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Robinebra: Someone feature this.
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Anonymous1: Featured plz.
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Okay: FEE-CHURR
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Anonymous2: Awesome pic
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Anonymous3: EPIC WIN!!
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Okay: @Gomenasai: The artist mentions this in the artist's description.

He also didn't create Birdo or Daisy and possibly others here but that's irrelevant as he is everything regardless.
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Anonymous4: Feature!!!!
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Anonymous5: First of all Miyamoto is not everything, he is just an overrated bitch for nintenfags to fap to, second of all, someone feature this, awesome pic and concept
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Hromovlad: Anonymous5 is a XBot
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Anonymous6: this isn't porn, it's art, the 8-bit leaf is hilarious though
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Anonymous7: FEATURE! NOW!
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Anonymous8: dat ain't no ass - it's a space station!, Samus...
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Anonymous9: Enough fuckin Mario features.
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Anonymous10: FUCKING ART! FEATURE FUCKIN NEEDED!
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King_Mario: inb4 feature
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Anonymous11: rule 8 for Miyamoto?
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Anonymous12: ^^^Ditto
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Anonymous13: FEATURE
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Anonymous14: i have never called for a feature before, but now i do, if that means anything to you. its too artsy for the whole world to not see
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Anonymous15: is that rosanne?
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Anonymous16: *rapturous applause*
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MrAnon: Mario: Pleasa leta me get to the girls.

Miyamoto: Nah, you're fucked.
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Anonymous17: Feature!!!! nao!!!
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Anonymous18: Feature ! :p
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Anonymous19: I will save Samus from the stupid fucking mario
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kipppy: Won't be featured, because it isn't porn. It is beautiful though.
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Anonymous20: epic. that is drawn amazingly.
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Anonymous21: I love the one tiny little chest hair on Mario. This is very well done. I'd say "Feature" but it's probably not fucked up enough to get there.
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Anonymous22: mario
i will share you some of my bitches
if you appear again in super mario galaxy 3
JUST WOW
this is fucking art, i save this and maybe putting this on my desktop
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Anonymous23: lol Birdo
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Anonymous24: Okay is mistaken, Miyamoto did create Birdo; he designed the game that the US version of SMB2 was based on, Doki Doki Panic, which is where Birdo comes from. Other than Birdo, in this picture Miyamoto created Mario, Peach, and Zelda. He may have co-created Rosalina with Yoshiaki Koizumi. The others were created by Gunpei Yokoi (Samus), Satoru Okada (Daisy), Eiji Aonuma and Yusuke Nakano (Midna), and Kiyoshi Mizuki (Toadette).

Anyway, now that I've flaunted my nerdiness: this shit needs a feature! It is amazing.
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Anonymous25: No more plumber games, this man got to some point of creativity and completely stopped there. He is the most uncreative person in the gaming market.
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duckpenisexpert: dat ain't no ass - it's a space station!!!!=D
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Kage_Dropcut: full of fucking win
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Anonymous26: Oh look, Birdo is in the throng of WOMEN, serves you right canonfags
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Anonymous27: FEATURED ON HALOLZ
WTF.
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Anonymous28: I'll have you guys know that I was the first one to see this picture and.... fuck it, no one cares.
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TheMaskedMan: Feature is demanded for the epic source of all that is and ever will be.
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furry_fan: feature Feature Feature!!!
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muraebraun: Needs feature!
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Anonymous29: FeATURE!!!!
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Anonymous30: all aboard feature train CHOO CHOO
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Anonymous31: Seriously. Why the hell isn't this featured?
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Anonymous32(29): Remove the FUCKING apple and feature this!!
This means you, Titanium!!
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Anonymous33: Too great for words. Needs a feature!
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Anonymous34: this needs a feature
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ronasokily: this is art. pure, awesome art.
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Swift_Fox: Not porn
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Anonymous35: derpa derp feature herp- its not even porn yu stinking faggots
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Krawczyk: rule 8 on Miyamoto I presume
OK lets make a deal, you draw us 50 more Miyamotos of equivalent quality, we dumps it, capiche?
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Anonymous36: in B4 feature
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Anonymous37: feature is indeed needed.
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Anonymous38: FEECHUR!!!
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Anonymous39: FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEATUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Anonymous40: I do believe this deserves a feature. And I hardly if ever say this aloud.
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Anonymous41: feature for the future!!!!!!
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Anonymous42: feature this!!
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robthenine: feature
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Anonymous43: This should be featured everywhere.
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Titanium: Your wish is my command. FEATURED!

