Anonymous1: as a Russian, i can confirm. It sure is.
Anonymous2: rofl at the drunk Russian chick and the fat American chick
Anon-7: It's the women of the Barley Towns-women's Guild's reenactment of the Korean War.
Some old farts will get the joke everyone else go look it up in Monty Python.
Anonymous3: Well yeah, as a Russian I'd say - that's exactly what we did during the Korean War.
Sat back, enjoyed the show, sipped some vodka, while our "paper" MiGs 15s and 17s dominated the sky.
Snorkpork: Historically accurate.
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AnzhelikaA: Hehe, this is awesome! I too can say, thats pretty much what we did.
AnzhelikaA: artist on this?
notanonymous: Anon3, it'd be kind of hard for the MiG-17 to have done much of anything in Korea, considering the USSR never sent the Norks any (the PRC later sold their J-5 knockoffs to NK, in the 60s), and the first combat engagement for the -17 was against Taiwanese F-86s in 1958.
/MilGeek
Anonymous5: If all wars we're decided with women wrestling nude......
Then we'd have a lot of more wars.
MERKLEY: FEATURE THIS!
All wars should be like this!
notanonymous: Not sure about the foreground chick with the black hat, but I assume the slingshot girl in the background is Turkey (who also had troops in Korea), and I'm guessing the woman NK is riding on is probably China. tags adjusted
Backwalk: I'm one of those old farts, Anon-7! I got it!
The girl with the sling-shot is Turkish. It looks like Britain (monocle) is helping the USA keep her balance, while Canada and Ireland (?) loads up on some more tomatoes.
Man, Paper airplane in the eye and a boot in the boob...how did SK survive this war?
notanonymous: Back, yeah I can see the monocle and (somewhat flattened) bowler hat as the UK representation. Ireland isn't listed separately from the UK as a participant on the UN side, from what I recall, so the green hat may not be Ireland.
Haven't the slightest clue who the girl making the "we're number 1" gestures could be.
As for SK survival, they almost didn't. Under-equipped, under-trained, and under command of SK politicians with their heads firmly wedged up their asses.
And all this actual real discussion about a pic for the purpose of fapping feels kinda weird. :P
1134: Well you're a bastard
Dumb russians, the reason the communists won is because china sent part of it's fucking massive army to die, and just beat back the americans by having more soldiers than they could kill
Resartus: The Korean war era was the beginning of the automobile/fast-food/refined-sugar surge that turned the USA into a bunch of fat bastards. The american should not be so fat for historical accuracy.
Anonymous17: I would believe her fatness is in relation to the US strenght and basic military power. China had huge numbers and good technic (such as the bivouac advances which got whole armies unseen and basically untouched by a stronger UN coallition air force), but bad logistics and kindof bad allies.
I love the russian authenticity though, just enjoying the battle from the side-line, drunk, and sending a few airplanes from time to time.
Anyway... what time is it?
Fappin' time.
BTW: The war ISN'T over, just official military is gone. Contractors(aka mercenaries) are still going to do the bidding of millionare/billionare big corporation and millitary industrial complex people's intrest.
Anonymous23(17): Hey, which country is the one partying in the back of the UN? The one behind the Canadian and Irish.
Beside, i feel the whole war was kinda one sided,when you look at the number of countries siding with the UN. I mean, even the Venezuela was on their side!
Even if the war is still "ongoing" because it was just an armistice, it is somehow of a tactical/logistical victory of the UN, seeing how many casualties the Chinese/KPA suffered. Though it's never a victory until the war is over.
Who knows, maybe tomorrow Seoul will be a gigantic nuclear wasteland because of some stupid decision on the DPKR's part...
I'd wager it isn't even an occupation, it's some weird desert dystopia. They'll get all the perks of a first-world country eventually (that is, the ones they had BEFORE they were blown up) + more...but at the cost of eternal servitude. BRITISH EMPIRE REDEUX DAWG!!!
Anonymous26(17): Well i wouldn't give the DPRK money, considering the South's military budget is more then half the North's total GDP.
