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Uploaderhawke,
TagsBatman, Commander_Shepard, DC, Kai_Leng, Mass_Effect, Mass_Effect_3, Miranda_Lawson, crossover, food, fruit, watermelon
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Jozilla: lol
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Anonymous1: Greatest story ever told
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Anonymous2: Ever since Bruce Waynes parents dropped a subjective pronoun in front of a mugger and died of shame Bruce Wayne donned the guise of the batman and has been fighting for the right for people to say whatever they damn well please.
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Anonymous3(2): Anon dropped an apostraphe in that sentence. Wait whose that in the window? Batman? Noooo don't hurt me I didn't AAARRRRGGHHHHHH!!!!
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Anonymous4: WTF is this shit? This does not even make sense, and the grammar is awful!
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Anonymous5: Lol simply doesn't discribe how hard I laughed at this
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Zaxares: @Anonymous: Thumbs up, man. Thumbs up. XD
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Anonymous6: Batman! Where were you when Shep needed you at the end of ME3???
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PolishLegion: WTF?
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Anonymous7: So what have we learned? Batman is a defender of morons everywhere, hawke still doesn't spellcheck or structure his sentences in his own spankfiction, retard-Shepard got a boner from slicing melons and apparently Miranda's ass talks in this comic strip.

Hawke is the squirrel-king of mass effect pornfiction, he has been trolling us from the start
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Abyssal: XD Greatest thing Ever.
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Dick_Chappy: My sides hurt,
I am out of breath,
I am shedding tears of joy!
But I still can't stop laughing. Is this how I die?
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TheDane: Feature this right now.
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Anonymous8: I'M BATMAN
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Anonymous9(8): Nice "Kai Leng" tag. Perhaps you should also tag this "watermelon".
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Anonymous10: self-awareness has been acheived
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LiquidShadow: Oh my god. Feature this shit.
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Anonymous11: Best. Fuckin'. THING.

Thank you, Batman!
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Anonymous12: I'm not sure what I just read but it was amazing, holy shit
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Anonymous13: I lack the words to express my appreciation. *slow clap*
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Anonymous14: The fuck is a Naze?
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Anonymous15: shut up grammar naze

XD LIKE A BOSS!!!
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Anonymous16: The story is deep and batman himself spake to thy audience. The author took great care not to offend any jews germans or german jews by saying gramur naze thereby prooving no creed need exploiting for maximum profitz only cunt need exploit to be. 10/10 braincells approve dis shiz
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Anonymous17: this is fucking hilarious
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masterofpirates: thanes death was not in vain
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megaboy: looooooooooool
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Anonymous18: Nothing says "good joke" like 15ish people pausing their fap-session to write a comment
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Anonymous19: gg grammar nazzie
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Anonymous20: thank u batman
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Anonymous21: watermelon


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