Anonymous7: In a revision of a fan-fic I wrote, Spooky is disguised as a pillow, and Irona comes in, pounds him into shape and makes the bed. She is referred to as a "metal maid"(meter maid).
Krawczyk: Uzis: It was actually pretty cool. The voices were suitably 70s and cheesy and they had basically so much money they could get away with Jetsons technology in a modern world. Like Richie has an 'auto-dresser' that picks his ass up, showers him, then throws him in clothes, straight from the bed, so he's only just waking up as he's realising he has clothes on. I always wanted that shit cuz I'm a lazy shiz especially in mornings. Fuck year, no shitty and boring 'morning routines'
Then there was the fact they seemed to have only five staff members for such a hueg mansion, and then they go and SHOW them actually 'commuting' to do their jobs. Irona can turn into vehicles like Wren from Phantasy Star (Moar metal ppl we have barely anything of, Wren, Mieu, and Miun), while Cadbury the butler, the scientist, the chef, and the private tutor would use 'frictionless-wheeled' (doesn't damage the fancy carpet that's $15k or something per square inch) super golf carts or hovercraft to zip from one end of the mansion to the other. The tutor was rarely seen because comic book artists of the day were smarter than comic book artists today, they knew school was a stupid and useless place, and the less kids were forced to see it, the better (Whereas you now have ENTIRE FUCKING COMIC BOOKS BASED AROUND SCHOOL LIFE, utterly retarded, who wants to read about worthless lusers going through the same bullshit they are and NOT getting to blow up the school?). In Richie's world, school was not for learning, it was for meeting pals, then encouraging them to skip class too so you can take them island-hopping in a goddamned UFO your mad scientist invented.
On the scientist by the way, Professor Keenbean is exactly what Gyro Gearloose would be if offered complete and unlimited access to Scrooge's moneybin. Ever more extravagant inventions but with still the same utterly silly powersources, like kids running on treadmills. Everything is custom-designed so RICHIE has easy and simple ways to use it, not his parents, like I think there was a time machine or something equally crazy that ran on something like Taffy.
So yes, overall, the biggest fucking wish fulfillment fantasy series since John Carter of Mars and Buck Rogers. And it was rad.
Speaking of rad, lets go back to the school thing. How do you think normal people handle their son receiving bad grades in school? In order to keep the government happy and get their monthly pittance, Richie only shows up for tests, and aces them due to private tutoring. But what happens when the tutoring fails and Richie falls asleep at the wheel? Do you think his dad would bribe them? Do you think he would lean on the principal to erase that mark? Fuck no that's what NORMAL rich people do. Mr Rich will fucking ask the mad scientist to build him a robot duplicate of his boy that knows this subject, and ONLY this subject, ask for a retake, and send the robot in his son's place, while they go out to get a $2 salmon burger at the port boardwalk in their aircraft-carrier-sized solid gold yacht (which can turn into a rocket ship FYI). Because fuck your social obligations, parking regulations, and physics we're fucking loaded motherfucker! (They're seen parking next to a bunch of tiny-ass trawlers that would have capsized IRL simply due to displacement)
And the most amusing thing of all is they genuinely aren't trolling, it's like a family of Richard Bransons. Goes to show just how casual their daily life is treated when absolutely none of the above is treated as "OH HOLY SHIT THIS IS FKIN AWESOME"
It's treated on the same level as someone getting up, dressing, and going to work at Marketfresh as a bagger. All the above is a casual day in the life of the Riches, and that's without even getting into the Harvey crossovers where Richie regularly meets and befriends ghosts, devils, and smoking hot loli witches.
Also mom and dad are TITANS. What would be a gluttonous and overindulgent feast to normal people like King Henry (giant long medieval table filled with a multitude of dishes), Richie's parents both seem to be afflicted with gigantism on the level of Andre so it isn't actually out of place. Both of them are HUEG, his dad's HAND being the size of his son, so it makes sense for them to have those ludicrous portions for breakfast and dinner every day. Richie only eats a normal amount, of about two dishes, and his parents clear the rest, every time.
