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Decanter: ding dong
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ConsciousDonkey: @Decanter: ...the bitch, er, I mean witch is dead?
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Anonymous1: another one bites the dust! (i'm not sorry)
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Anonymous2: Rip but nice tits
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Anonymous3: At least try to show some respect ffs
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TheFappingWanderer: @Anonymous: New here? Or to the internet in general?
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HiddenD: Too bad James Earl Jones wasn't in Harry Potter
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Anonymous4: She croaked?
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Anonymous5: But why is this featured?
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Anonymous6: The feature was supposed to feature the winning of Past in the Splatoon 3 Grand Festival Splatfest, not this.
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Anonymous7: imagine the mother of author of this pic dies and someone do a pornographic tribute for her mom
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Anonymous8: What's with all the newfags?
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Anonymous9: average user of this site deserves to be shot dead ngl
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: You keep asking so let me tell you when a feature will happen because "e-sports thing".

It's not going to happen. Stop asking.
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JustWatching27: @HiddenD: He was in The Lion King as Mufasa, and there's PLENTY of material with that character here. It's kind of sad, really, that his passing didn't get a featured image
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Anonymous10(6): @Farfegnugen: I don't care! Features don't only show people who have died, they also show anniversaries of shows and video games, releases of new shows and video games.
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Anonymous11: Legit nightmare fuel. Fuck you everyone.
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Anonymous12(11): @JustWatching27: James Earl Jones was too good to for that.
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Anonymous13: Donde te metiste la varita??
En la concha
AAhhhh
Le haces algo a Potter y vos me chupas la concha
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Duchess: @Anonymous: user image
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Anonymous14: >Actually featured Maggie Smith
Very good
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bomg: @Anonymous: The fuck are kids doing in a porn site?
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Anonymous15: @bomg: as a frequent user for several years I gotta be real, the way the site uses the featured post to reference someone that recently died or tragedy is pretty fucked.

Say what you will about the users themselves but the site itself joining in is horrid.
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korblborp: @Anonymous: this is how we have always shown respect here XD
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Anonymous16: @Anonymous: SAPEEEE
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Anonymous17: I want to bury my head in her bush.
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: If you were "a frequent user for several years" you would know this is nothing new. You just gotta look at the bright side of life.
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Anonymous18: This is what the Democrats want..
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Farfegnugen: Oh, hey, President Carter turned 100. Still not doing a feature on him till he kicks the bucket. But don't despair, there's always a new war right around the corner.
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Anonymous19: Why are her nips dark?
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Goodwin: Damn, another venerable HP actor bites the dust. Vernon, Hagrid, both Dumbledores... Not much old timers left to witness upcoming reboot, and that's a good thing.

RIP Professor McGee. You were amazing *lifts magic wand to light the sky*
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Anonymous20: TONIC TROUBLE IS ONE OF THE BEST GEMS FOR N64 EVER MADE.

REALLY A NICE TITTLE. EVERYBODY SHOULD PLAY IT.
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Anonymous21: @bomg: cry louder, did you feel pain with my comment?
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Anonymous22: I knew this was coming
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Anonymous23: All that glitters is not gold. The grass is not always greener. Phat asses be stinkin and shit. Comments are crazier with friends. I hate this fuckin faggot site. Everyone who uses it regularly is a faggot. I'm outta adderall and wild turkey. Now all I got are these kinda good, kinda shitty al capone gas station cigarillos and some lance peanut butter crackers. Fuck every single one of you soulless cuck coomer cocksuckers on this site. Yall either a bunch of British Broadcasting Corporation addicted vaxed af self hating far left cucks or incel masculinist xenophobic self obsessed far right cucks. All you beta bitches on this site have npd. Nuke America, Israel, Germany and the whole middle east and humanity wins and is saved. My booty hole be itchin really bad and I wish someone could scratch it for me. Don't rock the boat if you can't handle the booty dust crust. 4chan cucks, reddit cucks, rule34 cucks. Hope you all die of turbo cancer. Love you guys. Hope u all have a very good day. I love this site so much. Doorknobs taste pretty good with some salt and pepper.
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Anonymous24(4): ^Lmao, truly, the best thinker and philosopher of our time
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Anonymous25(23): @Anonymous: I've lived in Texas for the past 20 years and I've loved every second of my best friend's mother and father.
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Anonymous26: you should all kill yourselves
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notanonymous: @Anonymous: You first.
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Anonymous27: @Anonymous: Put up or shut up. Show them how it's done. Want them to do it right the first time, don't you? Then be a good teacher and demonstrate.
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Anonymous28: Jus like old tiems
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Anonymous29: @Anonymous: well, that thing was weeks ago now. this website didn't celebrate it, but people have already did that by themselves.
for more information, look up squid sisters on this very website
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lazarus: @Anonymous: Do we need everyone here for that to kill ourselves? That would a difficult long journey throughout the night searching for every known user of rule 34. Save yourself the time and make due to your precious little life. You will seek redemption within the thousands suns of Tsumakininhgu. Only time will tell when you find solace and honour to your ancestors that marked their territory within the grounds of the Cursed Lands of Paheal. It is the will of the gawds. I don't know when, I don't know how. I don't know why. But what is life?

