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Anonymous1: Virtua rape
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Anonymous2: gravemind should be tagged
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Anonymous3: Mmmm...tentacles
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Anonymous4: Needs 1 more tenti to go in tha mouth
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Anonymous5: its a virus
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Anonymous6(5): HA HA, she has a computer virus.
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Anonymous7: now that is what I call a tentacle virus
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Anonymous8(7): How to annoy Cortana

1: Ask her if she knows anyone named HAL.

2: If she does, scream like a girl and run away.

3: Constantly remind her that she only has a lifespan of seven years.

4: If she cries, apologize and give her candy and chocolates.

5: Laugh as she cries even more.

6: Say that you know a way to get her back into a body. Tell her to come to the operating room in whatever ship she happens to be in at noon.

7: Lock her in with Miranda Keyes. Watch as she explodes at Cortana for asking her to come here while she was taking her shower.

8: Tell her to get her head out of the Recycle Bin.

9: Infect her with a tentacle virus. (Thank you, AFF)

10: Take pictures, but don’t let her see you.

11: Sign her up for counseling a month after she got tented. (Short for raped by tentacles.)

12: After she comes out, proudly announce over the intercom that you will be displaying the photos in an hour.

13: Asked if she got tented while she was captured by Gravemind.

14: If she changes the subject, try to put an arm around her and phase through.

15: Then for the next week, blatantly try to offer her counseling whenever she pops up in hologram form.

16: Spread rumors that Gravemind made her get breast implants during the break between games.
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Anonymous9: This is f*cking awesome.
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General_Vagueness: anon 8: tl; unfortunately did r
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Anonymous10: more cortana. im tired of this colored elite shit
theyneed pics like this every day
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Anonymous11: anon2 is a sick fuck...NOBODY CARES ABOUT GRAVEMIND
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Anonymous12: Thank god, once I get my hands on ODST I'll go to the ONI building and personally thank him.
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Anonymous13: Anon8, long winded but funny
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Anonymous14: yummy!
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Anonymous15: lmao I agree with anon13
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Anonymous16: Too long, did not listen
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Anonymous17: attractive and successful African plz
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Anonymous18: LO freaking L
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Anonymous19: Anon 8, you are f**king awesome.
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Anonymous20: This is why halo is the best video game ever.
And I guess forge and story and firefight and theater are cool to...
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Anonymous21: pie
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Anonymous22: lol at the random trolls
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Anonymous23: The blue disc really seems to like fucking with Cortana, quite literally infact.
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Anonymous24: attractive and successful African pleese, don try ta talk getto, ya heer me bitch?
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Anonymous25: What is this game?
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Fapping_to_Feet: Mmm tentacles on her feet


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