Anonymous11: I'm glad someone complained about missing Tennessee which in no way indicates anally-retentive insanity but the failure to tag Italy Italy (as there are two) means more meds for many of us.
Urbane_Guerrilla: Skywulf isn't frightfully correct: Australia's dimensions are roughly those of the contiguous 48 states. By the somewhat arbitrary standards (if any, really) of what constitutes a continent, Australia is the smallest continent. Greenland is the largest of the islands.
Duzell: Ugh, this obnoxious thing is featured. But whatever, no amount of loser pictures like this can make America better than Europe or the rest of the world.
@Anon5 this picture is why I went through the Hetalia stuff and tagged their real names as well.
@Anon6 Try saying that to my face instead of as an Anon.
Anonymous33: This is SO offensive! Florida has been America's penis since it first became a state, and what state's used as the morally correct and superior cock? TENNESSEE! How can our freedoms be secure for those of us who aren't gay or Muslim and don't want an abortion with Tennessee as the penis of Disrespectful State Man? NOW SLAVERY WILL REIGN!
Krawczyk: Of course no one fucks with EE, you supply the world with hawt little white lolis! We don't wanna fuck that up!
America needs to replace one of its sucky states with a new Louisiana. Mmm crayfish. Maybe dump Georgia, all they gots is attractive and successful Africans, peaches, and casinos anymore.
also lol @ germany as a butt.
Anyone with the least interest possible in any sort of underground pr0n (or south park) would know why that's so fitting.
Duzell: Actually Smythface out of those shown, Germany is one of the most gay friendly ones.
Anon43: No. It's not. That's a matter of opinion and depends on the person, anyone who says that it's better to live here than anywhere else is a sheltered idiot who doesn't understand the world as a whole. Sadly, this is a trait of the majority of Americans.
Also Anon36 wins. America does suffer from small dick syndrome. All the European countries except for Greece, on average, have bigger penises than Americans. (out of the countries in this picture, France is the biggest)
Anonymous49: "All the European countries except for Greece, on average, have bigger penises than Americans. (out of the countries in this picture, France is the biggest)"
I'm sure duzell can attest to that first hand
Anonymous56: Proof positive that americans are retarded... well if any were necessary considering they need an attractive and successful African to run their country. The clinical retardation in white america has reached new heights with this picture good job america USA USA USA
Anonymous57: Are really all americans just a pile of patriotically xenophobes that think they know and own everything in the world??(I hope not).
Ya don't like people criticise your country and then you do these things to bother... Too bad. Yeah, I dunt spell well, I might be some Taco eater?! (If that's as far as your brain can go...then you're so predictable...). I would like to see how well you spell another languages. The pic is fun, but people minds suck (european and others too!). That was my opinion about the feature, ok?
Anonymous60(57): Soy español, "native" from spain(europe). But I would jump any fence if needed. What bothers me is the text. So, fuck europe, why? Because we allways blame everyone else from our own problems... that's easier than solve them. Tell the politicians! But oh, seems they taught you to blame mexicans or europeans and keep your attention away from the true responsibles, maybe? Same happens here, though.
Anonymous61(57): Soy español, "native" from spain(europe). But I would jump any fence if needed. What bothers me is the text. So, fuck europe, why? Because we allways blame everyone else from our own problems... that's easier than solve them.
Ross_Irving: Nationalism always makes me snort. Who would be dumb enough to believe that their own country is better overall because they scored a shot against someone from another country. It would be hilarious of World War III finally comes to be nothing like the end of the world, but nationalist arguments on the internet like we're reading right now. If America says they're great, Australians will be the first to whine (well, maybe the UK, it's close). After them, then the Finns and the Poles and the Swedes jump in and start bickering. And then the Germans kind of keep quiet because everyone knows what they did. Then China will jump in, then Russia, and it will never end. Just little, itsy-bitsy "Shut the fuck up, your country X while my country Y" comebacks all the time.
No matter what country you're from, you can't fucking win, guys!
Anonymous72: Minnesota is "The Brain State", and if it weren't for the US all of europe would speak German and asia would Japanese. And because we neither of us can find our balls were all going to end up bowing to Mecca or dead.
Krawczyk: Pfeh! Ross must be a goddamn ignorant yankee. Nationalism is alive and well in der vaterland!
And if it isn't in full swing by the time I get there, I'm purging the lot of those heretics and creating the Imperium in real life!
Denken Sie daran Abstimmung Deutsch volksunion!
Pomp: We neutered them. Sweden for being too pussy, Finland for having alcohol that smells like burning motor oil.
At any rate, I know of many in the CDU who hold views as far or farther right than the DVU, it's just that they, like their American counterparts, are too weak or indecisive to commit fully to a nationalist party. They want everything we offer with none of the responsibility or action required. I see them the way Roosevelt, Taft (either one), and Goldwater republicans see the modern US conservative movement. They want to reduce or stop immigration yet not acknowledge they even exist for one example. It's as big of a joke as the border fence is to any sensible yankee pigdog. Just a bunch of extremist fencesitters that want to appease everyone while still getting their way. How can they even think such things are possible without bribing away half the taxes taken?
