Gremrat: I dunno about you bobbob, but I sort of distinguish between ACTUAL children, and cartoon characters voiced by grown women. That's just me, though.
iNfeRnO: I don't. I think about sex with Gremrat nightly. No wait... that's not quite the same thing, is it. Oh well, it's still fun. Just completely irrelevant.
Gremrat: ...that he likes cartoon porn of little brown girls? I like cartoon porn of headless women, but I'm not about to head out on the town with my chainsaw. Fun as that would be.
Gremrat: I'm a virgin, I've never drunk alcohol, never done drugs, and I took one drag on a cig to see what it would be like and dissed it. I guess we know who the moral authority is here, bobbob. By your standards, I mean.
ZeroXDash: The phrase "little brown girls are the best" came from a manga that was circulating around 7chan a year or so ago. Everyone was saying it for awhile, so i thought youd get the joke.
iNfeRnO: No problem. I wish more girls responded properly like that. I'd be flattered too. It also makes my fantasy all the more fun knowing that IRL you'd never indulge me due to your lack of penor enjoyment. BTW, have you seen my lengthy post on >>125643 ? I think you'd enjoy it. Also, I have also never had sex, drugs, been drunk, or tried a cigarette. I have had a cooler with my dad once or twice and had wine at family gatherings. I donno, does that put us on an even plateau by bob^2's moral standards? Oh, and I'm a Christian, if that affects anything.
iNfeRnO: I'm interested now though, does drinking in family friendly settings make me worse or better than Grem who has tried a cig but didn't like it.
Gremrat: You're a Christian, inferno? Holy shit. *Atheist*
Your lengthy post on the Bridget pic makes me think of several columns I've read on Savage Love (recommended reading for all 34ers, I think):
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?archives=all
iNfeRnO: Reply Ciorba: Yes. More than you might think. Some of us actually think for ourselves and question verses in the Bible constantly, not just assume it somehow all makes sense and thus follow all the rest of the sheeps in the flock. I personally have not found verses stating that God does not like the naked form, or created sex to be so amazingly wonderful that it should be looked down upon. I don't even know where it says that premarital sex is wrong, but I'm no scholar. Premarital sex can be confusing and lead to the wrong emotions if each person doesn't specify what it means to them (also, sex makes babies), so it's dangerous, but that's just me using my common sense.
ZeroXDash: Im chrisitan too, i just have an incurable need to fuck with people. As faar as understanding God, if and when that happens, i demand you drop me a line because i have a million and one questions that have been racking my mind for years.
Gremrat: I couldn't get very far in the Bible without calling bullshit, myself. But hey, that's me, and I always wished Eve would hook up with the Serpent anyway.
iNfeRnO: Reply #2 Ciorba: I was trying to get inside bobbob's head and see what he thought of it, not actually wondering if in the grand scheme of things I was better than Grem. Here's why.
1. I don't care which of us is "better".
2. Grem's awesome, I already know she's obviously better than me at everything.
iNfeRnO: Re bobbob chayaa: I have no idea what "chayaaa!!!" means, but thank you. I disagree with alot of what you have to say, but you complimented me on being poetic even though I was simply trying to be insightful. Anyways, I thank those who compliment me, so thank you.
iNfeRnO: Reply Grem: Heh, you remind me of a friend... Anyways, there are alot of articles on that link. I have bookmarked it though, because I respect you more than many people and think you are wise inside of your insane bubble, so I plan to peruse them in the future at my leisure.
Ciorba: Inferno's reply translated: "I have no theological education and I happily rape the meaning out of every biblical verse. I'm currently busy finding a way to be lazy and perverted that is not expressly forbidden by the Bible, even though I know I'm kidding myself anyway and any reasonable interpretation of the scriptures says I'm going to Hell."
I despise liberal christians. At least the fanatics are entertaining and generally have a lot more chutzpa.
ZeroXDash: Im listening to vampire weekend and i should have been to bed 2 hours ago -_- Inferno, your an all right cat, but ive got to bail. Until the next flamw war, im out.
iNfeRnO: Reply Grem: I'd be interested to know about where it made you call bullshit so I could read it and see what I thought of it, I love questioning my beliefs. If you remember, anyways. If not, no biggie.
Gremrat: inferno: Essentially the entire first part of Genesis. What ISN'T bullshit about it?
Most of the Bible seems to be, though. And when there's stuff that isn't - well, it doesn't take much skill not to be complete bullshit.
