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Anonymous1: I declare this win :D It put a smile on my face at any rate.
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cb218: wtf lol
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Anonymous2: The absolute definition of /34/
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Anonymous3: great stuff
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Anonymous4: Oh god, it had to happen
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Anonymous5: It's funny because it's true!
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Anonymous6: is that a crack in the sky?
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Anonymous7: It's a bird, dumbnut.
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Anonymous8: Nope, it's one of them dragon-things
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Anonymous9: ^Nazgul, I assume. And seriously ned moar lotr porn.
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Anonymous10: Tower porn?
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Anonymous11(9): Tower porn, while awesome, does not get me off. Maybe there's something wrong with me, but I need me a non-stone cock.
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Anonymous12: Granted, "The Two Towers" IS a ready-made gay porn title, but....
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Anonymous13: I CAME
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Anonymous14: Stone cock should be spurting fiery lava from the pits of Mt. Doom.
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Sulacu: The tower of Pisa looks on jealously from his non-fictitious sidelines
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Anonymous15: This is the best image evar!
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Anonymous16: WTF XD
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Anonymous17: This pic is the WINRAR
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Anonymous18: lol
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Anonymous19: Bwuahahahahahahahaha!
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Anonymous20: Fucking epic.
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TableLabia: WAT
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Anonymous21: Lolwut?
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Anonymous22: I don't see Borat anywhere. this is lame.
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Anonymous23: EPIC WIN
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Anonymous24: posting in epic win
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Anonymous25: awesome rofl
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Member_7: haha gawd
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Anonymous26: towers are touching
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Anonymous27: I think J.R.R.Tolkien just took a quarter turn in his grave.
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Anonymous28: J.R.R. Tolkien takes a quarter turn in his grave every time someone laughs at this and a full turn every time someone faps to this.
We should attach magnets to him and generate electricity.
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Anonymous29: Epic win to the power of INFINITY. This has made me so very happy, so very happy indeed.
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Anonymous30: yep. this is why i love rule #34. it is the alpha and omega of the internet. the beginning and the end of all that is held sacred. giving life and smashing the spirit of all we hold dear. or just giving us fap material. either way, it's never good, usually bad and sometimes exceptional.
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Anonymous31: rofl, yes
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Anonymous32: Reminds me an awful lot of LUST PENIS.
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Titanium: Anyone have the proper tags for this? There were some VERY detailed tags at one point. If you know them, please post them in the comments as well as changing them.
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Titanium: Here are the tags:

barad-dur featured_image inanimate Lord_Of_The_Ring Orthanc saruman Sauron
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Soemele: featured_image is a tag?
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Titanium: for now
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Anonymous33: What faggot tagged this 'penis'?
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Anonymous34: wat
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Anonymous35: I'd add the tag: "Fucking_Weird"!
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Anonymous36: AHAHAHAHA
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Anonymous37(1): One does not simply stick it in Saurons pooper!
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Fourty-Two: Anonymous12, Sulacu, Anonymous28 and Anonymous30 got it bang on.

but Anonymous22 P-hails miserably.
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Anonymous38: Anon 28 is the win. ANON COMEDIANS FT- *gets shot by random JRR tolkien fan*
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Anonymous39: O_O
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Anonymous40: I see three towers in this pic.
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Flanker: mmmh... Saruman is very pleased with this.

Sauron loves fuck Another towers, niiceeee!

