Anonymous17: since someone cares so much about toes, notice how the elite has 1 more toe on each foot then he should have? that makes just as little difference to fappability.
Anonymous29: I like this elite more than the actual ones in Halo. It seems more menacing and that may make it more effective in a combat situation, especially in a melee grapple.
Anonymous50: anon 4: technically she doesn't have nipples, an asshole, or a pussy. I'd imagine she could do whatever she wanted with the way she looks tho.
Anonymous52: omg i am so jelause i want to DO cortana so bad i like to masturbate to this picture look at those nipples yummy!!!!!!cortana fucker for life!!!!
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Yeah, that kind of little thing really bugs me.
Fap. Needs. No. Logic.
Ever.
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The closest they can come to a smile is flipping their squid faces in a knot.
Oh yeah, Cortana's hot too.
Cortana: gtfo (get the fuck "on.")
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Slip her the Blargh! Blargh her until she honks!
Bow chika honk honk!