Daria Morgendorffer is kicking her OKCupid profile up to a new level. And trust me, the fedora tipping gets real when this m'lady strays away from r/gaming for the first time in history and goes Obi-Wan Kenobi on her Alabama hot pocket.
Haven't seen an urban assault like this since witnessing an uneducated citizen cut in line during the illustrious Popeye's chicken sandwich craze of 2019. Interested in more of these moments of clarity? Find them here: [-1-] [-2-] [-3-] [-4-] [-5-]
He may have less testosterone than a handbag full of Midol. But what he lacks in machismo, he makes up for in... well. Nothing. Man just managed to end both his marriage and access to driving a gas powered vehicle in a single vid. Impressive?
If anything at all, this should teach you that double fisting a pair of white Monsters before shooting your debut sex tape is an idea that at least deserves a second thought. Calm the fuck down Magnus, this is supposed to be a duet.
idk what fucking fetish we're even witnessing here, but it seems to exclusive to a part of the world that considers brain damage a form of roleplay. If this awakens something inside u, I suggest your next investment be heavily in favor of $ROPE.
An emphasis on the cardiovascular system, and showing off better grip than David Tyree in the 2028 Superbowl. Pornographic content that incentivizes you to get your ass in shape really is an untapped market. Someone look into that.
The old guard of European crotch grinders really were on a different level. All natural, all interested, & all willing to job a knob in front of unsuspecting bovines.
It'll never meet the legendary aura of [bad times at the bachelorette party] because... well, nothing will. But comparing is the thief of joy, and we shouldn't let $27 worth of content think tanking go to total waste here. She gets my vote.
I've been seeing this Jade Kink individual popping up all over the tubes for a long time now, and I gotta say; Her upbringing must have had more disappointments than a trailer park family reunion. Fucking girl is out of her piss-drinking mind...
Come on down to Typhoon Bill's 8ball Alley. A luxury trailer park that promises to fulfill your every need, or the first two prescriptions of Rocephin are on the house.
There's no false advertising when it comes to Kenzie Reeves. If nature had a way of organically producing portable pocket pussies for the average man to carry around with in public, this 78lb spinner body would be the fucking blueprint for it.
Wow, dude actually documented the entire thing from bar to bedroom. In the world of half-assed 4th wall acting, you have no idea how rare this actually is.
If u've ever seen these handicap south american fuck marathons, u wonder wtf is the end game here? bc some of these participants are going to need a round the clock team of medical professionals to stitch some of those flaps back together.
Real? Fake? Will Kanye be leading the 3rd reich into the next Balenciaga fashion show? These questions answered [and more] on the next episode of EX-men.
It's r/cringetopia levels of roleplay incest skin flicks like this that really makes porn great again. If it wasn't for stellar performances like the one these two just gave, we'd never know what it's like to live in West Virginia. #ilearnedsomething
Ah yes, Ella Kai. She was getting some crazy moment for a minute there in late 2019, and then Covid shut her public sluttery down quicker than an unlicensed rat meat vendor in New York City. If you don't already know the lore, catch up [here]
wtf risks r u guys taking? Barely vertical, frothing at the mouth and seems to be nocturnal; No this isn't David Attenborough's latest commentary on the northern copperhead snake. But someone's gonna need anti-venom before this is over.