inb4notporn
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Thief: yay!
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Rat: failed feature fails on all levels
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Anonymous44(36): It's about time

and too late Titanium
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Sodomius: Wow, epic.
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Anonymous45: beautiful
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broman88: this proves that Nintendo tops what dos the competition have Mastercheif and Crash bandicot
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Mathis: This is way better than that Toy Story feature...
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8o8: thanks titanium
we really appreciate it
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vampwolf21: samus has a big butt
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Anonymous46: Ummmmm...... ok... this is... AMAZING!
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Anonymous47: Awesome sauce!
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Anonymous48: I'm pretty sure an Xbox scene will show up eventually or PS family 0.o
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Anonymous49: samus peach hard desition
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HAMBURGERS: Mushroom kingdom needs too die.
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Scrub_for_Life: Zelda looks like she's about to kill someone
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Anonymous50: EPYC BEYOND ALL LEVELS.

Also fuck you Hamburger.
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Weapon_R: probably Rat, this is so beautiful on all levels *sniff*
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Twin_Uzis: Midna's hair is long.
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Anonymous51: birdos a guy.
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ClevelandRock: This isn't porn at all. In fact, there's even less nudity than the original painting!

Actually, speaking of the original painting, maybe this should be tagged with "The_Creation_of_Adam", "Sistene_Chapel", and/or "Michelangelo".
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Demonboy: There is something about this picture that just says win.
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Anonymous52: wtf there is no real porn value for me. tits,ass,pussy=porn mario with a loincloth=weirdo ultra mario fan in basement. and I thought the last 1 was fucked up. this is just dumb Y feature a pic that can be shown on open air?
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Anonymous53: Mario is overated, the games don't change much. Which is good for fans, but building on the series this much (about 1/3 of nintendo's game sales) It will just show when people loose interest to drag nintendo down with it.
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Anonymous54: With the exception of the nekkid Mario, Miyamoto probably agrees with this pic. He is a rather silly man, after all.
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jaycro: oh my fuggin god......... *tear
its just its just
im not worthy of describing it
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Anonymous55: Why the fuck is Miyamoto drawn so feminine in this pic? :-/
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Anonymous56(55): Thanks, titanium
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Anonymous57: Yeah, this seems about right.
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robthenine: RULE 8
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Anonymous58: Midna ftw
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Anonymous59: @53 ya i gotta agree he should be bulging muscles with wii-nunchucks right now
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Anonymous60: Why is this shitty picture featured

Nintendo sucks dick.
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Alpha-1: "The creation of Mario".
Art.
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Anonymous61: wtf
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Okay: FINALLY
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Anonymous62: we all know nintendo sucks(ass through a straw of a skunks' anus) but hey gotta feature some shit right
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Dagg: LMAO!
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Anonymous63: @Rat, ClevelandRock, anon50, anon51, and anon57 "Why so serious?"
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Anonymous64: You know birdo is a guy right...
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OGRE: haters gonna hate
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Anonymous65: XDDDDDD
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CarpetWomb: Finaly... a FEET SHARE for this masterpiece of art!
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Anonymous66: awful
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Anonymous67: Sure is alot of Sony fanboys, and Trolls here. Having nothing to do but bitch whine and bitch. So sad and very hilarious.
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Anonymous68: This just proves Microsoft and Sony can suck Nintendo's dick for all eternity. >:D
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DragonShade44: What is this I don't even
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Scanner: I love how a picture of Mario in any context works as stimulus for console wars and angry video game discussion.
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Anonymous69: @Scanner that exactly proves my point. (Im Anon64)
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Anonymous70: i tink i fond my new wallpaper
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Anonymous71: Only thing is that Birdo is a dude.
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ZB: You sir, have changed the ways of the bible!
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Anonymous72: lame.see that coming
but... no porn-.-

not even close.
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Anonymous73: Now Sonic may end his life.