Krawczyk: Because Hollywouldn't tells us Spain has hotter wimmenz.
I for a fact know it's not true, so if you wish to get the truth out, blame a jew! Do ho ho ho!
Doggmatix: This picture will fuel hatred for America. Americans will see it as pride for raping other countries of many things e.g. economy, social and reputation, while other nations like those European ones here will see it as a negative callous thing to do. You know the phrase "Only in America"? Well, it seems that the stupidest shit you'll ever see happens in America, which makes that phrase both a double standard and, in this context, true.
Anonymous79: Uncle Sams nephew always had a thing for monsters with neither arms nor upper bodies, enjoying their grossly deformed tongues rubbing against his manly Tennessee.
Rancid: Florida isn't the dick because the "man" is based on an old idea that those certain states make a man-like shape: http://www.passport-america.com/images/maps/north_america02.gif
And yes, the misspellings are on purpose. "Stereotypical dumbassery" of Americans helps get the troll rolling faster.
Anonymous82: Fuck every country is how I feel. Just being an average human being automatically makes you a pathetic little closed-minded, bigoted, xenophobic, insecure, greedy, stupid, lazy, phony, fucktard with delusions of grandeur about your own importance and intelligence. Fuck you all and me too.
Anonymous85: The majority of the people here should really shut the flaming fuck up, since most of the people here are either ethnocentric American dumb fucks or heavily assholish people(Duzell) who foolishly assume that all Americans are like this, based on that the only worthwhile conversation that can be gleaned from this bastard mess of nationalistic stupidity is that of those who are making jokes ( see comment above) and posting links.
Anonymous88: Outer Heaven is the only cool country, we got mechs and a gun crazy Col. sanders look alike. do america or europe have any of that? NO! ALL HAIL BIG BOSS
Franky_Whiskey: OMG,France is sucking dick. What an irony XD
this pic is a 8/10 in trolling power,9/10 if the guy who did it is asian; a 10/10 if it was made by an european to lol at his brain-dead,nationalistic kameraden XD
Or,11/10 if it was made by a double attractive and successful African D:
Duzell: I've lived in America for the majority of my life, yes, most Americans are fucking stupid. Dont' call my xenophobic because I see what this country for what it is.
Every country has national pride but Americans are the fucking stupidest about it.
Sithof34: pokes my head out of alabama....i can attest to Duzzell's stating that most Americans are stupid...all you really have to is come to alabama...and he is also right about people who believe this is the best place to live is a sheltered motherfucker....
but i do enjoy ze fun arguments this started it shows that just about anybody can be dumb when they get patriotic the fact is if any place was the best place to win then we wouldn't of settled the entire globe
go ahead flame me i'm going to go back to reading...i just wanted to put in my 2 cents
Krawczyk: Alabama sucks. Cut that cancer off and make Louisiana and Mississippi gobble up that territory, then we can get even better food from that region!
They're the kind of rednecks that deep fry everything in chocolate (or hell just deep fry chocolate) and stupid shit like that. And yet they JUST DON'T SEEM TO DIE FAST ENOUGH!
Franky_Whiskey: Duzell:I cant bitch at the rest,but,americans being the more nationalistic?
I thought Ruskies were the most proud of their country. I dunno,50 years of communism,civil wars,unstability of the USSR,and a really fucked up economy would be more than enough to dissapoint the average Americunt. But no,not the proud Ruskie! :D
Anonymous101: Best thing: Europe being made of four countries.
Second best thing: discovering that some Americans manage to be proud of such a picture.
Third best thing: discovering thank to Anon99 than Europe is going to become "Muslim-majority", a comment which is about as historically acurate as this picture.
Anonymous103: ITT: Butthurt anonyfags arguing over superiority of countries that they do nothing for other than live there. You're all just homos sitting at your computers, and you do nothing for anything of your countries. Enjoy you meaningless existence.
Anonymous107: No, America wouldn't get raped. My friends and I play a lot of CoD, so I think I know a thing or two about how to handle a real firearm. It's just a little harder to use the right stick.
Anonymous112: i live in america and i can confidently say that it does indeed suck. we have broken political system, most of the people are fat, and everyones either a racist xenophobe or an oversensitive faggot (i dont mean that in a derogatory sense). every other country sucks too
Anonymous117(116): Well i think ppl shouldnt care about this kind of crap, otherwis it is only proof about how kiddish you are, and no, i m not writing this to anyone but to everyone, i mean it is like when ppl call gay you and you go back and say “i m not gay, asshole!“ and then the other guy say “yes, you are“, and the fight keep going, even though you know that you are not gay (and the offender too) you kee fighting
. just fuxck it
wildfire85: Personally, what I find disturbing is that as of 8/2017 Iowa has 148 images associated with it compared to its neighbours of Illinois and Minnesota that have just one each.
