Anonymous16: I expect to see 3D images on here soon, as the 3DS can view JPG files as MPO files. It works on 4chan, although I have no idea how to make that JPG 3D. I'm browsing on my 3DS, hoping for a stereoscopic surprise, but to no avail.
ChaosInuYasha: Huh here I was thinking someone was gonna feature a pic of Adult Link with the Ocarina of Time in his ass or something. Oh well. Not a fan of Saria but that's just me.
Anonymous28: Woah woah woah wait wait hold up what's going on here. Something NORMAL got featured?
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IT'S THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
AnOniMouse: Playstation? More everything?!
Oh lawds.
No online fo' yoo, muthafuckas!
Then your cuircuitboards melt and desolder.
Oh I lol at you poor soul.
Not that Bawkses are foolproof, but still.
Plus this is the one game Nintendo actually recycle, and they are allowed to, too. It is the best Zelda. End. And it isn't on every platform, so they can make it so. That said, Wind Waker was also great but it plays in Wiis so until the new soopah machine comes out that cannot back play them, and since its sequels are on the DS already, they probably shouldn't redo it unless its a masters version all remixed up MAH BOI.
Anonymous33: and now we open the stage for the fanboy-war.
after imaajfpstnfo and AnOniMouse the next one on stage tells us why microsoft is his omnipotent god
AnOniMouse: I srsly found this on Facebook once, on Bill Gates' page:
Steve Jobs: Remember that awesome OS you made? Yeah, neither do I.
This was liked by Steve Wozniak.
To which Bill replied: I'll mention that to the 88.9% market share I have. BTW, saw the new iPod shuffle . It looks like a tampon.
I care nowt for an argument, but I lol'd so hard me nose bled.
Krawczyk: Nobody will support Microsoft. We run our machines on them. And we know how badly they blow up especially with useless asinine hand-holding crap like UAC and Defender and even IE sometimes (fuck you for becoming my default browser again almost every update, and for being integrated in such a way I still haven't managed to completely remove you).
Also they just don't have many good exclusives. Most the best games on there come out for PC or PS3 as well.
AnOniMouse: ^Exactly. I know Mac OS are probably fine, I just can't be bothered learning a new thing when I know I can 'manage to survive' Windows. If that makes sense...
In other news, a quick protip for those confuse by the Ocarina of Time tag. Its not the ocarina that gets tagged. It is the game.
...
Well that game too. Also, unless the porn IS inanimate objects, they don'r generrally get tagged.
Poor sods.
Anonymous39: If I'm gonna play OoT again, I'll do it on project64 on my 40" monitor. And I'll replace the old textures with newer, higher resolution textures.
For free.
Anonymous41: I was going to post something saying how much I think this feature is lame. It's not very interesting if it's not random and disgusting.
However as I read all the people complaining about Nintendo being lame. The Wii being lame. Kinect being better. Nintendo recycling games, not having original ideas. I decided I'm going to rage.
I you had thought at all posting that you would realize that, like with Apple, Microsoft copied a shit-ton of Nintendo's ideas. The Kinect was based of the Wii. And quite frankly. It's not that hard to release a better thing five years after someone else did.
"Oh noez! Nintendoh recycle gamez! Herp derp derp!" Shut the FUCK up. If you want to (and I do too I love the Xbox 360 and PS consoles) you can buy a as many first-person shooters (all which are essentially the same game)as you want. Nobody cares. So why do you care if people do the same thing except with Nintendo games?
I didn't hear anyone complain when Heart Gold and Soul Silver came out. And honestly, I'm a lot more excited for one of the best games of all time to be revamped then I am another Porkyman game.
So please. I dislike my Wii as much as you. But that doesn't mean I should bitch about it in a pathetic attempt to severe my bonds to my childhood to make myself feel like a grown-up and give my worthless minimum-wage life meaning. One because you won't succeed. And two because YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED (no offense to actual people suffering from retardation).
Oh. And by the way imaajfpstnfo and Twin Uzis. When you're not masturbating to your Playstation or Xboxs or Bill Gates take the time to check your facts. This is only the third remake of Ocarina of Time.