Again, a war of quality vs quantity.
650,000 ROKA vs 1,000,000 DPRK soldiers.
Sonic_Fan_Do_Not_Steal: Anon5: Winning the Iraq war was easy. America invaded to stop Saddam's WMD program and get him to stop aiding Al Queda. Turns out the war was won even before it started. Things just got a bit sidetracked...
PopePirate: Ha! Total win! I love how the Russian chick is drunk, sitting on the sidelines. The fat American made me laugh as well. (Plus the Canadian girl is hot, cause' that's just how we are!) Yeah and the Iraq is over, just more cause for us to worry about the National Defense Authorization Act.
Anonymous42: Of course america gets all caps. How else is the site going to show how much fatter they are than the rest of the world? cause u cant change the font/size
Anonymous44: I remember this artist who also did a WWII pic that was like this. It was funny and so is this. The russian is very true to character, what with our troll roll in this war - but it was a particularly funny time, for those with a morbid sense of humor.
Anonymous47: I think the girl doing "WE'RE #1" in the back is Japan. They didn't really do anything (as if they could so soon after WWII) but provide a conduit for the UN to pass through on the way to Korea.
And Hell even I knew Turkey was one of the UN Forces. Didn't anyone watch M*A*S*H*?
Anonymous50: As much as I like the style and humor of this pic my only compliant is this: I know America has a lot of fat people but why can't the American girl be hot like the rest of them? I could see what Anon18 is saying about the American girl maybe being "fat" because of its strength and basic military power. Everyone in the pic seems to be based off stereotypes, but still.
Also, I noticed the North Korean girl kind of has bony cheeks. I might be over-thinking this but is that supposed to parodying how North Korea is starving and all that?
Anonymous54: Grandfather was a USAF technician stationed near by, he says it was a major waste of time and resources. Sounds like something else that ended recently.
Anonymous58: What is really ironic about Russia, is that it has a tradition of getting embroiled in things that people think of epic struggles between superpowers... During the 19th century, the British referred to rivalry amongst them and Russia in Central Asia as the 'Great Game'. Russians responded with pretty much a trollface and 'shuuuuure, whatever you want to call it'.
There is nothing epic about meddling and proxy wars. In the end, it really does boil down to a bunch of naked people throwing tomatoes and paper airplanes.
Anonymous59: I guess... there is no reason for a Hetalia fan like me to discuss with you ignorant intolerant assholes. Now, if you excuse me, I'm leaving...
Anonymous60: Actually folks the Korean war isn't over. No peace agreement or armistice was made. No one surrendered. Only a cease fire was made that holds everyone at the 38th parallel.
Anonymous61(60): After further study, the "cheerleader" in the back is most likely the nationalist chinese of the Republic of China who wanted to fight in the war but were not allowed to prevent provoking the communist People's Republic of China at the onset of the war. Communist china did not get involved (not including moral support) until the North Korean forces were pushed back to the chinese border.
Anonymous65: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like Eskimos
Everybody knows some turkey and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys
And goodies on his sleigh
And every mother's child is gonna spy
To see if reindeer really know how to fly
And so, I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although its been said
Many times, many ways
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas to.. You!
Anonymous68: North Korea was almost wiped out shortly after the war started. The only reason that the war went on as long as it did was that the U.S. troops got too close to the Yalu River, the border with China, and China assumed that they would keep advancing and try to take them down as well (and if Truman had let MacArthur have his way, he would have tried). So they sent approxmiately 150,000,000,000,000 troops over the border into Korea and basically executed a 1950s version of a Zerg rush, and pushed the U.S. almost all the way down to the south tip of the peninsula before getting pushed back up to near the original border.
Also, the pre-war border was the 38th parallel, but the present day DMZ zigzags back and forth across it. Just saying.
Rishi: If only tears could bring you back, Supreme God Emperor King President Leader Master Kim Jong-Il, then... uh... tears could bring you back. Kim Jong-Il was the gentle and loving Dear Leader to his fellow North Korean people.