Saruman loves cocks LOL
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Sulacu: Roses are awesome, violets are great
My love for you is as strong
As my cock, busting down your gate.
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Anonymous41: Oh God it finnally happend rule 34 has made a crack in time and space.
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Anonymous42: Sometimes a tower just gotta get some ass, ya know?
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Anonymous43: Anon14 made me lol.
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Anonymous44: fap fap fap
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Anonymous45: "One does not simply fuck into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just anons. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Brown Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with penis and balls and discarded porno mags, the very air you breathe gives you a boner." - Boromir
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Slayer: Signed me out...
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Anonymous46: "One DOES simply FUCK MORDOR."
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Anonymous47: lol "union of the two towers" xD
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Melkor: Sauron, Sauron, didn`t I tell you that you shouldn`t fuck with other maiar...
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Anonymous48: Hot.
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Anonymous49: Well, it's not as fappable as Luthien Tinuviel porn but...waitaminnit, there ISN'T any
Luthien Tinuviel porn here! Aaaaartists!
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Anonymous50: Barad-dûr (Sindarin "Dark Tower", sometimes given as The Barad-dûr (Lugbúrz in Black Speech)) is the fortress of Sauron in the heart of the black land of Mordor and close to Mount Doom in the fantasy world of J. R. R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings. The Eye of Sauron kept watch over Middle-earth from its highest tower.
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Anonymous51(50): Barad-dûr was built by Sauron, the Dark Lord of Mordor, with the power of the One Ring, during the Second Age. The building took six hundred years to complete; it was the greatest fortress ever built since the Fall of Angband, and much of Sauron's personal power went into it.
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Anonymous52(50): Barad-dûr was besieged for seven years by the Last Alliance of Elves and Men and was levelled after Sauron's defeat at the end of the Second Age, but because it was created using the power of the One Ring, its foundations could not be destroyed completely unless the Ring itself was destroyed. Isildur cut the Ring from Sauron's hand but refused to destroy it, so the Tower was quickly rebuilt when Sauron returned to Mordor thousands of years later, in T.A. 2951.
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Anonymous53(50): A contradiction exists regarding the Dark Tower: Appendix B has Sauron beginning to build the Tower in c. S.A. 1000, completing it at the same time he forges the One Ring c. S.A. 1600, yet Elrond asserts that its foundations "were made with the power of the Ring." No explanation is offered in the text.
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Anonymous54(50): The Dark Tower was described as existing on a massive scale so large it was almost surreal, although Tolkien does not provide much detail beyond its size and immense strength. Since it had a "topmost tower" it presumably had multiple towers. It is otherwise described as dark and surrounded in shadow, so that it could not be clearly seen.
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Anonymous55(50): "... rising black, blacker and darker than the vast shades amid which it stood, the cruel pinnacles and iron crown of the topmost tower of Barad-dûr..."
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Anonymous56(50): In his vision at Amon Hen, Frodo Baggins perceived the immense tower as "wall upon wall, battlement upon battlement, black, immeasurably strong, mountain of iron, gate of steel, tower of adamant...Barad-dûr, Fortress of Sauron".

There was an "immeasurably high" look-out post, "the Window of the Eye in Sauron’s shadow-mantled fortress", said to face Mount Doom. In this window, Frodo and Sam had a terrible glimpse of the Eye of Sauron.

There is a drawing by Tolkien that he titled "Barad-dûr"; since he did not publish it during his lifetime, it is unclear how close the drawing is to his mature vision of the tower. The picture shows only the left edge of the lower part of a structure that seems to be constructed of immense masonry blocks of some greenish-grey stone. The few existing windows are small and either dark or lighted dark red; one is clearly barred. One high, thin vertical spire is visible in the background. The whole building seems to stand on top of a large monolithic rock with almost vertical edges and a relatively flat top. A narrow stone bridge leads across the chasm to the single visible door, through which flames can be seen inside the tower. An erupting volcano (presumably Mount Doom) can be seen in the background, a lava stream flowing from there past the side of the monolithic rock.
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Anonymous57(50): In The Lord of the Rings film trilogy by Peter Jackson, Richard Taylor and his design team built a 30 ft (9 m) high miniature ("big-ature") of Barad-dûr for use in the film.

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King also shows Barad-dûr as clearly visible from the Black Gate of Mordor. Even granting its enormous size, it was 100 miles away and east of the Gate, and behind the inner mountain ridges of Udûn, so Aragorn's army could not have seen it. It is also shown in front of Mount Doom, but when looking from the gate as shown in the maps of Middle-earth, Barad-dûr is somewhat behind Mount Doom (although some of the maps of Mordor in the film are altered so that Barad-dûr is not blocked by the mountains of Udûn.) In the Black Gate scene, having Barad-dûr visible from the Gate means that the army can see the Eye of Sauron staring at them. This was done because of the deleted "Aragorn vs Sauron" scene. Originally there would be a "blinding light" and Aragorn would see Annatar (Sauron's pleasant appearance that he had used to deceive the Elves in the Second Age), who would then become Sauron and attack. However, the filmmakers decided that this deviated too far from the books, so instead the blinding light scenes were used to depict a "staring contest" between Aragorn and the Eye of Sauron.

Again another deleted scene in the extended edition of The Return of the King appears to reinforce this view, showing Sauron standing atop his tower and briefly being observed by Aragorn.
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Anonymous58: Needs Minas Tirith/Minas Morgul twincest hatesex.
Please.
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Anonymous59: I don't want to know whom nasty and trouble mind is this coming from. Oh. My. God.
LMFAO btw xD
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Anonymous60: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cUSgtUDw5Q
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Anonymous61: Larger version at >>90831 .


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