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UploaderJeb,
TagsDarth_Maul, Darth_Sidious, John_Persons, Padme_Amidala, Star_Wars, The_Phantom_Menace, Zabrak
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Anonymous1: Huh.
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MurkLoar: makes much nse, lite sabers set on vibrate and all.
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Anonymous2: look at hes penis what the fuck its like on its stomach?
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Anonymous3: His cock is on his stomach... that makes perfect sense.
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Anonymous4: lol it would suck to have spikes on your dick, no masterbation and whoever you fuck isn't going to fake liking it, Whether they try to or not
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Anonymous5: I dunno, if she can take a lightsaber in the ass I guess a spiked dick would feel alright.

TIME PARADOX, btw.
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Anonymous6: FUCKING QUEEN BITCH!
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Anonymous7: So thats why he wears gloves... From the wanking wounds!
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Anonymous8: Ow
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Anonymous9: fight Back!!!!!!!
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Sulacu: I find your lack of spiky cocks disturbing.
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Anonymous10: Y'know, I have sympathy for Darth Maul here. If I had huge freaking spikes sticking out of my dick, I'd probably want to kill everyone too.
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Sen: lol spike pen0r
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barrelroll: "Look at the SIZE of that!"
"Cut the chatter."
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Anonymous11: wait... you mean not everyone has spikes on their dick? oh god, i'd better go see a doctor...
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zagreus: I'm more concerned that Darth maul would have cut the head off his penis and impaled himself with his own lightsaber by now.
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Rule34d: Brutality
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Anonymous12: tarquinas.shawn'
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phantomspaceman: laser fuck, it's awwwwwight
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Anonymous13: She's tough
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Anonymous14: Considering the average lightsaber blade is a yard long, where is the rest of it? She must have about two and a half feet in her.

Also, Darth Maul is FUCKING PISSED OFF!
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Anonymous15: I'm keeping your royal panties my dear!! The best line!! LMAO!!
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Anonymous16: Almost feature worthy.
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Anonymous17: Fucking queen bitch, indeed
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Nizzemancer: anon5: what fucking time paradox?!
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korblborp: anon16, lightsabers have variable lengths(like one foot to 3 meters), just like they have variable intensities (light burn/zap to cuts-thru-everything) so padme's feeling kind of tingly in side
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Anonymous18: Korblborp: that's not true. Most lightsabers only have one length and instensity. The exception being dual-phase sabers which have two crystals in them.

Also this pic is a classic. I just came to see if it was still as funny as I remembered
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Anonymous19: Fucking queen bitch!
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Dracamus: @korblborp&Anon19 your both right. Lightsabers only have one intensity setting but can be made to have different lengths, this can be done on any saber. The training sabers are the only ones that can't cut anything. The dual-phase sabers, I think, can change color and the two crystal sabers are for underwater use.
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Dracamus: @Nizzemancer Darth Mual dies before Palpatine/Darth Sideous looks like that. Palpatine looks like that becuase he, in Episode III, attacks Mace Windu with force lightning which Windu reflects back at Palpatine.
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Dracamus: ^forgot to say Darth Maul dies in Episode I.
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Anonymous20: ...Guess somebody watched that one episode of Drawn Together? Probably right after watching 2 cats fucking (males got barbs on their cawks, srsly).
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Anonymous21: Darth Maul has Tourettes confirmed


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