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Shadow_11: Well L learns something from all of that
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Anonymous1: Ryuk is freaking me the fuck out.
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Krawczyk: You never cease to amaze me CatBat!
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Cat_Bountry: :3

Aw, shucks.
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Anonymous2: Amazing
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Jeb: Y HALO THAR!!!!!!!
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Jeb: well I tried
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evilpika: Was it Misa or L who set this up?

Also, Ryuk's expression slays me.
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Jeb: I can't stop looking at this. D:
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Cat_Bountry: Evilpika: Probably Misa. L is trying not to get involved, but it's not working out so good.
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Anonymous3: The hound of the Baskervilles?
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Gremrat: Dammit Cat, you've won me over AGAIN.
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ViolentRatista: Ryuuk is obviously excited to view the proceedings because he already tapped Light's jail bait ass. YOU GET SLOPPY SECONDS L. SLOPPY SEECCOOONNNDDDSSSS.
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Gremrat: Just so long as it keeps Light hard, Misa doesn't mind... >__>
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Amun-Ra: Fuck, image won't load.
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ViolentRatista: Hell, she wouldn't care if L joined in. IF IT KEEPS THAT KIRA COCK MOVING IT'S ALL FINE AND DANDY WITH HER.

...fuck, let's have Ryuuk in there too. OH AND REM CAN TAKE OVER MISA. THEN LIGHT GETS DOUBLE TEAMED FROM BEHIND. YEAH. And if we're really lucky, Light's ass will spit out horrible Shinigami eggs several months later.
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datoneguy: Acually, L would be in a chair, I think
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PrincessHeart: Is it just me, or do one of the folds of that curtain look like a PENIS?
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ViolentRatista: datoneguy: A chair made of rape, maybe.
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datoneguy: Hmmm, how sturdy would that be, and how do you get rape in that shape?
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Gremrat: RAEPCHAER
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ViolentRatista: Pretty sturdy, considering he's balls deep IN LIGHT'S TEENAGE ASS. HA HA HA HA HA. ...ha.
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Gremrat: Gremrat: *RAEPCHAERS*
Varn: Are you raping the chair or are you raping me or is the chair raping me or are you raping me with a chair or what?
Gremrat: All. Of. The. ABOVE.
Varn: That seems excessive.
Gremrat: Of course it's excessive, it's a fucking RAEPCHAER.
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Cat_Bountry: You don't wanna know what happened to the chair.
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Deadpool: thatz mah "i see wat ya doin thar" face o_0
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evilpika: I love the conversations around here...
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Cat_Bountry: The conversations are what make this place awesome.
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Gremrat: Agreed.
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Rule34d: Just as planned
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Gremrat: Rule34d: That excuse doesn't fly so well after a three-hour crying session on Light's part.
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Krawczyk: Seems like as good a reason as any to drag out this old meme.

BURN
THE
FUCKING
CHAIR
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Rule34d: Gremrat: Just as planned
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Rule34d: Also cat always wins...
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Amun-Ra: Oh, there it goes.

What is he reading?
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datoneguy: It's in the series; Kira hid some lewd content in a book, to help draw suspicion off of him (By showing that he was acting oddly to hide them)
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Jeb: I can't believe I read all that.
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Cat_Bountry: Amun-Ra: He's trying to read some classic Sherlock Holmes while ignoring the sexings going on behind him.

This plan, however, has failed.
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Jeb: Needs moar leik this.
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Synonymous_Red_X: Ryuk: Hey! Let me in! I'm a fairy!

Don't you believe in fairies?
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PapayaBean: This is so very, very win.
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Cat_Bountry: @ Synonymous Red X: ROFFLE MAO.
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Serious_Business: Ryuk: :awesome:
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Gremrat: BELIEVE? Bitch, they ARE fairies.

Except Misa. She's just nuts.
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Blazephlozard: apple
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evilpika: When you consider that Misa is the only female character on the show, it makes sense that they're all gay.
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Blazephlozard: Rem doesn't count?
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ViolentRatista: Rem is busy fucking Misa, Blazephlozard. It's not like Light could ever get it up for something that had tits.
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Jeb: some Rem x Ryuk could be amusing.
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Gremrat: You're kidding, right, Jeb? Male of species + female of species = most boring, most predictable fucking thing in the book. See Tak/Zim or Hagrid/that Beauxbatons lady for reference.
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Cat_Bountry: It's hilarious that the only male character that I've seen porn of fucking Misa was L.

