23: where's the third cock?
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Anonymous24: In her pussy, underneath the text.
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Anonymous25: -1'
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Anonymous26(25): 1
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Anonymous27: I'd make Ral Zarek tap that with his +1, then grab some popcorn and watch.


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