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anomalous: HA HA HA, OH WOW.
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Drax99: Santa comes just once per year!
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Anonymous1: lol
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Anonymous2: Holy shit.....feature this now!
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Anonymous3: Better on Christmas than now.
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Anonymous4: lmao wow my brain hurts
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estoyloco: sorry i found it just now not on Christmas lol
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Anonymous5: MMMMMMIIINNNNNNDFFFUUUUUUCK!!
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Anonymous6: wat
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Sister_Bunny: I was really hoping this was animated...
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Zodrache69: hahahahahaha i demand a feature of this shit!!!!
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Anonymous7(3): Err, I meant as reply to Anonymous2 to feature it on Christmas instead of now, so it would fit the time.
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Anonymous8(1): THOOMP
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Anonymous9: Pinefresh urethra.
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Anonymous10: Feature
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Anonymous11: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!
rule 34 scares me sometimes....
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Anonymous12: Feature!!
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Anonymous13(9): lol Anon6
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estoyloco: this is a work from home thing he will deliver the presents like this this year
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Raiden_Snake: Does Santa guarantee it?
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Anonymous14: what is this I don't even
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Anonymous15: FEATURE!!!!
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Anonymous16: the tree is actually going in, not out.
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Anonymous17: WOW.... Just... Dayumn Santa what the hell man?
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Titanium: Merry Festivus!
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Titanium: Check out Warrior's special drawing
>>396074
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Anonymous18: Even Santa's kidney stones are christmas themed!
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Anonymous19(18): That makes any STD look like small potatoes.
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Anonymous20: BOOMF
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Anonymous21: Festivus for the rest of us!
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Voidist: festivus: for the rest of us
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Freako: So is he sucking up trees or blowing them out?
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Anonymous22: MY NAME IS HORSEDICK
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Anonymous23: That's why his sack is so big!
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Titanium: What is BNG?
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Hastur: Holy chit mang
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Anonymous24: Is this canon? Santa IS the cannon!
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anon0: I can't believe nobody else has said this..
Santa claus is cumming to town!
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anon0: Here comes santa clause!
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anon0: this is how christmas trees are really made.
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NinjaPirate: "HO HO HO! I'm so Christmas, I jizz christmas trees."
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anon0: This toy was rejected even from misfit toy island.
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Zollith: @Titanium: bng was one of the two artists who worked on this piece, the other being fabercastel.
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Anonymous25: Shouldn't you people be celebrating with your families instead of looking at porn? ;)
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DuckPenisExpert: We're looking at porn to escape celebrating with our families. =P
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almighty_god: hasnt this already been featured once?
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Anonymous26: wat
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Anonymous27: PEW PEW PEW!
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Anonymous28: I come trees attractive and successful African!
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Anonymous29: Aha! I just knew that Santa had a conifer-shooting horse cock!
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Anonymous30: can we just take a moment to fully appreciate the fact that someone imagined this, decided to make that image real, spent the time and effort to create that image, and then DECIDED THAT OTHERS NEEDED TO SEE IT!?!
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Anon322: ....tree cannon
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evilpika: I can think of nothing clever enough to add anything to this image.
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Anonymous31: WHAT THE FUCK?
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Anonymous32: Anonymous27 STFU You fucking weirdo, and as for the rest of you, your all very sick people
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Anonymous33: Anonymous29: Fucking moralfag, why the hell would you watch this if you weren't as fucked up as we?
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Titanium: Anon29 - This offends you? How are you still on this site?
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Anonymous34: When you see it, you'll cum trees.
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Anonymous35: Pinefresh urethra, lol.
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lanzhimself: Man and I thought that kidney stones were painful. One can only imagine the blinding white hot agony of having to squeeze out a fucking evergreen.
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Anonymous36: Thats the power of Pine-sol baby!
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Anonymous37: OH MY GOD THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST
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Anonymous38: This is how Christmas trees get to the lots. Tree farms are lies, and Santa is real. However, he delivers everything using this method. He would face severe legal action if the general public ever finds out.
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anon0: titanium: for providing us so many lulz with your wonderfully disturbing features like this one, I'd like to give you a christmas present this year.
In keeping with the tradition of disturbing things being posted, here is music to go with the pic you have featured:
http://free.hostultra.com/~altspace/00.htm

personally, my fave is chipmunks roasting over an open fire. (it requires java and flash, it uses a player like youtube does which plays MP3 files on the web, so make sure you got those enabled).

Enjoy!
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bearishgalka: i can only imagine the splinters that tree must give coming....err flying out of santa
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Anonymous39: HO HO HO! WHO WANTS A PRESENT FROM MY BOUNTIFUL SACK?!
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Anonymous40: How do I shot pine?
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Anonymous41: Holy fuck. This picture is fuckin great.
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Thokman: The feature we may navar foregeht.
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Anonymous42: hey... Santa's got wood!
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Anonymous43: Its the christmas v1agra spam cannon.
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anon0: Thokman, NO! Just fucking NO!
Don't fuck with the tags, especially not the tags of a featured image. I removed the arrows.

You're lucky I came across it and not some admin, you KNOW how they feel about people messing with the tags like that.

I think it's time for a new feature however
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TheBomber: Ha ha ha ha, this is amazing, that's it, I'm going to start coming here again.
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Anonymous44: And that was the story how the Christmas trees came to life...
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Anonymous45(44): @TheBomber: I come on this site very often...
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Anonymous46(37): Everytime I see this image I hear a "FWOOM" sound in my head
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Anonymous47: ^who doesn't?
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Anonymous48: This is from Goku. When DragonBall becomes a bra again. And it IS kid.
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Anonymous49: FIRE THE CANNON!
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Anonymous50: Sarah Palin
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anon0: lol anon41, I know, and the stains are so hard to remove!

also making sure this link isn't lost in a sea of spam:
http://free.hostultra.com/~altspace/00.htm
GO HERE!!
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Anonymous51: He also delivers presents using this method.
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Anonymous52(51): God help us if he goes into fully automatic fire...
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Anonymous53: Ho ho ho!
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Anonymous54: Arrrr, so that is where they come from
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Titanium: Thokman got a 2 week ban for his shenanigans
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anon0: thank you. I also hope you enjoyed the music I linked over to. funny stuff.
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Piecewise: I can only imagine this making a sound similar to "PHHHHHAPUUNT!"
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Anonymous55: well i guess that i have to be the to say this fap fap fap
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Anonymous56: santa is cumming to town...


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