UltraFagnus: This is simultaneously the most awesome and most mind-searing, horrific thing I've seen in the past year. Wish I was within walking distance of a liquor store, though. This is like a shot to the stones for my soul.
Anonymous26: I can normally let anything slide off of me. Anything at all. Sesame Street, I lol'd. Calvin & Hobbes, i lol'd. Transformers, I lol'd hard. But not this. This made me sit, with my jaw agape, stunned and truly, utterly mind-boggled.
Anonymous29: My childhood actually didn't get raep'd from this. Granted, I don't remember Frog and Toad all that much, but still. This just made me lawl :D
Anonymous56: My childhood is completely fucking ruined. I remember my grandmother buying this book for me at the mall, this was shortly before she died. It was the first chapter book I had ever read, I was six years old. However, the internet has ruined my mind beyond comprehension and I lol'd very hard seeing this picture.
Anonymous58: Frog and Toad was the first series of books i ever read. I found a small box of them while cleaning the basement this morning... i even read one, about Toad not getting any mail, so Frog sent him mail via a snail. snail mail.
Anonymous59: Oh...my...God, Anonymous. You've...you've really done it this time... I... I want to cry... but no amount of tears will express the sorrow in my soul.
Anonymous61: Wow. I was born in Nigeria... came to America as a child, and this was the first book I ever read... I wish I could say that I'm angered by this picture but I could really care less. I'm just sayin'...
If you don't wanna see your childhood in a different light go to some other porn site :L
Anonymous63: wow, thanks rule 34, for destroying my childhood now whenever i think of the first book i read, im going to want to scrub my eyes with steel wool
Anonymous71(69): this wrong because frogs and toads dont have penises so its impossible for this to happen .
and even if it looks like they are humping the males are just sqeezing the eggs out of th female to fertilize them outside
Anonymous80: im sorry i have sumthing to say if you dont want your childhood raped then DONT FUCKIN CLICK THE PICTURE godamn nocares about your childhood wow it was raped so was michal jackson and Enm by Dr.dre but you dont see me bitching about that do you
Anonymous81: Yes, Anonymous75, you just bitched about everyone else having thier own childhood memory raped. In fact, you just contradicted your own sentence by having your OWN childhood memory raped and then bitched about everyone else. Oh and please use proper spelling and grammar next time.
Anonymous86: Hey guys thank you SO MUCH. I was looking for this the other day on /b/ and no one came :( I really appreciate this greatly. Seriously, you have renewed my faith in the sacred rules. thank you.
Anonymous98: i have to be yet another Anon to say that this is the first picture i have considered as a rapist of my childhood. and i rolf'd... i hadn't thought of frog and toad in forevar, but now they may be permanently burned into my retnas.
Anonymous107: Heeheeheehehaha! All the 4-Chan elitists are traumatized, when they always mock those whose childhood has been "raped"! What goes around comes around, bitches, but this rule doesn't apply to neither me or Chuck Norris!
Soon, all of the internet will become mindless, emotionless drones who will follow the one who has the lamest name and says an equally lame joke about a situation...wait, we're already there. Dammit. >.<
Anonymous110: Anon 103 is clearly a double attractive and successful African. JUST EAT THE FUCKING SLICE OF CAKE, YOU, YOU DOUBLE attractive and successful African!
SetoKaiba: Evilpika is right. It's all fun and games until you start hallucinating that the Dalton Brothers from Lucky Luke are watching you masturbate. That's when it's time to check in with the nearest mental hospital, but I think it counts as Rule 34.
biggerstaff: I didn't even think about this. When I saw the tag "toad" on the list, I thought "No. Just no. It doesn't exist. No one even remembers it." Even so, when I stripped away all the crap, there it was. And I was like:
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"So that's what they looked like. Hmm." Then proceeded to read the comments and lawl. Hard.
Luckily for me, various events caused me to block out most of the pleasurable experiences of my childhood. And I've been looking for porn of various things since I was around 14.
Anonymous140: NOT FROG AND TOAD!! NOOOTT FRROGG AND TOOOOAAAAAADDDD!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous144: You know something's wrong with you when you see something like this and whilst you know you should be screaming "OH GOD MY CHILDHOOD!!! D8", you just throw back your head and laugh hysterically for 10 minutes or so.
Anonymous146: And to think, stuff like South Park and Family Guy think they're all big and contraversial for just drawing religious figures, they've clearly never been to this site.
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FUCKING
CHILDHOOD
AAUUUUUUUGHHHGHGHH
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frog_and_Toad
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Anonymous2: FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
OH MY GOD
EVERY NIGHT I WOULD BE READ THIS
EVERY NIGHT
FUCK YOU
AND YOUR MOM
What the fuck, dude.
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Som's art is better.
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Oh wow.
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Damn you. Motherfucking DAMN YOU.
Well played, internet. Well played.
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Also, someone get to work on the Wind in the Willows porn. If it hasn't been done, it needs to be.
God fucking damnit
I've been saying it for years. ;P
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And I must admit that though I am not surprised at Frog and Toad being portrayed, a touch of sadness will now linger in my soul.
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JESUS CHRIST!
FUCK YOU
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DESUDESUDESU
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i just died alot inside.
NOW WE NEED: Lambchops play along, and maya the bee, UNLESS THERE IS THAT ALREADY.
......seriusly...WTF!!
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FUCK U!!!!!!!!!!
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If you don't wanna see your childhood in a different light go to some other porn site :L
also FFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK
my childhood has been raped
and even if it looks like they are humping the males are just sqeezing the eggs out of th female to fertilize them outside
MY LIFE IS RUINED NOW
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK
The pic was funny, but the comments had me rolling.
ITS ON FIRE!!!
-Anon
MY CHILDHOOD JUST EXPLODED.
Oh My God...
No other words describe it. Just...
Oh My God
So I'm unimpressed.
IS
NOT
COOL!!!
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HA HA HA!!!
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oh wow.
I, for one, am mental rape-proof.
FUCK YOU INTERNET, YOU'VE GONE TOO FUCKING FAR
You win this round, internet!
NO GOD.
Where the hell am i?
Soon, all of the internet will become mindless, emotionless drones who will follow the one who has the lamest name and says an equally lame joke about a situation...wait, we're already there. Dammit. >.<
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Um... Uh... T...ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
Hell, I don't know.
LOL, Seriously.
Damn it.
In after 117 other anonymous cry out in soul-searing pain.
then 10 anonymouses replaced me, because anonymous does not tolerate failure, and so I now must have a name, it will be fatass333
my childhood
nooooooooo
why my childhood?
nooooooooo
But I'm taking it easier apparently. This is hilarious! First time my childhood was actually affected. Well done!
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...Despite everything I've seen here, I've never felt my childhood so personally damaged as it is now. Enjoy my tears, /34/, enjoy them.
I came
Fuck you internet. ;_;
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
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"So that's what they looked like. Hmm." Then proceeded to read the comments and lawl. Hard.
Luckily for me, various events caused me to block out most of the pleasurable experiences of my childhood. And I've been looking for porn of various things since I was around 14.
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Well. I'm just going to go BURN all my Frog and Toad Are Friends books.
Thanks guys. Thanks a lot.
My morals and childhood just keeps leaving me everyday.
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