nebula: all these wall-e/eve pics are GOLDEN! who'd have thought a movie about robots would turn out a /34/ gold mine? Must have something to do with Wall-E's pathetic attempts at romance -- the viewer simply feels compelled to cut the poor sex-starved bugger some slack.
Sen: The fact that stuff like this doesn't surprise or bother me in anyway, what does is the sheer quality of some of the /34/ out there, it is terrifying to think how much time someone has spent making these things!
Anonymous9: if this had James Bond goatsing in the background, it would probably be featured...it has everything, quality , idea it just needs randomness
Wall-E climbed up on top of a mountain of garbage and with sad little robot eyes, everything was brown and icky like garbage. There were only little bits of green where the people had made it more planty with their planting, so there were some plants but not enough. The captain said that it would get more planty and eventually the earth would be sexy again but he was fat so Wall-E knew not to believe him.
Wall-E caterpillar treaded down to the bottom of the garbage tower thing where he saw cleaning robot who was cleaning earth. Wall-E asked him why earth wasn't sexy yet and cleaner robot was like "I dunno" so Wall-E caterpillar treaded away. He saw his cockroach friend had found another cockroach friend and they were moving around on top of each other. Wall-E was like "huh thats interesting" but in Wall E speak.
Later Wall-E saw there were little baby cockroaches and Wall-E's little robot brain started thinking and he came to a realisation. The cockroach babies came from when the other cockroaches were bumping together. So that means when two thing bump together it makes more life and the earth gets pretty again.
He caterpillar treaded to EVE and told her what he realized and she was like "ok"
Wall-E got behind EVE and started to thump against her, like he saw the cockroach doing. He didn't see how this could make more life so the earth could be sexy again, but it felt good. His engine felt all warm, and his pistons were pumping furiously. EVE made little noises, it felt good for her too.
Wall-E saw a hole open up on the bottom of EVE's round body. He was curious and touched the hole with his robot hands, it was warm and EVE giggled because it felt good. WALL-E stuck his hand up EVE's hole, which made her shout out happily. WALL-E remembered how good it felt to bump his bottom against EVE's, so he started to thump the lower part of his body into EVE's hole. This time it felt even better, and WALL-E noticed a hatch in the bottom half of his body opening up.
Suddenly a big metallic thing came out from the hatch in WALL-E's body. He touched it, and it felt good. He decided to touch EVE with it, which felt even better. He put the metal thing into EVE's hole which felt super good. He pushed it deeper in which made him shout out happily. He thumped back and forth again, pushing the long metal shaft in and out of EVE. Suddenly liquid started oozing out of his shaft (A/N: nanomachines) WALL-E was startled and pulled out of EVE. The liquid shot all over EVE and she giggled. WALL-E went back into EVE, this time he turned on the soundtrack of his favorite movie, "Hello Dolly," and started pumping happily away to the music.
After a few minutes he felt the liquid coming again, but this time didn't pull out. He kept going as the liquid squirted out of his shaft and deep into EVE. The pleasure was incredible, neither WALL-E or EVE had ever felt so happy before.
Both of them kept doing this for hundreds of years and eventually the planet was beautiful again. Towering trees, sparkling rivers, majestic mountains and landscapes, with a clear blue sky. But the most beautiful part of it all were the two robots, passionately making love for all eternity.
Anonymous38: Wall-E climbed up on top of a mountain of garbage and with sad little robot eyes, everything was brown and icky like garbage. There were only little bits of green where the people had made it more planty with their planting, so there were some plants but not enough. The captain said that it would get more planty and eventually the earth would be sexy again but he was fat so Wall-E knew not to believe him.
Wall-E caterpillar treaded down to the bottom of the garbage tower thing where he saw cleaning robot who was cleaning earth. Wall-E asked him why earth wasn't sexy yet and cleaner robot was like "I dunno" so Wall-E caterpillar treaded away. He saw his cockroach friend had found another cockroach friend and they were moving around on top of each other. Wall-E was like "huh thats interesting" but in Wall E speak.
Later Wall-E saw there were little baby cockroaches and Wall-E's little robot brain started thinking and he came to a realisation. The cockroach babies came from when the other cockroaches were bumping together. So that means when two thing bump together it makes more life and the earth gets pretty again.
He caterpillar treaded to EVE and told her what he realized and she was like "ok"
Wall-E got behind EVE and started to thump against her, like he saw the cockroach doing. He didn't see how this could make more life so the earth could be sexy again, but it felt good. His engine felt all warm, and his pistons were pumping furiously. EVE made little noises, it felt good for her too.
Wall-E saw a hole open up on the bottom of EVE's round body. He was curious and touched the hole with his robot hands, it was warm and EVE giggled because it felt good. WALL-E stuck his hand up EVE's hole, which made her shout out happily. WALL-E remembered how good it felt to bump his bottom against EVE's, so he started to thump the lower part of his body into EVE's hole. This time it felt even better, and WALL-E noticed a hatch in the bottom half of his body opening up.