NOT LIGHT. L.
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ViolentRatista: Fuck no, STFU Jeb, Ryuuk lays eggs in Light's BELLEH. THAT'S JUST HOW THESE THINGS WORK.

And Rem is gay for Misa. Fuck it, every last godamn character in that series is gay, including Watari. That might explain Mello's facial expressions, in any event.
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Blazephlozard: it would need apple
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Gremrat: He is Light Imagay. >__>
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ViolentRatista: Cat: It makes perfect sense. BECAUSE LIGHT IS SO GAY IT HURTS. I mean come on, IT WOULD EXPLAIN TERU MIKAMI. Light picked him because he was PRETTY.
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Blazephlozard: No, he's Thgil Imagay
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Gremrat: Blaz: Oops, you're right, my bad.
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Jeb: I DON'T KNOW HOW SHIT WORKS

ok, how about we ram a pepsi machine up lights ass that dispenses disembodied cocks wearing doughnut jackets that march right up into Ls ass while Ryuuk takes a massive shit onto Misa's lap (who's furiously jacking off her 2 foot long curved cock).

... you're right; that IS much butter...
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evilpika: Your aware that someone is going to draw that now, aren't you Jeb?
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ViolentRatista: Ass butter.
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Jeb: Pika: Dan almighty I hope so...
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Gremrat: Ass apple butter?
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ViolentRatista: Ass apple shinigami butter. In Light's pooper.
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Jeb: "WELL BUTTER MY ASS UP MUH BUTT BOI!!!"
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Gremrat: Ass apple shinigami butter in Light's pooper carrying a string with a crab on the end.

I used to play this game as a kid. I think it involved less gay sex then...
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ViolentRatista: My version involved goatse. And lots of poop.

...not much has changed.
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evilpika: Have I mentioned how much I love the conversations around here?
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Jeb: *Imagining Light firing lubed apples into Ryuuk's shit encrusted gaping, cave like ass via a tennis-ball launcher*
"Just as planned."
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Gremrat: ...you had to say that just as I had to take a shit, didn't you.
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ViolentRatista: Justice will prevail!

...bitch.
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Cat_Bountry: Somebody needs to draw all this.

I'm not sure if my drawing style is horrifying enough, though.
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ViolentRatista: You have to work up to it, Cat. First just draw a little guro, maybe some mild tentacle rape...then a few months later you'll catch yourself wanking off to headless women and yearning for buttworm porn without a second thought. It's a beautiful circle of life, srsly.
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Cat_Bountry: ... But it's no fun when they're dead.

I prefer them alive and screaming.
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Gremrat: No one said the headless women have to be dead. I hear if you fuck their screaming neckholes, the vibrations get you off in a flash.

I have no penis, though, so I can't verify this.
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Mudkip: who said the headless women would be dead? :D
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Cat_Bountry: ... I don't think human women work quite the same as chickens, Gremrat.
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ViolentRatista: So do I Cat, so do I. =D That's the beauty of guro, prolonged insanity. A realm free of the fetters of reality and the constraints therein! BUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...ha. *cough* I got a little carried away, excuse me. I think I need to wank now.
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Gremrat: On 34, ANYTHING is possible, Cat.
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Anonymous4: Myth confirmed Gremrat!
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Mudkip: does that mean you can grow a penis, grem o.o
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Gremrat: Can, but don't want to.
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Mudkip: The miracle of 34-mas :D
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Jeb: I have 10 penis's; one in place for each finger.
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Anonymous5(3): But a cock is far more sexually expressive than a vagoo Grem, think about the 34 :"(
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Gremrat: Anon5: Come and say this to me after you have face-raped someone until they drowned with your hot, wet vagoo.
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Jeb: not really; but that would be awesome if it were true... for 15 minutes or so at least.
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Cat_Bountry: 34-mas needs to be a real holiday.
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Gremrat: Jeb: I imagine maneuvering things with penis fingers would hurt like hell anyway. THE GRAPES WERE SOUR.

