AnonGCB: Oh jeez, "No Zombie is safe from Chicago Ted" is found written on one of the safe room walls, on the no mercy level in the final stage, I believe.
Amun-Ra: We were fighting infected all across the square
The scent of their blood was in the air
A Witch in the courtyard gave us quite a scare
And things only got worse from there
When a Hunter grabbed Bill and thrashed him in twain
Francis was hung by a Smoker as he howled in pain
Zoey with her pistol and took careful aim
She fired 2 shots, but it was all in vain
Just then, when all hope had been burned and bled
The infected all scream and turned and fled
Clothed in a flannel shirt blue black and red
Came an angel of Badass, named Chicago Ted
With his shotguns a blazing, he slaughtered that horde
Till he got bored of that, and switched to his sword
His cap coated in blood, while us he ignored
For the thrill of the hunt was his own reward
Now he was no Chuck Norris, don't get me wrong
but Ted could do this crap all day long
The Survivors lept up and fought along
But ted would do this work for a song
With corpses piled as high as can be
Old Ted lit a smoke, and howled with glee
As he used his sword to carve notches you see
Into his belt, a thousand times 53
As a Tank round the corner, we filled up with dread
But he just laughed an shook his head
With a powerful holler the Wild Savior said
"NO ZOMBIE IS SAFE FROM CHICAGO TED!"
Anonymous20: ya know,being intelegent can be useful to make sure that what your seeing is not something you don't want to see,and i'd like to announce to the unsure fappers that this is not loli. carry on. (if you already figured this out,you just wasted your time reading this xD)
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http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/world/images/040822munch-painting.jpg
Chicago Ted, wherever you are, +1
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The scent of their blood was in the air
A Witch in the courtyard gave us quite a scare
And things only got worse from there
When a Hunter grabbed Bill and thrashed him in twain
Francis was hung by a Smoker as he howled in pain
Zoey with her pistol and took careful aim
She fired 2 shots, but it was all in vain
Just then, when all hope had been burned and bled
The infected all scream and turned and fled
Clothed in a flannel shirt blue black and red
Came an angel of Badass, named Chicago Ted
With his shotguns a blazing, he slaughtered that horde
Till he got bored of that, and switched to his sword
His cap coated in blood, while us he ignored
For the thrill of the hunt was his own reward
Now he was no Chuck Norris, don't get me wrong
but Ted could do this crap all day long
The Survivors lept up and fought along
But ted would do this work for a song
With corpses piled as high as can be
Old Ted lit a smoke, and howled with glee
As he used his sword to carve notches you see
Into his belt, a thousand times 53
As a Tank round the corner, we filled up with dread
But he just laughed an shook his head
With a powerful holler the Wild Savior said
"NO ZOMBIE IS SAFE FROM CHICAGO TED!"
-copy/pasted from some guy called "Unreal Dro"
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Hardo change places with me that way you dont get raped by an hot babe and I do,
that way everyones happy.
(Runs up and clams him out of the way along with his pants)
(Puts my pants in hunters hands and lays down grinning)
HARDO NEEDS=
HARDON EEDS
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