This art is a godly image that will end any Sonic fan.
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Anonymous74: THIS IS FEATURED
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Anonymous75: oh my sweet lord, this is amazing.
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bdoth: It would have been better if this image was never created. To feature filth like this is inexcusable.
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Anonymous76: This isn't rule 34. This is deviantart. I have it saved in my favourites.
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Anonymous77: So what. It's here now and it's going to stay until an Admin deletes it. So quit your bitchin and get your ass in the kitchen!
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Franky_Whiskey: Miyamoto is there, monglin Mario's leaf/cock
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Anonymous78: Pure awesome.
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Anonymous79: Miyamoto you are a pimp :(
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GirlaPH: Seen it
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Anonymous80: Hey, it did get featured. :)
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Anonymous81: Mario Almighty
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Anonymous82: oh look at the Sony and Microsuck fanboys trolling because Satan(Xbox) and Beezlebub(PS3) don't have featured pictures that make Chuck Norris weep in awe. And also those who say Nintendo sucks Captain Falcon is coming for you as we speak.
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Anonymous83(82): In 1983 the video game crash happened, it was at that timethe idea of video games almost became extinct. Guess who fucking fixed that. Mario did that in 1985 with Super Mario Bros. So to the whiny faggots, I leave you with words of wisdom: Without Mario PS3 and Xbox would not exist as they do today, so STFU and/or GTFO
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Anonymous84: Sorry Mario, but your bitches must be in another castle!
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Anonymous85: how is this porn?
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Anonymous86: It's called Rule 8 FAGGOT!
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HAMBURGERS: Anon 48, it was a joke man LOL XD
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Anonymous87: anon80 is no true gamer, it was 16bit awesomeness that saved the day, it was the shmup/arcade capital of its time, NEC. That's right. Saving vidyas. So easy, a caveman could do it. And did. Fuck all ya'll deniers who don't understand that the american market has always been second banana (haha get it, because Nintendo was #2...yeah) if we were so important why did Nintendo and Square give us fucked up watered down easymodo ports of everything they released except for the first FF and SMB3.
Tell me that you blinkered ninnytendumb fanboys, WHY.
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Franky_Whiskey: anon80: Go read the bible elsewhere.

Religion+vidyas= DON'T MIX, B-ATCH
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Anonymous88: the problem is: nintendo fanboys don't bother forcing their beliefs on anyone (not that I know of) Sony and Xbox fanboys, however, must be right. They believe that their console (ps3/360) is the best console in the entire onmiverse. The problem is that each console has its own flaws (crappy online, expensive, slow downloads, install nearly every game, pay for online stuff, etc.etc.) whereas nintendo fanboys don't bother saying that their console is perfect (not that I know of, probably as there aren't many ninty fanboys)

yes birdo is infact a bloke as was specified in the instruction manual (that he thinks that he is a girl or something like that) and who gives a crap that it wasn't miyamoto that designed a lot of the characters it is all in nintendo and miyamoto is the epitome of nintendo. It's like saying that snake and sonic shouldn't be in super smash bros. as they are not nintendo.

@all sony fanboys: If nintendo hadn't have refused the disc software in the time of the n64 then playstation would not exist now. not sure how to relate it to xbox though, will do research.
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Franky_Whiskey: ^ anon79, dumbass
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8o8: question to anon 84
how did the 16 bit saved the day? just to know
one thing is something that saved the industry of videogames and other thing is the golden era of videogaming
also nintendo 3DS and PC gamers
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8o8: i like how this is going
first people wanted this to be featured,
then some people started complaining about this is not epic porn (even if the pic is epic)
and at last sony and microsoft fanboys started a flame war against nintendo fanboys
what's next? pc gamers saying to sony, microsoft and nintendo fanboys that consoles suck?
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Franky_Whiskey: "sony and microsoft fanboys started a flame war against nintendo fanboys "

Nobody ever mentioned a console until broman88. and he mentioned "Nintendo".

