Anonymous3: PARENTS OF PALLET TOWN:
DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOUR CHILD!
Instead, why not send them out to collect Porkyman? It's a healthy, morally uplifting outlet for a growing boy's (or girl's) natural curiosities, and will keep them away from the idleness and aimlessness that results in sordid acts like these.
Porkyman Collecting: Building sound minds in sound bodies since 1995!
(This message brought to you by the Pallet Town Committee for Youth Decency.)
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DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOUR CHILD!
Instead, why not send them out to collect Porkyman? It's a healthy, morally uplifting outlet for a growing boy's (or girl's) natural curiosities, and will keep them away from the idleness and aimlessness that results in sordid acts like these.
Porkyman Collecting: Building sound minds in sound bodies since 1995!
(This message brought to you by the Pallet Town Committee for Youth Decency.)