Anonymous44: Wow. Just wow. I just remembered why I prefer to simply view the pic only. Can anyone tell me what anything in this long ass, pointless and horrifically English-teacher's-heart-stoppingly-bad-grammar-and-spelling conversation has to do with a fictional chick that looks 9 years old and the ocerina that is in her twat?
Anon14: Wow... apparently it is a crime for titanium to feature a pic that has the type of content people come to this site for (to fap) instead of crazed, barely lucid, and (usually) poorly-drawn nightmare fuel.
ForcedUser: Crazy Nintendo, having franchises that pretty much spell out reuse of ideas and reissuing games from time to time. I can't believe they're the only game publisher/developer that does that.
Hey, when's Halo 4 coming out? Gears of War 3? Soul Calibur V? Resident Evil 6? Mega Man 11? How about that Final Fantasy VII remake? That ever going to happen?
Seriously, stop pissing and moaning about remakes as if omitting them will suddenly cause the flood of "originality" to rain upon us.
imaajfpstnfo: anon40, I have nothing against nintend'oh recycling good games to reach the kids of the nextgen who don't know the classics.
I just don't like nintendo's other shit. Playstation is superior in every way and Sony should not be judged for some hackers choosing to be faggoty douches again.
Anonymous48: @Anon43 I don't know what you're talking about. I love reading the comments. All the lunatic comments, inside jokes and troll rage make for one hell of a time.
CaptainAwesome: LOL!
Ya'll faggots be ragin'
I circumvented this problem long ago when I bought every console. I don't have to make faggoty ass attempts at defending my purchases. Besides. The xbox is by far the worst one of the bunch, focusing mainly on shitty 14th generation samefag fps's, Having a shitty exlusives list and just generally sucking more than the other consoles. And while "technically" the Kinect is "better", When you don't release good games for it what the fuck good does it do. That is why the Wii by far excels the kinect, Much better dynamics and games that are actually good. The Nintendo 64 is and always was the best console, Oh yeah, The Wii has that too doesn't it. But I digress...
Anonymous50: you know i hope that in 20 years the consoles are like holodecks, nintendo makes again a remake and i can fuck that girl after 30 year of patient waiting for my love to physically express to her
It is not the console you have, but the games you have on the console. And if you don't have them all, you can't really argue. To judge something properly, you have to use it for a long time. I have them all, including PC games, and I honestly couldn't say one is better than the other, but PS3 is overated. To PS3 lovers, STOP INSULTING OTHER CONSOLES THEY ARE ALL EQUAL I KNOW I HAVE THEM ALL.
hit_Alt_with_F4_you_newb: @ anon 54 there's already 3d porn, just not of this http:// 3ds-xxx . com/ where's my money bitch?
also would have been epic if this was uploaded in .mpo format (the format the 3ds uses.) now I gotta spend hours trying to find a .mpo converter and weeks trying to figure out the specifics for the kind of .mpo file the 3ds uses since they probably did something freaky with the file type like the DSi did with jpegs.
darksithwas12: Krawczyk I keep my default browser set to IE. So when I go onto any dodgy websites that target my default browser, they fuck up IE and leave Google Chrome alone XD
"my most prized possesion"
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Also see >>168498 and >>97210 for the runner-up candidates for feature
"Whats and Ocarina?"
"It's a kind of Flute, only it's shaped like a sex toy."
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A feature that doesn't churn my stomach, make me flinch or just wonder "Why?"
I like
Au contrare, j'chante.
Minus AIDS, of course.
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we need moar ruto 1 page no good
....... im not eating this
ps porn on mah 3ds yea!!!
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IT'S THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
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Go back to buying your monthly reprint of the same war shooter, assclown.
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Oh lawds.
No online fo' yoo, muthafuckas!
Then your cuircuitboards melt and desolder.
Oh I lol at you poor soul.
Not that Bawkses are foolproof, but still.
Plus this is the one game Nintendo actually recycle, and they are allowed to, too. It is the best Zelda. End. And it isn't on every platform, so they can make it so. That said, Wind Waker was also great but it plays in Wiis so until the new soopah machine comes out that cannot back play them, and since its sequels are on the DS already, they probably shouldn't redo it unless its a masters version all remixed up MAH BOI.
after imaajfpstnfo and AnOniMouse the next one on stage tells us why microsoft is his omnipotent god
Steve Jobs: Remember that awesome OS you made? Yeah, neither do I.