Much like Scrooge, they also own their own navy too. The carrier was supposed to be decomm'd but they salvaged it and made it the most ridiculous boat ever. 30 years before it could happen IRL, this thing had AI complicated enough to avoid reefs and hurricanes and sometimes even PIRATES automatically from point A to point B. (One issue involved the yacht automatically going through treacherous seas on its own and getting the far smaller and maneuverable cigar boats to run aground, all while the Riches slept and Irona recharged. Due to the incident every normal person simply believes Mr Rich is just one crazy as shiz epic elite driver)
Best rich fucks ever? Best rich fucks ever.
Also if you were a harried worker drone, they are oldschool industrialists so know exactly how hard it is working in some jobs. Complain to the Riches and they will BUY OUT THE COMPANY ENTIRELY JUST TO FIRE THAT ONE ASSHOLE BOSS/HRFAG TROLLING YOU and then give all the new shares back. (being from the 50s, HR is seen as the demonic plague it really is. Nearly every evil boss of richie's school friends who isn't a crook trying to steal from them is a HR pencil pusher, and filled to the brim with looney lefty reasoning.)
Krawczyk: *cough*
yeah, uh, anyway, it was crazy awesome, even if the language and actual stories themselves are more sanitary than even Archie comics.
and Dom: if you know where they post now just drop it and i'll adjust.
Krawczyk: naw just the idea of a real rich person someday having a sense of social obligation as the old money used to.
I think thats why I dug them so much. We need less Cheneys and Fords and more Junkers and Buffets
Krawczyk: well also just the sci-fi nuttery. I came from the age of "In the future everyone will have a sleek silver shuttlecraft instead of a car" after all. :V
At the very least we should all have gun-laden clunkers ala Privateer dammit!
Anonymous14: @Anonymous:
Tit said he had a long queue list of features, so if he passed it down to the current admins we'll still see many features he handpicked in advance.
Decanter: @Gomenasai: Titanium didn't leave us crap, he just ran off like he was our baby daddy or something. We'd at least consider his features if he told us about them.
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I agree. This would have been fappable if I didn't know that *garbage* was going in there!
Well atleast no one had drawn pics of...never mind.
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My local paper didn't get around to mentioning this happened til today so it's a couple days late.
RIP Sid Couchey! (Go ask your grandparents, kiddies)
http://pressrepublican.com/breaking2/x1796675277/Iconic-cartoonist-artist-dies
http://7d.blogs.com/blurt/2012/03/rip-sid-couchey-cartoonist-of-richie-rich-and-champy.html
http://www.the-burgh.com/news/2012/mar/12/cartoonist-sid-couchey-dead-age-92/
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The deviantART home page may help you find what you need.
BTW. I don't see any images :(
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Then there was the fact they seemed to have only five staff members for such a hueg mansion, and then they go and SHOW them actually 'commuting' to do their jobs. Irona can turn into vehicles like Wren from Phantasy Star (Moar metal ppl we have barely anything of, Wren, Mieu, and Miun), while Cadbury the butler, the scientist, the chef, and the private tutor would use 'frictionless-wheeled' (doesn't damage the fancy carpet that's $15k or something per square inch) super golf carts or hovercraft to zip from one end of the mansion to the other. The tutor was rarely seen because comic book artists of the day were smarter than comic book artists today, they knew school was a stupid and useless place, and the less kids were forced to see it, the better (Whereas you now have ENTIRE FUCKING COMIC BOOKS BASED AROUND SCHOOL LIFE, utterly retarded, who wants to read about worthless lusers going through the same bullshit they are and NOT getting to blow up the school?). In Richie's world, school was not for learning, it was for meeting pals, then encouraging them to skip class too so you can take them island-hopping in a goddamned UFO your mad scientist invented.