Krawczyk: wow fuse way to drop the ball. There are still like 70 fucking great evils left, and none are named on that list aside from IE.
Where's Ashcroft at? Rove? Ahmedijihad? Ishihara? Merkel? Riley P. Bechtel? Cheney? Newkirk? Caroline Davis? Lamar Smith? Jessica Neuwirth? Al Saud?
WHERE ARE THE ACTUALLY DESTRUCTIVE MOTHERFUCKERS THREATENING THE PROGRESS OF OUR TECHNOPHILIC UTOPIA?!?!?! ALL OF WHOM MUST BE BROUGHT DOWN NO MATTER THE COST IN LIFE OR RESOURCE ALONG WITH THE DISASTROUSLY RAPACIOUS ORGANIZATIONS AND COUNTRIES THEY LEAD!!!
Krawczyk: With the appropriate amount of RFID chips you damn well better sure expect an utopia! Gaming and metal and Odin-worship as far as his one working eye can see! Eurocorp uber alles!
Sintime: Well humans have pretty much failed at whatever they were trying to do, and even haven't figured the premise, enough endless recycles of repeating the same thing, I say it's time for something else to have a chance.
champofgalacticretards: DING DONG! Kim Jong-il is dead
DING DONG! Titanium is crowned as the king of Rule 34
DING DONG! Gackt declared the war on Culber007
DING DONG! warrior is running for Prime Minister in Japan
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Anonymous1: as a Russian, i can confirm. It sure is.
Anonymous2: rofl at the drunk Russian chick and the fat American chick
Anon-7: It's the women of the Barley Towns-women's Guild's reenactment of the Korean War.
Some old farts will get the joke everyone else go look it up in Monty Python.
Anonymous3: Well yeah, as a Russian I'd say - that's exactly what we did during the Korean War.
Sat back, enjoyed the show, sipped some vodka, while our "paper" MiGs 15s and 17s dominated the sky.
Snorkpork: Historically accurate.
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AnzhelikaA: Hehe, this is awesome! I too can say, thats pretty much what we did.
AnzhelikaA: artist on this?
notanonymous: Anon3, it'd be kind of hard for the MiG-17 to have done much of anything in Korea, considering the USSR never sent the Norks any (the PRC later sold their J-5 knockoffs to NK, in the 60s), and the first combat engagement for the -17 was against Taiwanese F-86s in 1958.
/MilGeek
Anonymous5: If all wars we're decided with women wrestling nude......
Then we'd have a lot of more wars.
MERKLEY: FEATURE THIS!
All wars should be like this!
notanonymous: Not sure about the foreground chick with the black hat, but I assume the slingshot girl in the background is Turkey (who also had troops in Korea), and I'm guessing the woman NK is riding on is probably China. tags adjusted
Backwalk: I'm one of those old farts, Anon-7! I got it!
The girl with the sling-shot is Turkish. It looks like Britain (monocle) is helping the USA keep her balance, while Canada and Ireland (?) loads up on some more tomatoes.
Man, Paper airplane in the eye and a boot in the boob...how did SK survive this war?
notanonymous: Back, yeah I can see the monocle and (somewhat flattened) bowler hat as the UK representation. Ireland isn't listed separately from the UK as a participant on the UN side, from what I recall, so the green hat may not be Ireland.
Haven't the slightest clue who the girl making the "we're number 1" gestures could be.
As for SK survival, they almost didn't. Under-equipped, under-trained, and under command of SK politicians with their heads firmly wedged up their asses.
And all this actual real discussion about a pic for the purpose of fapping feels kinda weird. :P
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Gave me an excuse to feature this.
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Bet we "won" too.
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Historical inaccuracy! :D
Dumb russians, the reason the communists won is because china sent part of it's fucking massive army to die, and just beat back the americans by having more soldiers than they could kill
nobody "won" the korean war
although that is why no one won
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needs to be 20% more accurate
I love the russian authenticity though, just enjoying the battle from the side-line, drunk, and sending a few airplanes from time to time.
