THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE IS THE BEST Porkyman A TRAINER CAN HAVE
FIRST OF ALL, IT HAS NO EYES. THIS BITCH DOESN'T NEED ANY, IT'LL FIND YOUR SORRY ASS IN MOUNT MOON EVERY TIME, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE IT.
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. THIS THING SCREECHES LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. YOU DON'T WANT YOUR EARS TO BLEED? HEARING IS FOR PUSSIES, THIS BITCH WILL MAKE THE SAME ANNOYING FUCKING NOISE EVERY TIME. BUT THERE'S MORE. I KNOW, HOLY FUCK.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS EVERYWHERE. YOU WANT TO CATCH A CLEFAIRY? DON'T COUNT ON IT. THIS FUCKER WILL BE ON YOUR ASS EVERY 2 FUCKING STEPS YOU TAKE.
SERIOUSLY, THIS THING DOESN'T EVEN HAVE LEGS. ITS SOLE PURPOSE IS TO PISS YOU THE FUCK OFF.
Faptastic: Ok ok ok. So blastoise metapod and zubat are the best a trainer can have? I'm confused about the last two plus their arguments weren't as good as the last ones but oh well. I am but a easily persuaded civilian who questions not what he is told.
Faptastic: Ok ok ok. So blastoise metapod and zubat are the best a trainer can have? I'm confused about the last two plus their arguments weren't as good as blastoises but oh well. I am but a easily persuaded civilian who questions not what he is told.
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The others aren't soo bad.
THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE IS THE BEST Porkyman A TRAINER CAN HAVE
FIRST OF ALL, IT HAS NO EYES. THIS BITCH DOESN'T NEED ANY, IT'LL FIND YOUR SORRY ASS IN MOUNT MOON EVERY TIME, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE IT.
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. THIS THING SCREECHES LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. YOU DON'T WANT YOUR EARS TO BLEED? HEARING IS FOR PUSSIES, THIS BITCH WILL MAKE THE SAME ANNOYING FUCKING NOISE EVERY TIME. BUT THERE'S MORE. I KNOW, HOLY FUCK.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS EVERYWHERE. YOU WANT TO CATCH A CLEFAIRY? DON'T COUNT ON IT. THIS FUCKER WILL BE ON YOUR ASS EVERY 2 FUCKING STEPS YOU TAKE.
SERIOUSLY, THIS THING DOESN'T EVEN HAVE LEGS. ITS SOLE PURPOSE IS TO PISS YOU THE FUCK OFF.
THAT'S WHY ZUBAT IS THE BEST Porkyman EVER.
BTW, lol @ Zubat with just female hair.
I RULE THE CHANS MOTHERFUCKER
Oh wait. It never was.
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