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Anonymous1: I came
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Gremrat: If I possessed a penis I would totally make an "I'LL SHOOT HER IN THE END LAWL" post.
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Jeb: No matter how much I claw at my face with an ice-pick; the user base here never seems to improve...
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Anonymous2: ^ I don't get it. How will destroying your face turn anons into good and moral denizens of the internets?
Or appreciators of fine art?
Or whatever the fuck you're trying to say?
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Anonymous3: Anon #2 has stated a point I really wanted to ramble about, damn bullshit fucking tosser of a fat whore with leprosy, choke on a pretzel after your mother eats your dick.
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Anonymous4: i would love to be a khorn Berzerker in this situation...
... maim kill burn, maim kill burn... and rape
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Anonymous5: HAWT LOLZ
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watching75: lol
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Anonymous6: Gaurd: Sir! she's doing it again.
Commander: hmm... Capture her alive what ever it takes!
Gaurd: but there alot of them... they'll kill us.
Commander: Soldier... there are two ways your gonna be penetrated and that is by her sword or mine.

Gaurd: *grumble* Fag...
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Anonymous7: now THAT, is an ass XD
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Anonymous8: They act more like Dark Eldar...

btw, WHY NO DARK ELDAR 34?!?
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Anonymous9: dat ain't no ass - it's a space station!
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Anonymous10: Damn fine body. Looks even better in the DoW2 trailers.
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Anonymous11: Impractical. Banshees can already run screaming through a Marine squad or two, especially if the Exarch has an Executioner. Power weapons and 3 attacks per girl FTW.
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Anonymous12: lulz anon 4's talking about pyramid head *kill maim rape*
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Anonymous13: shea can litterally scream your face off...but then again, what women cant?
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Anonymous14: Gaurd: inquistor, she's doing it again!
Inquisitor: Didnt u already capture her?
Gaurd: We uhh... got distracted by her freinds, m'am.
Inquisitor: ... Capture them alive as well, also at all costs.
Guard: m'am?
Inquisitor: do it before i call a commisar thats a bit more... creative than usual
Gaurd: you heard the lady, people! Zerg rush until we get them alive!
Commisar reige:... Inquisitor, why do never let me have fun with them?
Inquistor shlick: cause i luv having fun with u, a sister of battle, and whatever the most recently captured hot peice of xenos ass is
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Anonymous15: just run out there and bang dat ain't no ass - it's a space station! :)
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Anonymous16: @anon4 according to kharn the betrayer, it is Kill! Maim! Burn!
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Anonymous17: Beware, Eldrad's dickery has no limits... at least macha still isn't getting any.
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Anonymous18: Gue'vesa Private: Sergeant, The Eldar Banshees are at it again.

Gue'vesa Sergeant: Their determination does not seem to dwindle.

Gue'vesa Corporal: Why do they do this sergeant? From a tactical perspective this is foolish and borderline suicide.

Gue'vesa Sergeant: First time fighting The Eldar corporal?

Gue'vesa Corporal: Yes sergeant.

Gue'vesa Sergeant: It is simple. She is using herself as bait. Any one foolish enough to fall for her alluring tease will be killed. The Eldar are can be jerks.

Gue'vesa Corporal: Then I will eliminate the bait.

Gue'vesa Sergeant: Stand down corporal. The Commander is umm studying the anatomy of the enemy.

Gue'vesa Corporal: Is he masturbating to her strip tease?

Gue'vesa Sergeant: Yes... Yes he is.

Gue'vesa Corporal: No wonder his battlesuit smells like sea water.


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