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Rule34d: I accept this as porn.
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Anonymous1: ?
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Anonymous2: oh well. that sheep needed a good dicking anyway
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evilpika: And thus, God reach down unto the flock with his mighty member...
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Anonymous3: THUNDERCOCK
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Squip: God thrust his gock down from the heavens with the force of a million strikes of lightning, jabbing into the ass of the sheep.
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Anonymous4: evilpika win
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Runny_Camembert: And yea, did the Shepard reach out with his gnarled crook and take in the glory of his creation, and it was good.
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ShockValue: OK, now all you people are doing is reiterating what Evilpika has done.
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Uzumaki_Jordan: The sheep will now be turned into a semi-god,
since received the holy seed into her womb.
The villagers will pray to her, and God will be happy that he made another miracle to the eyes of the stupid humans.

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Cat_Bountry: WRATH OF GOD.
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Suicide: Blasphemy.
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Cat_Bountry: MADNESS.
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Uzumaki_Jordan: NO!!!
THIS IS GOD!!!!
*kick Cat Bountry*
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Krawczyk: I think there's a passage like this in the bible somewhere actually. Only it involves a horse, because God isn't a fucking Zealander you prick!
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Suicide: ...
God is neither Man or woman, and therefore, has no genetalia.
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Krawczyk: I dunno, the temperament and design ideas seem likely pointing towards mannish.
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Suicide: Most people only depict God as a man for two reasons:
1) God created Adam (first man) in his own image.
2) Traditional beleif is man dominates woman, so calling God a man supposedly gives honor to Him.
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Uzumaki_Jordan: Suicide are right, but I don't care.
Even God should have a Rule34 of him, right?
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Suicide: Sure, but i was just sayin.
Feminazi? List? Explain.
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Cat_Bountry: I'll settle this.,

God is a gay black Jewish paraplegic hermaphrodite midget that writes Star trek fan fiction all day and masturbates to furry porn.

Seriously.
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Uzumaki_Jordan: /\lol
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Suicide: Wow Rule34d. Real fucking original. Try somthing that offends me.
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Rule34d: Thanks but no thanks Suicide.
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Anonymous5: try a flash!
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Suicide: And what is 'Paraplegic'?
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Rule34d: Paraplegia is an impairment in motor and/or sensory function of the lower extremities. -wiki
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Cat_Bountry: I might not be able to spell right now.
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Anonymous6: Dick.
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Cat_Bountry: What?

I thought you were making fun of a spelling error I made?

Or do you honestly don't know what a paraplegic is?
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Suicide: ah. So what exactly is a Femi-nazi? And your list?
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Suicide: and no i did not know what it was.
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Rule34d: Feminazi is just another name for Feminists.
Only CB, Som, Kraw, and Jeb may know about the list.
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Suicide: Okay then.
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Cat_Bountry: I might know about the list, but I don't know if I can think of it right now.
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Luci_the_Lucky: Holy fuck...
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Suicide: Im pretty sure of what it is, but if its that big of a secret, I'll shut up.
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Anonymous7: lol
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Squip: SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE GODRAPE
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nagger: Eh, ancient Greek and Roman gods were raping animals and humans all the time. Methinks YHWH is just following example. And who can blame him? It's been over 2000 years since he had any...
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yahweh: yeah.fucking that sheep was goood.
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Anonymous8: I think it might be a giant sheep!
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Anonymous9: I think its supposed to be the cloud (not god) fucking the sheep because there both fluffy and white..

or maybe thats just my point of view because im a non believer *has rocks thrown at self*
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Anonymous10: I came sheep.
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Anonymous11: So who circumsized God?
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Anonymous12: the Flying spaghetti monster has yet to extend his noodly appendages to sheep. "god" is just fucking everything that moves. and some things that dont move...


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