Speedy: Because it seems somehow incomplete without this text:
"Every member of the fleet,* who votes to reelect me as President of the 12 Colonies of Kobol, gets to fuck every hole in my body, until I scream out from equal parts pain and pleasure, and pass out from exhaustion. I'm Laura Roslin, and I approved this message."
*(Offer void if you are a Cylon, because ... well, hey, fuck you guys, you already have about a billion copies of Six, Boomer and Xena: Warrior Princess to choose from.)
"Every member of the fleet,* who votes to reelect me as President of the 12 Colonies of Kobol, gets to fuck every hole in my body, until I scream out from equal parts pain and pleasure, and pass out from exhaustion. I'm Laura Roslin, and I approved this message."
*(Offer void if you are a Cylon, because ... well, hey, fuck you guys, you already have about a billion copies of Six, Boomer and Xena: Warrior Princess to choose from.)