You have to get your advice from somewhere, obviously, but not all from one unquestioned source-to-end-all-sources. That's the thing that gets me about the Bible - it's an old book about philosophy, like many other old books about philosophy, but because it has word-of-god slapped on it and so many people raised on it, though, it's taken for much more than it is.
iNfeRnO: Reply Ciorba: I'm a liberal christian? Neat, I guess. I didn't know I had a label. I'll also have you know that I have never raped my Bible. It has no holes and is thus not conducive to this purpose. Also, it's kinda like, the Word of God, and stuff, ya know. Anyways, please don't put words in my mouth that I didn't say. That's the argumentative reasoning of the grand canyon. Echoing back what I say only slightly weaker so that it can be misconstrued. I try to assume you have more intelligence than rock, albeit tons of rock and very beautiful. You might be pretty, but you're dumb. Sorry. Anyways, leave my laziness out of this, I work very hard at doing nothing. Also, as far as perversion goes, I assure you I do my best to make sure I don't get the wrong meaning out of God's Word, I don't perverse anything. I don't think perverse is a verb, but I'm tired and you get my meaning... I think. You are a giant rock after all, and I don't smell what you're cooking. I'm getting off track. Anyways, I think what I'm trying to here is that I hate sauerkraut. Oh wait... What? Also, I'm not an idiot, I just used a lot of sarcasm in this post which may be difficult to detect.
iNfeRnO: Ok, I'm officially dead tired. I'll reply to Grem and any other interesting posts that are made tomorrow. Or whenever I have time. I have finals this week, so that might be a while. G'night all.
Ciorba: I'd reply, but the horrible puns... are really horrible. Really.
Effective tactic, here. What the fuck am I supposed to say to "You're a giant rock and I don't smell what you're cooking?"
Ciorba: I wish he had actually adressed anything I wrote instead of stringing together some jokes and misinterpretating half of it (does he really think "perverted" means "someone who perverts something"?)
Oh wait, is that what he does with the Bible too? Makes sense now.
mattratt: i love goo, i have always loved goo, and nobody cares what you guys think of her. so she's a child, BIG DEAL!!!!i don't care if she is annoying, get over it already and accept her for who she is.
85ruasonid: Didactic proof of nonexistence of Jud/Chr/Isl God:
Definitions-
Omnipotent[UNqualified, ALL powerfull-CAN accomplish ANYthing it can imagine]
Omniscient[ALL knowing-knew ALL that WOULD be BEFORE creation]
Benificent[Cares whether or not there is suffering]
If God had all 3 of the above it would not have created THIS universe in the first place. Your 'Plan justifies suffering' argument doesn't work unless there are limits to one of the above. Your 'humans have free will' argument is a joke. We have free will to think and act within the limits of human understanding/consciousness. Who did you say created those limits? Note other concepts [eg Buddism] not addressed.
Anonymous7: One of very few goo's that are actualy good of what i have seen so far... I guess i just don't like her getting fucked by blue/other imagenary firend...
Anonymous8: If you're here looking, you like kids. Admit it, at least to yourself, and deal with it! Now shut up and fap; you know you want to. Probably already did. Less talk, more 34!
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Your lengthy post on the Bridget pic makes me think of several columns I've read on Savage Love (recommended reading for all 34ers, I think):
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?archives=all
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1. I don't care which of us is "better".
2. Grem's awesome, I already know she's obviously better than me at everything.
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I'm tired and have to get up in two hours. I'M ALLOWED TO GO OFF TOPIC.
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I despise liberal christians. At least the fanatics are entertaining and generally have a lot more chutzpa.
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Lol Ciorba!
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Most of the Bible seems to be, though. And when there's stuff that isn't - well, it doesn't take much skill not to be complete bullshit.
You have to get your advice from somewhere, obviously, but not all from one unquestioned source-to-end-all-sources. That's the thing that gets me about the Bible - it's an old book about philosophy, like many other old books about philosophy, but because it has word-of-god slapped on it and so many people raised on it, though, it's taken for much more than it is.
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You're stinky and dumb.
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Effective tactic, here. What the fuck am I supposed to say to "You're a giant rock and I don't smell what you're cooking?"
DRAMA.
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Oh wait, is that what he does with the Bible too? Makes sense now.
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*resumes licking Goo*
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Definitions-
Omnipotent[UNqualified, ALL powerfull-CAN accomplish ANYthing it can imagine]
Omniscient[ALL knowing-knew ALL that WOULD be BEFORE creation]
Benificent[Cares whether or not there is suffering]
If God had all 3 of the above it would not have created THIS universe in the first place. Your 'Plan justifies suffering' argument doesn't work unless there are limits to one of the above. Your 'humans have free will' argument is a joke. We have free will to think and act within the limits of human understanding/consciousness. Who did you say created those limits? Note other concepts [eg Buddism] not addressed.