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*gets hit with a encyclopedia* Owwie!
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Like Boise? That's not a state...
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Ah well then Europe fuck america anal :3
OH HETALIA~
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Its comments like yours why everybody hates you
Butthurt?
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2. That wasn't even the fucking point.
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...In America!
(you shouldn't)
Got detention.
Thanks, Rule 34.
FUCK YEAH!
Wow. I live in a butt.
Actually, just fuck france. Germany's a pretty cool guy, eh kills jews and doesn't afraid of anything.
Fuck you 3pac. :3
@Anon5 this picture is why I went through the Hetalia stuff and tagged their real names as well.
@Anon6 Try saying that to my face instead of as an Anon.
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None of us are retard...
With what? Europe doesn't have any teeth, just one tongue that won't stop slobbering on America's immense dick.
Minnesota, as the head? HARRR HARRR HARRR
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America needs to replace one of its sucky states with a new Louisiana. Mmm crayfish. Maybe dump Georgia, all they gots is attractive and successful Africans, peaches, and casinos anymore.
also lol @ germany as a butt.
Anyone with the least interest possible in any sort of underground pr0n (or south park) would know why that's so fitting.
Europe is such a slut..
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Better to live there than anywhere else though :/
Anon43: No. It's not. That's a matter of opinion and depends on the person, anyone who says that it's better to live here than anywhere else is a sheltered idiot who doesn't understand the world as a whole. Sadly, this is a trait of the majority of Americans.
Also Anon36 wins. America does suffer from small dick syndrome. All the European countries except for Greece, on average, have bigger penises than Americans. (out of the countries in this picture, France is the biggest)
I'm sure duzell can attest to that first hand
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Perhaps this explains the peace through bombs mantra.
Bombs = eggs
AMERICA = BIRDO!
I sense butthurt.
Ya don't like people criticise your country and then you do these things to bother... Too bad. Yeah, I dunt spell well, I might be some Taco eater?! (If that's as far as your brain can go...then you're so predictable...). I would like to see how well you spell another languages. The pic is fun, but people minds suck (european and others too!). That was my opinion about the feature, ok?
Anon47 I know all about other countries faults, but I'd rather put up with some new bullshit instead of the same old stuff I get here.
Anon52: I'm American, I was born in America. Try again.
Anon55: Yes, they are.
No matter what country you're from, you can't fucking win, guys!
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And if it isn't in full swing by the time I get there, I'm purging the lot of those heretics and creating the Imperium in real life!
Denken Sie daran Abstimmung Deutsch volksunion!
Pomp: We neutered them. Sweden for being too pussy, Finland for having alcohol that smells like burning motor oil.
At any rate, I know of many in the CDU who hold views as far or farther right than the DVU, it's just that they, like their American counterparts, are too weak or indecisive to commit fully to a nationalist party. They want everything we offer with none of the responsibility or action required. I see them the way Roosevelt, Taft (either one), and Goldwater republicans see the modern US conservative movement. They want to reduce or stop immigration yet not acknowledge they even exist for one example. It's as big of a joke as the border fence is to any sensible yankee pigdog. Just a bunch of extremist fencesitters that want to appease everyone while still getting their way. How can they even think such things are possible without bribing away half the taxes taken?
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I for a fact know it's not true, so if you wish to get the truth out, blame a jew! Do ho ho ho!
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well its cute, but better luck next time, american guys
And yes, the misspellings are on purpose. "Stereotypical dumbassery" of Americans helps get the troll rolling faster.
Have a nice day.
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Don't be morons, enjoy the pic.
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this pic is a 8/10 in trolling power,9/10 if the guy who did it is asian; a 10/10 if it was made by an european to lol at his brain-dead,nationalistic kameraden XD
Or,11/10 if it was made by a double attractive and successful African D:
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Every country has national pride but Americans are the fucking stupidest about it.
but i do enjoy ze fun arguments this started it shows that just about anybody can be dumb when they get patriotic the fact is if any place was the best place to win then we wouldn't of settled the entire globe
go ahead flame me i'm going to go back to reading...i just wanted to put in my 2 cents
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They're the kind of rednecks that deep fry everything in chocolate (or hell just deep fry chocolate) and stupid shit like that. And yet they JUST DON'T SEEM TO DIE FAST ENOUGH!
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Amurkkka FTW.
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I thought Ruskies were the most proud of their country. I dunno,50 years of communism,civil wars,unstability of the USSR,and a really fucked up economy would be more than enough to dissapoint the average Americunt. But no,not the proud Ruskie! :D
....must be the fuckin vodka. That shit's strong
Go there and ask an average person what they think of the EU.
Enjoy your sharia!
I LIVE IN TENNESSEE FUCKING GO VOLS
Second best thing: discovering that some Americans manage to be proud of such a picture.
Third best thing: discovering thank to Anon99 than Europe is going to become "Muslim-majority", a comment which is about as historically acurate as this picture.
How?
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. just fuxck it
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