Anonymous7: I can see the sordid backstory for this now...
Lizalfos: I met my husband in Death Mountain. At first I was supposed to kill him. Then, the bottom part of his green tunic got cut off and, I gotta tell ya, he has the hottest ass I've ever seen. Then, I noticed his boner... I asked him about it and he admitted that he fantasized about my kind since the first two he fought. So, I took off my armor, he came over, and let me mount him. Master Ganondorf approved our marriage after his world domination plan succeeded and we've been mates ever since. If only that boy of mine could lay eggs...
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Also, is that a Lizalfos?
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Lizalfos: I met my husband in Death Mountain. At first I was supposed to kill him. Then, the bottom part of his green tunic got cut off and, I gotta tell ya, he has the hottest ass I've ever seen. Then, I noticed his boner... I asked him about it and he admitted that he fantasized about my kind since the first two he fought. So, I took off my armor, he came over, and let me mount him. Master Ganondorf approved our marriage after his world domination plan succeeded and we've been mates ever since. If only that boy of mine could lay eggs...