Anonymous1: Amazing, Watch those Petite Powerful Piston Punching Prosthetic Pugilists Proceed to Pound the other's Pieces and Peripherals into the Pavement! Mr. Satan, your analysis?
Well chuck, it's obvious they are using black market parts to make 'em stronger. I've never seen such an unsportsman...womanlike display in all my years. I'm gonna go check their registration and contact the suppliers and rules committee. Maybe they're even in cahoots with each other. They hit each other with the same punch at the same time, that just doesn't make sense unless they plotted before the match. No, it's probably just a program set up to fool us! They got no respect for the good people who came to watch a real fight! It really is a shame chuck, yessiree...
Well chuck, it's obvious they are using black market parts to make 'em stronger. I've never seen such an unsportsman...womanlike display in all my years. I'm gonna go check their registration and contact the suppliers and rules committee. Maybe they're even in cahoots with each other. They hit each other with the same punch at the same time, that just doesn't make sense unless they plotted before the match. No, it's probably just a program set up to fool us! They got no respect for the good people who came to watch a real fight! It really is a shame chuck, yessiree...