Suddenly a big metallic thing came out from the hatch in WALL-E's body. He touched it, and it felt good. He decided to touch EVE with it, which felt even better. He put the metal thing into EVE's hole which felt super good. He pushed it deeper in which made him shout out happily. He thumped back and forth again, pushing the long metal shaft in and out of EVE. Suddenly liquid started oozing out of his shaft (A/N: nanomachines) WALL-E was startled and pulled out of EVE. The liquid shot all over EVE and she giggled. WALL-E went back into EVE, this time he turned on the soundtrack of his favorite movie, "Hello Dolly," and started pumping happily away to the music.
After a few minutes he felt the liquid coming again, but this time didn't pull out. He kept going as the liquid squirted out of his shaft and deep into EVE. The pleasure was incredible, neither WALL-E or EVE had ever felt so happy before.
Both of them kept doing this for hundreds of years and eventually the planet was beautiful again. Towering trees, sparkling rivers, majestic mountains and landscapes, with a clear blue sky. But the most beautiful part of it all were the two robots, passionately making love for all eternity.
now and then, anna faris joins in the fun.
Theimagecritic: Well, I guess I wasn't the first Anon to write fanfics on this site after all! Keep the fanfics on this site strong and alive everyone! (:
Anonymous45: I read the fanfic, and decided to make a sequel.
Shelby Fortright, now a robot himself, was crusing about in the Mucus starliner. Everything except the stewards and his GO-4s were dead because his AUTO decided to kill every human, so Shelby went into a retarded rage and violently smashed his AUTO and took its place. He decided to check out Earth, and was shocked to see it alive again. "My god." He immediately landed into the planet, missing the station and having the Mucus Starliner lodged into the Earth's sexy soil. He yeeted himself out and saw robots and humans working together. Some even clanging eachother. He felt so proud, but he knew he was basically the new hitler for getting everyone into his mess, so he hid and saw Wall-e and eve with 13,563 miniature children around them. Some were EVE clones, others were WALLE clojes, and the rest were horrific monsters called "Gertrude". "BIG EVIL HITLER MOMMY", it croaked. Shelby pulled his robo-cock and blasted it with 45000000 PSI of pure heat energy. Eve didn't care, because fucking hell that one was terrible. She noticed his cannon and overheated. She lept onto Shelby's cannon, but got blasted into uranus because he didn't get to switch into nut mode. "Oops." He muttered.
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I swear, I'll crop it to remove the sex and set it as my background.
It is not wrong. Do what you want. You silly man.
Sincerely, Jeff
nyoro~n :3
Wall-E climbed up on top of a mountain of garbage and with sad little robot eyes, everything was brown and icky like garbage. There were only little bits of green where the people had made it more planty with their planting, so there were some plants but not enough. The captain said that it would get more planty and eventually the earth would be sexy again but he was fat so Wall-E knew not to believe him.
Wall-E caterpillar treaded down to the bottom of the garbage tower thing where he saw cleaning robot who was cleaning earth. Wall-E asked him why earth wasn't sexy yet and cleaner robot was like "I dunno" so Wall-E caterpillar treaded away. He saw his cockroach friend had found another cockroach friend and they were moving around on top of each other. Wall-E was like "huh thats interesting" but in Wall E speak.
Later Wall-E saw there were little baby cockroaches and Wall-E's little robot brain started thinking and he came to a realisation. The cockroach babies came from when the other cockroaches were bumping together. So that means when two thing bump together it makes more life and the earth gets pretty again.
He caterpillar treaded to EVE and told her what he realized and she was like "ok"
Wall-E got behind EVE and started to thump against her, like he saw the cockroach doing. He didn't see how this could make more life so the earth could be sexy again, but it felt good. His engine felt all warm, and his pistons were pumping furiously. EVE made little noises, it felt good for her too.
Wall-E saw a hole open up on the bottom of EVE's round body. He was curious and touched the hole with his robot hands, it was warm and EVE giggled because it felt good. WALL-E stuck his hand up EVE's hole, which made her shout out happily. WALL-E remembered how good it felt to bump his bottom against EVE's, so he started to thump the lower part of his body into EVE's hole. This time it felt even better, and WALL-E noticed a hatch in the bottom half of his body opening up.
Suddenly a big metallic thing came out from the hatch in WALL-E's body. He touched it, and it felt good. He decided to touch EVE with it, which felt even better. He put the metal thing into EVE's hole which felt super good. He pushed it deeper in which made him shout out happily. He thumped back and forth again, pushing the long metal shaft in and out of EVE. Suddenly liquid started oozing out of his shaft (A/N: nanomachines) WALL-E was startled and pulled out of EVE. The liquid shot all over EVE and she giggled. WALL-E went back into EVE, this time he turned on the soundtrack of his favorite movie, "Hello Dolly," and started pumping happily away to the music.
