Zorviva: From what I can recall, in one of the "horrible future of so-and-so" titles based on spider-man, he was old and had a small penis in the comic, and thus people are using that to infuriate those who are big fans of Spider-man.
Anonymous6: No. it really is one guy with too much money and a crazy small penis humilliation fetish (No, really, that fetish exists. Don't ask me, I don't get it either) comissioning all this stuff.
ChaosWolf: Anon5's right, it's all from Kirk Boxleitner, AKA K-BOX, one sad angry guy with a mental problem and a way-too-damn-big bankaccount.
I was in an IRC chat with a couple of people talking about comics when the conversation turned to bad porn. It turned out one of the people there was an artist he'd tried to hit up for a commission. She hated the whole spiderpenis thing and set her rates higher than normal (I think for what he was wanting - colour, background, etc. she'd normally charge about $50. For him, a steal at $85). When he said fine, she left it a couple of hours and sold him sorry, but there's no way I'm able to do it, pointing to the 'I refuse to do your creepy shit if it's really creepy' part of her rates and rules. He then offered to give her $100. She said no.
$120. No.
$200 and that's his final offer!
She told him he was a total freak and she wouldn't do it if he gave her a grand. Then blocked him from everywhere and everything.
Apparently he went on to do a very unflattering rant about how she was a worthless artist somewhere.
Funny thing is... there's a few pics of the guy nude drifting around the web - he's not even three inches long.
Anonymous8: It might be the same guy commissioning all the pics, but that doesn't mean it isn't canon. Look at any Spider-man comic. A suit that tight, and you never see his junk. Either it's real, or he's learned some tuck'n'tape tricks from the local drag/tranny community.
Anonymous14(11): For those who are confused, there is someone out there who commissions artists to create original pieces where Spider-Man has an impossibly small penis. That is a great deal of money to spend on such as shit joke.
Tater-Tot-Kaite: "Thanks for constantly saving my ass on a daily basis Peter, but . . . well you have a tiny penis and that gives me full right to ruin your life and humiliate you."
Anonymous15: Artists just don't draw him with a huge dick because Spidey is Marvels mascot and a big dick in such a skintight suit would be a bit too much?
You guys, seriously...
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Monkey-on-Spider just fails
EPIC FAIL!
No, one guy is commissioning all this
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Also, Prime wins.
I was in an IRC chat with a couple of people talking about comics when the conversation turned to bad porn. It turned out one of the people there was an artist he'd tried to hit up for a commission. She hated the whole spiderpenis thing and set her rates higher than normal (I think for what he was wanting - colour, background, etc. she'd normally charge about $50. For him, a steal at $85). When he said fine, she left it a couple of hours and sold him sorry, but there's no way I'm able to do it, pointing to the 'I refuse to do your creepy shit if it's really creepy' part of her rates and rules. He then offered to give her $100. She said no.
$120. No.
$200 and that's his final offer!
She told him he was a total freak and she wouldn't do it if he gave her a grand. Then blocked him from everywhere and everything.
Apparently he went on to do a very unflattering rant about how she was a worthless artist somewhere.
Funny thing is... there's a few pics of the guy nude drifting around the web - he's not even three inches long.
You guys, seriously...