Cool story bro
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Scanner: lol, I left for work, came back 8 hours later, and the debate rages on. I don't know how WWIII will end, but I have a strong feeling it will be started by some guy saying that Playstation is better than Nintendo.
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Anonymous89(82): I will end console wars once and for all.
ALL CONSOLES SUCK
Television is the true master of all
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Krawczyk: Reality TV ftw attractive and successful Africans!
America's Got Talent > Playtenbox360
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Anonymous90(68): DAT CHEST HAIR
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Anonymous91: gigity
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Anonymous92: Oh cool, 12 year olds who think Nintendo sucks because you can't shoot terrorists in their games.
GTFO haters, no real gamer would disrespect our lord and master Miyamoto.

Now go play your cute little first-person-shooting-vidyas, the grown-ups are busy appreciating art.
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Anonymous93(88): The picture is awesome and no console is better than any other 'nuff said
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8o8: true anon 90
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Franky_Whiskey: indeed
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jaycro: oh i wanna get in on the war
ahem
evar since gamboy nintendo has been on the cutting edge of gaming continuosly giving us newer ways to experience gaming compared to nintendo microsoft and sony are just jumping in to take our money even now with ps move and kinect nintendo is one step ahead with the 3ds i can say sony is moving foward while microsoft is still on the same dying pony but still nintendo is ushering in the future of gaming
whew there thank you for reading............. not really
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Anonymous94(73): So much Sony and Microsoft and most likely Sonic fans raging at art!

How could jealousy like that provoke a war?

Go away fanboys, art is being appreciated here.

This is very good art.
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Anonymous95: PLZ HELP VOTE TO OVERTURN THE UK BAN ON DRAWN PORN

http://yourfreedom.hmg.gov.uk/repealing-unnecessary-laws/repeal-laws-on-drawn-pornography/idea-view
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Krawczyk: There's only one way to overturn a UK law on anything.
Hint: It involves militias.
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Anonymous96: So how is this porn?

Even the real painting had Adam's wee penis shown, but this??
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Anonymous97: I'm torn between the great art and the terrifying concept of nude Mario.
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Anonymous98(68): Its porn...withot the porn.

