Anonymous1: - Lisa): "Yeah, its 20 bucks for a quicky inside grounds keeper Willey's shed here. But you better cum quickly cause recess is over in ten minites."
Anonymous2: That would be totally out of character for her. Lisa going commando and then even lifting her skirt can only be explained if there is some really noble cause behind it.
Anonymous4: - So thru a freak of nature, like Dorothy to the land of OZ, you've been magically transported to the Simpson's school in your sleep were you finally see Lisa for real, & ask her if the rumors were true?
- Lisa): "No, it's true! SEE [lifting her skirt for your inspection]! The girls in Springfield Elementary don't ware any panties to school. Why you ask?
- "Because it drives the boys crazy, keeps their minds off the curriculum, driving the girls scholastic averages way above the befuddled boys. And, so mistakenly proving to the PTA that the girls are really smarter than the boys!"
- "Hee Hee, arnt we a bunch of stinkers. But in the battle of the sexes its who's on top that cunts, I mean, counts."
(That's why there are so many divorces)
- Everybody has a dark side.
- Lisa): "No, it's true! SEE [lifting her skirt for your inspection]! The girls in Springfield Elementary don't ware any panties to school. Why you ask?
- "Because it drives the boys crazy, keeps their minds off the curriculum, driving the girls scholastic averages way above the befuddled boys. And, so mistakenly proving to the PTA that the girls are really smarter than the boys!"
- "Hee Hee, arnt we a bunch of stinkers. But in the battle of the sexes its who's on top that cunts, I mean, counts."