Please read our Rules and continue to report content that violates our rules on underage content. UploaderMoss, August 24, 2009; 12:55TagsCortana, Halo, Oni_(artist), gravemindSource Linkwww.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Oni/53539/Commission-Cortana-9LockedNoInfo972x1188 // 249KB // jpg August 24, 2009; 13:21 - Reply Anonymous1: Virtua rape August 24, 2009; 17:57 - Reply Anonymous2: gravemind should be tagged August 24, 2009; 19:16 - Reply Anonymous3: Mmmm...tentacles August 26, 2009; 05:46 - Reply Anonymous4: Needs 1 more tenti to go in tha mouth August 29, 2009; 06:44 - Reply Anonymous5: its a virus August 29, 2009; 06:45 - Reply Anonymous6(5): HA HA, she has a computer virus. August 29, 2009; 13:39 - Reply Anonymous7: now that is what I call a tentacle virus August 29, 2009; 13:44 - Reply Anonymous8(7): How to annoy Cortana 1: Ask her if she knows anyone named HAL. 2: If she does, scream like a girl and run away. 3: Constantly remind her that she only has a lifespan of seven years. 4: If she cries, apologize and give her candy and chocolates. 5: Laugh as she cries even more. 6: Say that you know a way to get her back into a body. Tell her to come to the operating room in whatever ship she happens to be in at noon. 7: Lock her in with Miranda Keyes. Watch as she explodes at Cortana for asking her to come here while she was taking her shower. 8: Tell her to get her head out of the Recycle Bin. 9: Infect her with a tentacle virus. (Thank you, AFF) 10: Take pictures, but don’t let her see you. 11: Sign her up for counseling a month after she got tented. (Short for raped by tentacles.) 12: After she comes out, proudly announce over the intercom that you will be displaying the photos in an hour. 13: Asked if she got tented while she was captured by Gravemind. 14: If she changes the subject, try to put an arm around her and phase through. 15: Then for the next week, blatantly try to offer her counseling whenever she pops up in hologram form. 16: Spread rumors that Gravemind made her get breast implants during the break between games. August 30, 2009; 22:12 - Reply Anonymous9: This is f*cking awesome. September 4, 2009; 19:16 - Reply General_Vagueness: anon 8: tl; unfortunately did r September 7, 2009; 13:34 - Reply Anonymous10: more cortana. im tired of this colored elite shit theyneed pics like this every day September 21, 2009; 05:43 - Reply Anonymous11: anon2 is a sick fuck...NOBODY CARES ABOUT GRAVEMIND September 22, 2009; 05:37 - Reply Anonymous12: Thank god, once I get my hands on ODST I'll go to the ONI building and personally thank him. October 23, 2009; 11:38 - Reply Anonymous13: Anon8, long winded but funny October 31, 2009; 03:42 - Reply Anonymous14: yummy! October 31, 2009; 03:47 - Reply Anonymous15: lmao I agree with anon13 December 25, 2009; 08:12 - Reply Anonymous16: Too long, did not listen January 22, 2010; 03:26 - Reply Anonymous17: attractive and successful African plz November 12, 2010; 06:14 - Reply Anonymous18: LO freaking L December 6, 2010; 06:14 - Reply Anonymous19: Anon 8, you are f**king awesome. January 18, 2011; 06:06 - Reply Anonymous20: This is why halo is the best video game ever. And I guess forge and story and firefight and theater are cool to... January 18, 2011; 06:15 - Reply Anonymous21: pie May 20, 2011; 02:37 - Reply Anonymous22: lol at the random trolls June 22, 2011; 07:06 - Reply Anonymous23: The blue disc really seems to like fucking with Cortana, quite literally infact. December 21, 2011; 06:37 - Reply Anonymous24: attractive and successful African pleese, don try ta talk getto, ya heer me bitch? July 2, 2013; 09:18 - Reply Anonymous25: What is this game? November 28, 2015; 21:32 - Reply Fapping_to_Feet: Mmm tentacles on her feet Report an ad? yqlog.com
1: Ask her if she knows anyone named HAL.
2: If she does, scream like a girl and run away.
3: Constantly remind her that she only has a lifespan of seven years.
4: If she cries, apologize and give her candy and chocolates.
5: Laugh as she cries even more.
6: Say that you know a way to get her back into a body. Tell her to come to the operating room in whatever ship she happens to be in at noon.
7: Lock her in with Miranda Keyes. Watch as she explodes at Cortana for asking her to come here while she was taking her shower.
8: Tell her to get her head out of the Recycle Bin.
9: Infect her with a tentacle virus. (Thank you, AFF)
10: Take pictures, but don’t let her see you.
11: Sign her up for counseling a month after she got tented. (Short for raped by tentacles.)
12: After she comes out, proudly announce over the intercom that you will be displaying the photos in an hour.
13: Asked if she got tented while she was captured by Gravemind.
14: If she changes the subject, try to put an arm around her and phase through.
15: Then for the next week, blatantly try to offer her counseling whenever she pops up in hologram form.
16: Spread rumors that Gravemind made her get breast implants during the break between games.
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theyneed pics like this every day
And I guess forge and story and firefight and theater are cool to...