Cat Bountry: I though every day was 34-mas. *stares at ravaged corpses under the 34-mas tree* ...I'll have to apologize to the families accordingly.
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Anonymous6(4): (((on grem): best use for a death note yet))

and it already is Cat Bountry; Valentines day.
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Mudkip: I would nominate march 4th, but that has passed already this year, so I'd suggest april 3rd.
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evilpika: I see 34-mas everyday in the smiling faces of tentacle rapees and the sarcastic comments of anons.
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ViolentRatista: Don't touch those Grem, I was using them. >_> RAVAGED CORPSES AIN'T CHEAP YOU KNOW. You can only feed so many tentacled devil beasts with their fetid flesh.
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Gremrat: Valentine's Day? PFAH! Valentine's Day is the ENEMY of 34, Anon6. Most of us are lonely bitter virgins. How could you not know this?
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Gremrat: ... *shoves a couple corpses in her pockets and runs*
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Sen: So uhh... whats going on in here?
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Gremrat: Sen: Lurk moar.
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ViolentRatista: ...I'm surprise raping you, Sen. PYRAMID HEAD APPROVES.
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Cat_Bountry: Sen: I'm not even sure, anymore.
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Jeb: '
1) Tentacle monsters feed on london broil and parfaits
2) I vote for april 11 because it looks like two dicks about to touch.
3) Having dongs for fingers could lead to some awkward situations worthy of proper lampooning.
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Sen: ... Ok.
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Raaku: The bedpost on the left looks like a penis! That fills me with glee.
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Gremrat: 1) Only pussy tentacle monsters feed on London broil and parfaits - you wanna breed a winning rapist, you feed it ravaged corpses. The London Tentacle Monster Kennel Association backs me up on this.
2) I vote April 3rd because it's 34 in reverse.
3) Draw it.
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Gremrat: Raaku: If we are to believe you and PrincessHeart, there are penises scattered all over this picture! Be this truth, Cat?
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Raaku: I guess we know what was going through CB's mind when she drew this.
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ViolentRatista: I heartily approve of penis-type materials.
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evilpika: Glee is a funny word! Glee, glee glee.
(You people have broken my fucking mind)
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Gremrat: The rodents triumph over the lagamorphs yet again!
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ViolentRatista: Fuck, I'm raping the lagamorphs AND THEY LIKE IT.
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Gremrat: Is it true, evilpika? Do you like it?
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evilpika: T_T
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Gremrat: This is his expression of liek. I fear Mudkip may be in the area, hiding.
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Mudkip: .
<_<
>_>
maaaaaaaaayyyyyyybbbbbeeee...
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xcninja: ... I really need to come here more often.
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Gremrat: xcninja: Yes. Yes you do. *rapes*

Mudkip: FUCK I KNEW IT *COCKS RIFLE*
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Mudkip: MUDKIP uses Teleport!
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Jeb: I'm closing this discussion due to the post levies breaking, causing a massive flood of lulz.
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evilpika: Mudkipz can't teleport...
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Mudkip: All mudkips have gamesharks.
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Gremrat: IT'S TOO LATE. NOT EVEN THE LITTLE DUTCH BOY CAN STICK HIS FINGER IN THIS DYKE.

evilpika: Your mind is broken. NOTHING MAKES SENSE NOW.
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xcninja: Nyu? Mind breaking? I only do that to my very good friends.
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evilpika: Oh, right. Carry on then.
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Cat_Bountry: ... I did not intend for there to be hidden penises in this drawing.

Maybe it was subconscious.
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Gremrat: It happens. For instance, in art class I drew a skeleton from the side with a ribcage that looked like a breast.
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Sen: Grem that brings a whole new meaning to breastbone.
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evilpika: Skeleton Breast: the other white meat.
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Gremrat: It sure did!
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Cat_Bountry: We need some skeleton breast porn.
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Gremrat: If I ever find that old picture I'll post it.
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Anonymous7: I <3 this thread so much.
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Anonymous8: I lost count of how many times I laughed while reading this. You guys are full of pwn *happy tear*
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Cat_Bountry: We love you too, Anon 8.
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Synonymous_Red_X: I feel like someone died here. And I'm sure it wasn't me ...
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evilpika: My sanity and self-respect?
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Cat_Bountry: ^ I'm sure that was dead a long time ago.
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evilpika: HEY! Quit being right about me!
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Magneto: LOL RYUK! FUCKIN' SAVED!
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Sabriel_Nurglitch: And then the bedroom door slammed open. "HI I'M DAISY!"
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Jeb: "SPAGHETTI!"
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Cat_Bountry: "A MAGIC BALLOON!"
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UnidentifiedFappingObject: Dont' stop
here this is
CAT BOUNTRY.

