Anonymous75: Porn eating crack addicts from the southern peninsula it's coming right for us! Everybody grab a flamethrower. Die in a fiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrre!!!!11!!11omfglolbbq!!!!
Xer0: HAHAHAHA, Oh god it hurts too much *Hits chest* ah, that's better now my vision's coming back,
*sigh* say,what's the opposite of cumming? Cause I just did that.
AHHHHHH!!!! THE UNSEE BUTTON, WHERE'S THE UNSEE BUTTON *grabs double barrell shotgun* *shoots head* \o/ yay, no more pain....
Anonymous87: There was a man with a wooden eye. Every time he'd get with a woman, at some point they'd be arguing and the woman would bring up his wooden eye, and he'd get very upset and break it off.
But one day, he met a woman whose mouth was cut a little differently than everyone else. Instead of side to side, it was up and down.
They got along great, in spite, or maybe even because of their obvious flaws. So one day, he asks her to marry him.
Excited, she responds "Wouldn't I!?". Angered, the man says "Pussy Face!"
1 point if you get it. 1 more if you know who made that popular.
biggerstaff: So... can she even GIVE oral sex? Or would it just be vaginal...? Plus, she can suck you off from underneath, and rape you AT THE SAME TIME!
Anonymous126: hello i call my self caligula ... and i think what she needs is a good girl cunt to put her dick and a good boy dick to put in her vagina ... what you think about my opinion please tell my i by happy to give her even i ass to put her dick
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*head explodes*
*shudders*
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this should be the featured pic now
Jesus i haven't laughed like this in a while
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*sproing*
If it didn't have a penior I bet some of you'd hit that. :P
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...SPARTA!!!
Also, pinch its nose.
So much lulz tho XD
FEATURE THIS SHIT!
I'M RETARDEED!!!
And if she raeps you with her forehead...god what story the popo's would hear XD
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-PB
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69 would be much easier...
if she got pregent what would happen?
head get bigger?
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Mudkip, you are evil and I love you. XD
FUCKING.
JESUS.
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and a message from valant gramarye himself "quote: ALLAKAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMG!!!" i rest my case.
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I can't stop laughing.
*sigh* say,what's the opposite of cumming? Cause I just did that.
AHHHHHH!!!! THE UNSEE BUTTON, WHERE'S THE UNSEE BUTTON *grabs double barrell shotgun* *shoots head* \o/ yay, no more pain....
But one day, he met a woman whose mouth was cut a little differently than everyone else. Instead of side to side, it was up and down.
They got along great, in spite, or maybe even because of their obvious flaws. So one day, he asks her to marry him.
Excited, she responds "Wouldn't I!?". Angered, the man says "Pussy Face!"
1 point if you get it. 1 more if you know who made that popular.
fucking stealth word filters
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
k i'm done :3
JESUS, PLEASE DIE FOR OUR SINS AGAIN BECAUSE IT DIDN'T WORK THE FIRST TIME!!
DID DOCTOR FRANKENSTEIN GO MAD WHEN MAKING HIS CREATION
it deserves a PRRRRROMOTION!
But then I was like ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2YFAKVe0F0
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She was always a vagina face.
YOUR A GENIOUS
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I'd hit it. With a baseball bat. Until it existed no more.
Kill it. Kill it with fire.
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Best thing on this site! xDDD
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Aah good times.
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>:)
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