On the scientist by the way, Professor Keenbean is exactly what Gyro Gearloose would be if offered complete and unlimited access to Scrooge's moneybin. Ever more extravagant inventions but with still the same utterly silly powersources, like kids running on treadmills. Everything is custom-designed so RICHIE has easy and simple ways to use it, not his parents, like I think there was a time machine or something equally crazy that ran on something like Taffy.
So yes, overall, the biggest fucking wish fulfillment fantasy series since John Carter of Mars and Buck Rogers. And it was rad.
Speaking of rad, lets go back to the school thing. How do you think normal people handle their son receiving bad grades in school? In order to keep the government happy and get their monthly pittance, Richie only shows up for tests, and aces them due to private tutoring. But what happens when the tutoring fails and Richie falls asleep at the wheel? Do you think his dad would bribe them? Do you think he would lean on the principal to erase that mark? Fuck no that's what NORMAL rich people do. Mr Rich will fucking ask the mad scientist to build him a robot duplicate of his boy that knows this subject, and ONLY this subject, ask for a retake, and send the robot in his son's place, while they go out to get a $2 salmon burger at the port boardwalk in their aircraft-carrier-sized solid gold yacht (which can turn into a rocket ship FYI). Because fuck your social obligations, parking regulations, and physics we're fucking loaded motherfucker! (They're seen parking next to a bunch of tiny-ass trawlers that would have capsized IRL simply due to displacement)
And the most amusing thing of all is they genuinely aren't trolling, it's like a family of Richard Bransons. Goes to show just how casual their daily life is treated when absolutely none of the above is treated as "OH HOLY SHIT THIS IS FKIN AWESOME"
It's treated on the same level as someone getting up, dressing, and going to work at Marketfresh as a bagger. All the above is a casual day in the life of the Riches, and that's without even getting into the Harvey crossovers where Richie regularly meets and befriends ghosts, devils, and smoking hot loli witches.
Also mom and dad are TITANS. What would be a gluttonous and overindulgent feast to normal people like King Henry (giant long medieval table filled with a multitude of dishes), Richie's parents both seem to be afflicted with gigantism on the level of Andre so it isn't actually out of place. Both of them are HUEG, his dad's HAND being the size of his son, so it makes sense for them to have those ludicrous portions for breakfast and dinner every day. Richie only eats a normal amount, of about two dishes, and his parents clear the rest, every time.
Much like Scrooge, they also own their own navy too. The carrier was supposed to be decomm'd but they salvaged it and made it the most ridiculous boat ever. 30 years before it could happen IRL, this thing had AI complicated enough to avoid reefs and hurricanes and sometimes even PIRATES automatically from point A to point B. (One issue involved the yacht automatically going through treacherous seas on its own and getting the far smaller and maneuverable cigar boats to run aground, all while the Riches slept and Irona recharged. Due to the incident every normal person simply believes Mr Rich is just one crazy as shiz epic elite driver)
Best rich fucks ever? Best rich fucks ever.
Also if you were a harried worker drone, they are oldschool industrialists so know exactly how hard it is working in some jobs. Complain to the Riches and they will BUY OUT THE COMPANY ENTIRELY JUST TO FIRE THAT ONE ASSHOLE BOSS/HRFAG TROLLING YOU and then give all the new shares back. (being from the 50s, HR is seen as the demonic plague it really is. Nearly every evil boss of richie's school friends who isn't a crook trying to steal from them is a HR pencil pusher, and filled to the brim with looney lefty reasoning.)
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yeah, uh, anyway, it was crazy awesome, even if the language and actual stories themselves are more sanitary than even Archie comics.
and Dom: if you know where they post now just drop it and i'll adjust.
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I think thats why I dug them so much. We need less Cheneys and Fords and more Junkers and Buffets
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At the very least we should all have gun-laden clunkers ala Privateer dammit!
Tit said he had a long queue list of features, so if he passed it down to the current admins we'll still see many features he handpicked in advance.
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lol famous person feature 13
i dun make up da rules
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I guess its not getting comments cause its not the freaky stuff we normally see up here.
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Too long, didn't read.
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tl;dr
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