Cobra_Commander: Fools! Your pathetic civilization was doomed from the start! These furries are nothing but another gaping hole in your so called society! There is no escape! No salvation! Only by surrendering all your governments to me will you be delivered from the claws of extinction!
COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Cobra_Commander: Me-MEGA BLOKS?! DEMENTED FOOL! YOU DARE DOUBT THE POWER OF COBRA COMMANDER WITH SUCH AN INSULT?! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!
No women for you when I conquer the world! As a matter of fact, no sex of any kind! You will die without even faggotry to cover for your copulatory needs!
COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Anonymous1: You know, Cobra Commander from the comics is a LOT cooler than from the show.
The show's Commander is a whiny dickweed. The comic Commander is a neo-fascist military genius. I would so vote for him. He's like Rudy Guliani with a mask.
Cobra_Commander: You know those little pieces of dog crap that get in the cracks of your boots' soles after you've stepped some? You know, those pesky things which are a pain to remove?
G.I. Joes are like that, but with annoying voices and doing PSAs.
Cobra_Commander: (Anon1, you're absolutely right. And there's also that painted cover by Tim Bradstreet... That guy could make a ham sandwich look threatening)
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COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Also, go jump into a vat of dangerously caustic acids, Lu_Aza. More like Lu_Zer, or not? Also, G.I. Joe are faggots. It's good to see we agree there.
No women for you when I conquer the world! As a matter of fact, no sex of any kind! You will die without even faggotry to cover for your copulatory needs!
COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
BECOME AN TRUE AMERICAN HERO.
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And there should be a 34 of legos being the dom with mega blocks being the sub.
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The show's Commander is a whiny dickweed. The comic Commander is a neo-fascist military genius. I would so vote for him. He's like Rudy Guliani with a mask.
G.I. Joes are like that, but with annoying voices and doing PSAs.
At least they were not as faggy as those "Crash Test Dummies" characters.