Im pretty sure someone is fapping or shicking to this pic
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Anonymous99: Hey...it's my desktop!
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Anonymous100: not porn
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Anonymous101(36): chest hair ftw!
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Anonymous102: this is a masterpiece.
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Anonymous103: this is form deviantart i think that someone put it this art because he or she thought that was porn or something
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O_Rly: Is Shigeru wearing a dress?
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Anonymous104: "Out of all my beautiful creations there is only one I yearn to touch......"
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Anonymous105: THIS IS AWESOME!
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Anonymous106: Ok WHAT THE FUCK!!??
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Anonymous107: i loled, your all stupid it a picture get over it.
no need for all this hating. :3 :0 :)
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Anonymous108(107): lol mario has man boobs.!!.
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Anonymous109: shouldn't mario and shigeru be switched?
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Anonymous110: @anon15 Sure as fuck looks like it but it isn't her.
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Grim_Jackal: So... Any pics of the girls form this artist WITHOUT Mario and Miyamoto ruining it?
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Anonymous111: birdo is a dude
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Anonymous112: lmao @ 8-Bit Censoring.
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Anonymous113: I CAAAAMEEE!!!!!!
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Anonymous114(68): DAT LEAF
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Anonymous115: so.. beautiful !
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Anonymous116: Has anyone else noticed that this is off Tenacious D's Pick of Destiny album? No? Okay.
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Anonymous117: BIRDO=GUY
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Anonymous118: Actually, it ain't boi. It's off an old painting. With God and somebody. And it didn't have a leaf to censor the tiny cock neither.
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Anonymous119: The first thing i notic is Samus's ass
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Anonymous120: this aint art now this is art http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hC3H-wv7SU
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Anonymous121: Dreamcast rules this console war!
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Anonymous122: This Pic FTW !! EPIC WIN !
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MEGAMUFFIN: i want this on my ceiling
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Anonymous123: I am crying tears of quantum physics-infused tears of inverse multiverses. This picture just...
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Anonymous124: Final Boss of the Internet
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Anonymous125: NOT HENTAI
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Consolamentum: It's not porn, it's parody. However it is also AWESOME and so it deserves to be featured.
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Consolamentum: It's going straight to my desktop btw.
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Anonymous126: I was reading all these comments before looking at the picture...made my hopes go up but I'm not impressed <.<.....bye
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Anonymous127: Someone kick birdo off.
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BiHentaiGuy: FEATURE!
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shinybrightbulb: Why is Birdo here? Birdo's REAL gender is male in Japan.
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Anonymous128: this picture it to beutiful for words...all i can say is....Epic
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Anonymous129: O_O *stares in awe at the beauty of this picture*
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Anonymous130: Am I the only one who hates mario?
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evilpika: YES!
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Anonymous131: Win.
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Anonymous132: Most EPIC pic Eva
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AdamCarlisle69: WTF!
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Anonymous133: For The Win!
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Anonymous134(68): Makes me cry with joy.... and then close my eyes in horror at the thought of mario being nearly naked
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Anonymous135: zelda looks fukkin hot, BTW.
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Anonymous136: lulz
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tyciol: Maybe that's why Samus' back is turned
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Anonymous137: Shigeru miyamoto is not a fat female Michael Meyers.
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Anonymous138: Only problem is that he didn't have shit to do with Samus.
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Anonymous139: Who cares 134, she's still hot
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Anonymous140: LMAO
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Anonymous141: lolol
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Anonymous142: September 13, 1985, never forget
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BNSF: Um anon138 what are you talking about, 4get what? Nintendo?

But nintendo is still alive 1985-????
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Anonymous143: @BNSF

That was the day Super Mario Bros. came out. He'll never forget that first moment of complete awesomeness.

BTW Nintendo has been around since the 19th century.
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Anonymous144: -awsumface-
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Anonymous145(144): fap... wait what... fapfapfap
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Anonymous146: Just to clear things up, Miyamoto DID work on the Metroid series. He was the person who came up with the idea of interchangeable visors in Metroid Prime, and is credited as Producer on that game.
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Anonymous147: So, Roseanne is God? We all had it wrong?
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Anonymous148: he is god im ggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy shut the fuck upppppppppppppppppppppp!!!
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tehfapper: thats ur mom
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Anonymous149: This pic looks like the cover of the "Tenacious D" album "The Pick of Destiny"... and Anon 28 your right... nobody cares... ^_^
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Anonymous150: <->samus:TAP dat ain't no ass - it's a space station!, zelda:hawt' birdo:what the fuck!?' midna:SCOOOOOORRRRRRREEE!!!!, miamoto:pimp, toadett:too young?, peach:WOOOO, starla(not sure if real name):SPACE PORN!!!(even if not porn), daisy:GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWHICH BITCH!!!!
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Anonymous151: DAT LEAF!!!
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Anonymous152: Shiregu Mayomoto: da pimp Rosalina: not in front of luma, Toadette: what will Toad say, Peach: let me storm your castle, daisy: anon 146, Birdo: FTW minda: yess princess zelda: hot samus: dat ain't no ass - it's a space station!!!!
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Anonymous153: The 8 bit leaf is the centerpiece of this. It just shows that sometimes less is more (as in, less dick, more creativity. We aren't all 12 year olds obsessed with dick)
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Anonymous154: Are you Aware that Samus`s hair looks like a hand
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Anonymous155: U know thats midnas hair right?
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Anonymous157: Omg Theres so many comments here
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Anonymous158: In 2020!


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