Queen of 34land.
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Synonymous_Red_X: I'd like to think that Misa's intelligence/common sense revolves around that her daddy never touched her properly as a child.
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Luci_the_Lucky: ...Or that that murderer of her parents was killed by Kira.
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Synonymous_Red_X: Should of had an abortion before that happened, huh?
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Gremrat: *Should've. Not should of.
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Synonymous_Red_X: Should have.
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Gremrat: Should've is a contraction of should have and pronounced similarly to should of, yes, thus the prevailing and eternally annoying confusion.
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Rule34d: oooooooooooh so dat why engrish men rook at me arr funny and carr me srant!
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Cat_Bountry: I AM A QUEEN!
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Gremrat: CAN I BE A CZAR?
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Ciorba: AND I'LL BE DA JOKAH... OF CRIME!

(If you get this reference, you lost all your breeding priviledges, effective immediately.)
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Gremrat: ...I got the reference. Oh well, I was a lesbian anyway.
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Deadpool: CAN I BE BILL COSBY, and get free pudding o_0
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Gremrat: Lost breeding privileges for all!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=S80fgp8n7cw
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Ciorba: ... I wasn't really expecting anyone to get it. Wow, Grem. Wow.
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Gremrat: I love Team Rocket. >___> So hard.
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Ciorba: A WOM... FREAKY MUTATED LESBIAN RAT-SPAWN AFTER MY OWN HEART
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Gremrat: OH SO CLOSE.
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Tintin: ***I hear wedding bells!***
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Gremrat: That must be that one Anon getting hitched to his flowers :D
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Tintin: If you and Ciorba got paheal married, I'd draw it.
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Jeb: I face palmed' IRL.
Good work team.
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Ciorba: The resident furry lesbian and the resident pedofag getting married?
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Gremrat: I married him for his little brown girls. Into the basement, girls, where the neighbors can't hear us! We're going to play some fun games...
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Anonymous9: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trz22G5KQnA
Love that song, and yes I feel very nerdy admitting that.
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Cat_Bountry: Jesus, I got that reference, too.

Ah well, I'm told my spawn would be horrifying, anyway.
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Ciorba: NERDY Porkyman ORGY, EVERYONE
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evilpika: Aww too bad, I bet they'd be cute little mind-destroying horrors from beyond.
I got the reference too, unfortunately. I guess I'll just have to cause enough destruction and chaos in this lifetime that I won't need children to have a legacy...
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evilpika: Or, a nerdy Porkyman orgy could work, as well.
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Cat_Bountry: BRING YOUR POKEYMANS CARDS.
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Anonymous10: L did grab Misa's ass...granted it was to steal her cellphone, but nontheless....
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Cat_Bountry: L may very well play for both teams.
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Jeb: The yankees and the rex sox?
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Cat_Bountry: ^ LOL.
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evilpika: Mmmmmmmmmmmm... Bisexual Death Note orgy...
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Jeb: fuck you typos.
fuck you right up the ass.
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Cat_Bountry: /r/ typo pr0n.
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Anonymous11: Light is asexual.
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An_Onymous: Epic thread is epic, and has reminded me how much I 2.9 this place.
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Cat_Bountry: Anon 11: While that would make more sense considering series canon, it's a lot more funny to say that he's gay.
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Anonymous12: one word : LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XDDD
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Cat_Bountry: That's a lotta LOL.
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Rule34d: That'sa lotta spaghetti.
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Cat_Bountry: THE PRINCESS MADE IT FOR THE PICNIC.
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Anonymous13: when you see it...
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Cat_Bountry: ^ You'll brick shits.
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Anonymous14: I have reached a new high/low in my life that I have never before achieved. I actually came to the comments on this pic. Thank you Cat Bountry and everyone who posted the comments that got me off.
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Anonymous15: ^I.E. I CAME.
Also, can I be Dalli Llama of 34
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Cat_Bountry: Okay, Anon14-15.
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Anonymous16: LMFAO!!!

Well, at least Misa and Ryuuk seem to be enjoying themselves!
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Anonymous17: i can't believe i read all this stuff
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Anonymous18: NOT AS PLANNED.
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Anonymous19(17): How can you be sure, Anon18?
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Anonymous20: Omfg these comments made me lol so hard that it hurt. Light is not gay or asexual, he just can't get it up for Misa unless she's wearing something black or goth.
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Xx0pain0xX: ROFLRYUK expression
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Anonymous21: So is this technically canon?
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Anonymous22: Alright I'm just gonna say it. What the hell are we talking about here exactly?
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Anonymous23: Anon22, you wouldn't understand, even if we told you
LMAO, i laughed so hard cause of the thread, hey umm guys, where did my ass go? Did i LMAO a bit too hard?
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Anonymous24: That was a wild ride from start to finish.

I think Light is Lightsexual.


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