After a few minutes he felt the liquid coming again, but this time didn't pull out. He kept going as the liquid squirted out of his shaft and deep into EVE. The pleasure was incredible, neither WALL-E or EVE had ever felt so happy before.
Both of them kept doing this for hundreds of years and eventually the planet was beautiful again. Towering trees, sparkling rivers, majestic mountains and landscapes, with a clear blue sky. But the most beautiful part of it all were the two robots, passionately making love for all eternity.
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Wall-E is the porn star of this year, no doubt.
". . . whereas Wall-E. . . he's not that sexy, but he gets the job done."
-- Andrew Stanton
...does he ever.
LOL!
How do you come up with this shit? It's fantastic!
TELL ME >:I
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4387987/1/Hope
but hell, Eve's voice was SOOOOOO FUCKING SEXY!!
That fan fic btw is fucking histarical, I lol'd forty times
kisses and "sparks" XD
Wall-E caterpillar treaded down to the bottom of the garbage tower thing where he saw cleaning robot who was cleaning earth. Wall-E asked him why earth wasn't sexy yet and cleaner robot was like "I dunno" so Wall-E caterpillar treaded away. He saw his cockroach friend had found another cockroach friend and they were moving around on top of each other. Wall-E was like "huh thats interesting" but in Wall E speak.
Later Wall-E saw there were little baby cockroaches and Wall-E's little robot brain started thinking and he came to a realisation. The cockroach babies came from when the other cockroaches were bumping together. So that means when two thing bump together it makes more life and the earth gets pretty again.
He caterpillar treaded to EVE and told her what he realized and she was like "ok"
Wall-E got behind EVE and started to thump against her, like he saw the cockroach doing. He didn't see how this could make more life so the earth could be sexy again, but it felt good. His engine felt all warm, and his pistons were pumping furiously. EVE made little noises, it felt good for her too.
Wall-E saw a hole open up on the bottom of EVE's round body. He was curious and touched the hole with his robot hands, it was warm and EVE giggled because it felt good. WALL-E stuck his hand up EVE's hole, which made her shout out happily. WALL-E remembered how good it felt to bump his bottom against EVE's, so he started to thump the lower part of his body into EVE's hole. This time it felt even better, and WALL-E noticed a hatch in the bottom half of his body opening up.
Suddenly a big metallic thing came out from the hatch in WALL-E's body. He touched it, and it felt good. He decided to touch EVE with it, which felt even better. He put the metal thing into EVE's hole which felt super good. He pushed it deeper in which made him shout out happily. He thumped back and forth again, pushing the long metal shaft in and out of EVE. Suddenly liquid started oozing out of his shaft (A/N: nanomachines) WALL-E was startled and pulled out of EVE. The liquid shot all over EVE and she giggled. WALL-E went back into EVE, this time he turned on the soundtrack of his favorite movie, "Hello Dolly," and started pumping happily away to the music.
After a few minutes he felt the liquid coming again, but this time didn't pull out. He kept going as the liquid squirted out of his shaft and deep into EVE. The pleasure was incredible, neither WALL-E or EVE had ever felt so happy before.
Both of them kept doing this for hundreds of years and eventually the planet was beautiful again. Towering trees, sparkling rivers, majestic mountains and landscapes, with a clear blue sky. But the most beautiful part of it all were the two robots, passionately making love for all eternity.
now and then, anna faris joins in the fun.
all he needs to do now is swp out wall e's dick with a usb lead
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAaaaaaaaaaaa
Shelby Fortright, now a robot himself, was crusing about in the Mucus starliner. Everything except the stewards and his GO-4s were dead because his AUTO decided to kill every human, so Shelby went into a retarded rage and violently smashed his AUTO and took its place. He decided to check out Earth, and was shocked to see it alive again. "My god." He immediately landed into the planet, missing the station and having the Mucus Starliner lodged into the Earth's sexy soil. He yeeted himself out and saw robots and humans working together. Some even clanging eachother. He felt so proud, but he knew he was basically the new hitler for getting everyone into his mess, so he hid and saw Wall-e and eve with 13,563 miniature children around them. Some were EVE clones, others were WALLE clojes, and the rest were horrific monsters called "Gertrude". "BIG EVIL HITLER MOMMY", it croaked. Shelby pulled his robo-cock and blasted it with 45000000 PSI of pure heat energy. Eve didn't care, because fucking hell that one was terrible. She noticed his cannon and overheated. She lept onto Shelby's cannon, but got blasted into uranus because he didn't get to switch into nut mode. "Oops." He muttered.