This was liked by Steve Wozniak.
To which Bill replied: I'll mention that to the 88.9% market share I have. BTW, saw the new iPod shuffle . It looks like a tampon.
I care nowt for an argument, but I lol'd so hard me nose bled.
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Also they just don't have many good exclusives. Most the best games on there come out for PC or PS3 as well.
In other news, a quick protip for those confuse by the Ocarina of Time tag. Its not the ocarina that gets tagged. It is the game.
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Well that game too. Also, unless the porn IS inanimate objects, they don'r generrally get tagged.
Poor sods.
Must be what it's like to play those Japanese porn games where the girls show you their bits after you rescue them.
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((ocarina))
For free.
However as I read all the people complaining about Nintendo being lame. The Wii being lame. Kinect being better. Nintendo recycling games, not having original ideas. I decided I'm going to rage.
I you had thought at all posting that you would realize that, like with Apple, Microsoft copied a shit-ton of Nintendo's ideas. The Kinect was based of the Wii. And quite frankly. It's not that hard to release a better thing five years after someone else did.
"Oh noez! Nintendoh recycle gamez! Herp derp derp!" Shut the FUCK up. If you want to (and I do too I love the Xbox 360 and PS consoles) you can buy a as many first-person shooters (all which are essentially the same game)as you want. Nobody cares. So why do you care if people do the same thing except with Nintendo games?
I didn't hear anyone complain when Heart Gold and Soul Silver came out. And honestly, I'm a lot more excited for one of the best games of all time to be revamped then I am another Porkyman game.
So please. I dislike my Wii as much as you. But that doesn't mean I should bitch about it in a pathetic attempt to severe my bonds to my childhood to make myself feel like a grown-up and give my worthless minimum-wage life meaning. One because you won't succeed. And two because YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED (no offense to actual people suffering from retardation).
Oh. And by the way imaajfpstnfo and Twin Uzis. When you're not masturbating to your Playstation or Xboxs or Bill Gates take the time to check your facts. This is only the third remake of Ocarina of Time.
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Hey, when's Halo 4 coming out? Gears of War 3? Soul Calibur V? Resident Evil 6? Mega Man 11? How about that Final Fantasy VII remake? That ever going to happen?
Seriously, stop pissing and moaning about remakes as if omitting them will suddenly cause the flood of "originality" to rain upon us.
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I just don't like nintendo's other shit. Playstation is superior in every way and Sony should not be judged for some hackers choosing to be faggoty douches again.
This is bad and we should feel bad...
Protip: get them all.
In an attempt to end this war,I think you should all remember that it's the SOFTWARE that sells the HARDWARE.
...Which is why I never bothered to get a PS3 for the very few games I like on it. (ZOMG TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
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Ya'll faggots be ragin'
I circumvented this problem long ago when I bought every console. I don't have to make faggoty ass attempts at defending my purchases. Besides. The xbox is by far the worst one of the bunch, focusing mainly on shitty 14th generation samefag fps's, Having a shitty exlusives list and just generally sucking more than the other consoles. And while "technically" the Kinect is "better", When you don't release good games for it what the fuck good does it do. That is why the Wii by far excels the kinect, Much better dynamics and games that are actually good. The Nintendo 64 is and always was the best console, Oh yeah, The Wii has that too doesn't it. But I digress...
It is not the console you have, but the games you have on the console. And if you don't have them all, you can't really argue. To judge something properly, you have to use it for a long time. I have them all, including PC games, and I honestly couldn't say one is better than the other, but PS3 is overated. To PS3 lovers, STOP INSULTING OTHER CONSOLES THEY ARE ALL EQUAL I KNOW I HAVE THEM ALL.
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also would have been epic if this was uploaded in .mpo format (the format the 3ds uses.) now I gotta spend hours trying to find a .mpo converter and weeks trying to figure out the specifics for the kind of .mpo file the 3ds uses since they probably did something freaky with the file type like the DSi did with jpegs.
>implying I have brains
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/06/21/clarence-clemons-bruce-springsteens-e-street-band-dies-whos-greatest-rock-n/
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P.s, this pic is hawt