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evilpika: I think I just became religious O_o
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knobgobbling_fuckmints: This is what you'll always have around you if you go to heaven :D
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anomalous: good thing I'm going to hell
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knobgobbling_fuckmints: where you'll be constantly raped by spike-dicked demon hounds?
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evilpika: In that case I shall become a better person. Fuckmints, I apologize for ruining Jurassic Park for you by making you imagine the LBT dinosaurs singing "Life Will Find a Way" during the action scenes.
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knobgobbling_fuckmints: ...go to hell. Go directly to hell. Do not pass the Pearly Gates. Do not collect Archangel sexings.
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evilpika: I like you, fuckmints. You'll fit right in here. XD
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O_Rly: *drool*
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Anonymous1: Let's hope these guys have to sanctify you (read 'fuck your ass senseless') in order for you to go to heaven. Mmmmmm.
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Knockers: ^They do. And after you're allowed in you can make love to them whenever you wish. It is heaven, after all :3~
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CrawlingChaos: HHHMMM.... Strangely enough, I am unconvinced by this to become heaven-bound...
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Viper: mmm save me a ticket on the pearly gates express if thats waiting 4 me XD
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Anonymous2: You know porn is good when it makes you find religion. And fuckmints, you make being raped by demon dogs sound like a bad thing.
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Anonymous3: Michael (Hebrew: מִיכָאֵל‎, Micha'el or Mîkhā'ēl; Greek: Μιχαήλ, Mikhaḗl; Latin: Michael or Míchaël; Arabic: ميخائيل‎, Mīkhā'īl) is an archangel in Jewish, Christian, and Islamic teachings. Roman Catholics, Anglicans, and Lutherans refer to him as Saint Michael the Archangel and also simply as Saint Michael. Orthodox Christians refer to him as the Taxiarch Archangel Michael or simply Archangel Michael.

In Hebrew, Michael means "who is like God" (mi-who, ke-as or like, El-deity), which is traditionally interpreted as a rhetorical question: "Who is like God?" (which expects an answer in the negative) to imply that no one is like God. In this way, Michael is reinterpreted as a symbol of humility before God.

In the Hebrew Bible Michael is mentioned three times in the Book of Daniel, once as a "great prince who stands up for the children of your people". The idea that Michael was the advocate of the Jews became so prevalent that in spite of the rabbinical prohibition against appealing to angels as intermediaries between God and his people, Michael came to occupy a certain place in the Jewish liturgy.

In the New Testament Michael leads God's armies against Satan's forces in the Book of Revelation, where during the war in heaven he defeats Satan. In the Epistle of Jude Michael is specifically referred to as an "archangel". Christian sanctuaries to Michael appeared in the 4th century, when he was first seen as a healing angel, and then over time as a protector and the leader of the army of God against the forces of evil. By the 6th century, devotions to Archangel Michael were widespread both in the Eastern and Western Churches. Over time, teachings on Michael began to vary among Christian denominations.
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Anonymous4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLg2YauMuiY


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