Anyway... what time is it?
Fappin' time.
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BTW: The war ISN'T over, just official military is gone. Contractors(aka mercenaries) are still going to do the bidding of millionare/billionare big corporation and millitary industrial complex people's intrest.
Over? Not by a long shot.
Beside, i feel the whole war was kinda one sided,when you look at the number of countries siding with the UN. I mean, even the Venezuela was on their side!
Even if the war is still "ongoing" because it was just an armistice, it is somehow of a tactical/logistical victory of the UN, seeing how many casualties the Chinese/KPA suffered. Though it's never a victory until the war is over.
Who knows, maybe tomorrow Seoul will be a gigantic nuclear wasteland because of some stupid decision on the DPKR's part...
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Ever since I found out about bin Laden's death here, this has been my most trusted news source.
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I'd wager it isn't even an occupation, it's some weird desert dystopia. They'll get all the perks of a first-world country eventually (that is, the ones they had BEFORE they were blown up) + more...but at the cost of eternal servitude. BRITISH EMPIRE REDEUX DAWG!!!
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Now all the world needs to worry about is the Cold War we been draggin' on since the 50's
My money is on the North Koreans!
Again, a war of quality vs quantity.
650,000 ROKA vs 1,000,000 DPRK soldiers.
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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Soon to be featured in the New York Times.
anyone knows if there's moar of rule 34 of history?
also awesome soviet chick btw
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And Hell even I knew Turkey was one of the UN Forces. Didn't anyone watch M*A*S*H*?
This is the artist's earlier work. S'nice, isn't it?
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Also, I noticed the North Korean girl kind of has bony cheeks. I might be over-thinking this but is that supposed to parodying how North Korea is starving and all that?
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I think We will mention Hetalia at some point anyways.......
Wait.
We already did.
Divided we freeze, united we laugh.
There is nothing epic about meddling and proxy wars. In the end, it really does boil down to a bunch of naked people throwing tomatoes and paper airplanes.
One handed increased to 32
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like Eskimos
Everybody knows some turkey and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys
And goodies on his sleigh
And every mother's child is gonna spy
To see if reindeer really know how to fly
And so, I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although its been said
Many times, many ways
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas to.. You!
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YOU BASTARDS!
>implying Nobel Peace Prize for Paheal
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>.> EVERYBODY IN THE POOL!
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Also, the pre-war border was the 38th parallel, but the present day DMZ zigzags back and forth across it. Just saying.
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Beside, China only sent about a milion or so troops, which was more then about 3 times the US' troops involved in the conflict.
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☑ Kim Jong Il ☑ Gaddafi ☑ Osama Bin Laden ☑ Saddam Hussein ☐ Internet Explorer
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Is that some type of RPG?
RIP Kim Jong-Il: 1983-2037
NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA!!!!!!!!!
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Where's Ashcroft at? Rove? Ahmedijihad? Ishihara? Merkel? Riley P. Bechtel? Cheney? Newkirk? Caroline Davis? Lamar Smith? Jessica Neuwirth? Al Saud?
WHERE ARE THE ACTUALLY DESTRUCTIVE MOTHERFUCKERS THREATENING THE PROGRESS OF OUR TECHNOPHILIC UTOPIA?!?!?! ALL OF WHOM MUST BE BROUGHT DOWN NO MATTER THE COST IN LIFE OR RESOURCE ALONG WITH THE DISASTROUSLY RAPACIOUS ORGANIZATIONS AND COUNTRIES THEY LEAD!!!
PAHEAL IS GODLIKE
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You're dead.
Sincerely,
Democracy
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DING DONG! Titanium is crowned as the king of Rule 34
DING DONG! Gackt declared the war on Culber007
DING DONG! warrior is running for Prime Minister in Japan
Uhhhh South Korea.
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WAY TO GO!! in predicting the future!
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https://dl-web.dropbox.com/get/Public/PonyKorea.jpg?w=d393d355
Our sweet prince has finally found his fluttershy in the skies above!
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