Anonymous5: Imagine a dude saying this really fast:
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HEY ANONYMOUS! ARE YOU IN THE MARKET FOR A NEW OR USED TOON SLUT?! OF COURSE YOU ARE! THEN COME ON DOWN TO CRAZY ANON'S USED WHORE EMPORIUM! HERE AT CRAZY ANON'S WE'VE GOT ANIME, CARTOON, VIDEO GAME AND COMIC BITCHES FOR DISCOUNT PRICES! GOOD CREDIT, BAD CREDIT, NO CREDIT? WHO CARES! WE'RE PRACTICALLY GIVING THESE SLUTS AWAY!!! COME ON IN FOR OUR TWO FOR ONE SPECIAL! THAT'S RIGHT, GET ONE CARTOON SLUT, GET THE SECOND TWO FREE! WE'VE GOT RAVEN, STARFIRE, SAILOR MOON, RIP VAN WINKLE, MIDNA, ZELDA, MIKU HATSUNE, TOPH, KATARA AND THOUSANDS OF OTHER CHARACTERS FOR ROCK BOTTOM PRICES!! DON'T PLAY FOR THE RIGHT TEAM? THAT'S FINE TOO! OUR AUTOMATIC BRIDGET CLONER GIVES YOU THE OPPORTUNITY TO PICK UP THE LEGENDARY SHOTA BITCH BOY!! THAT'S CRAZY ANON'S USED WHORE EMPORIUM, JUST SOUTH WEST OF THE HYRULE CASTLE MARKET TOWN!!! COME TO CRAZY ANON'S WHERE OUR PRICES ARE CRAZIER THAN A JIHADING SAND attractive and successful African!!!
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