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN
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Selene: RIP
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Anonymous30: She hasn't even been dead for a week, you sick fuck.
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Anonymous31: thats a small dick
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IffrytusMasakado: @lazarus: dude is that a harry potter reference? I've decided it is no matter what oyu say and that you're fag.

funf act my dental hygienist told me recently that she died and she was heartbroken and I was like "i don't know who that is"
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Anonymous32: @Anonymous31 You talk from experience. Your momma and 16” British Broadcasting Corporation said that when your cuck of a father was jerking off into a cup so your momma could impregnate herself with you
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Anonymous33: @Anonymous: Jajajaj hijo de puta, sos un genio, estaba pensando eso
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YoloSwag69: F
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Anonymous34: wtf ....
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ColdFusion: RIP Hardcastle McCormick
@Anonymous: I see you're new here.
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lazarus: @IffrytusMasakado: Good luck.
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Anonymous35: Jews
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ThunderBolt_the_Rewrite: @IffrytusMasakado: you have a zombie dental hygienist and you don't even know their name? It takes a special kind of stupid to admit that!
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Anonymous36: Why tf is a grandma witch featured
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Anonymous37: wtf why is this featured? nvm i mustve time traveled to 4chan circa 2005
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Hentailicker93: Yes, a nice feature pic. Fully deserved. RIP professor.
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Anonymous38: @Anonymous: That would be awesome.
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Anonymous39: I love loli and shota and all, but this would be much hotter if that lil pecker was hard
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Anonymous40: Why is this featured? simple.... because it's the most accurate and representative tribute to all the users, friends, collaborators and staff members of rule 34..... small wieners and dominated by the only woman who allows them to get close by, their elderly mother..... still doubt? .... look at the image.... now look at your sad life........ master piece!
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IffrytusMasakado: @ThunderBolt_the_Rewrite: hehehe
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Anonymous41: @Anonymous: fokking wot
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Anonymous42: How to register as a user?
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Anonymous43: Dandole clases privadas al Harry durante su primer año en Hogwarts
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Anonymous44: Man that sucks
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Anonymous45: @Anonymous: Never do it.
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Anonymous46: Why
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Anonymous47: @Anonymous: no we should kill other people’s selves.
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Anonymous48: @Anonymous: It's always them
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Anonymous49: If you exclude the possibility of peace Mr. Adams then I tell you no. You will have blood on your hand

And I tell YOU Mr. Dickinson that to hold out an Olive Branch to Britain is a measure of gross imbecility!

If you New England men continue to oppose our measures of reconciliation, you'll leave us no choice but break off from you entirely, and carry on the opposition in our own way
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Anonymous50: @Anonymous: you look of this feature but don't worry the latest is wanna cry a new mythic
By Harry Potter vs tomato
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Feathery_Duck: @Anonymous: Dark magic, duh!
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Feathery_Duck: @Anonymous: Heck, I'd love such a tribute if it were me. Too bad I'm only famous in Lebanon.
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Anonymous51: No featured for the recent events surrounding Porkyman?
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Anonymous52: Harry, o dejas la paja o te coges a la directora
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Anonymous53: Im surprised that the featured image isn't a Porkyman impregnating a human girl after THAT leak...
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Anonymous54: @Anonymous: No one cares about that shitty Digimon knockoff.
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Anonymous55: @Anonymous53 What happened? I pretty much live under a rock
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Anonymous56: WORD FROM THE GRAPEVINE IS THAT PHEAL IS GETTING RID OF "ALL" LOLI AND SHOTA IN THE NEXT MONTH.

They pretty much had their hand forced and its happening.

Download what you can and do it fast boys.
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Anonymous57: HARRY ERES UN MAGO!
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Anonymous58: Proof faggot
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TheFappingWanderer: When we getting a new featured image
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Anonymous59(54): @TheFappingWanderer: Every time someone asks, the length increases.
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Anonymous60(13): @Anonymous: Pero ma bien lokitaaa!!
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Anonymous61(13): @Anonymous: El peluca saaapeee!!!
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PartyCrasher: @TheFappingWanderer: When someone dies, apparently.
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Anonymous62: who's the next feature? Liam Payne or Sinwar?
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Anonymous63: @Anonymous:

2 days ago the owner of the site deleted about 3000 pics, and in the last few months has been nuking artists without telling any mod or anybody.

All have been specifically Loli and shota artists.

I would go into more detail but I would just get banned again.
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Anonymous64: Good, TOTAL P3DO DEATH
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Anonymous65: The worse type of art on r34 is involving loli or real children. It's fucked up and who likes that type of shit should not live and kill themselfes.
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Anonymous66: @Anonymous: based, there is such a large amount of p3d0philia defenders on this site that would defend their l0li shit no matter what, I can’t wait to see those coombrain chomos seethe
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Anonymous67(54): @Anonymous: Hey mods, can we get this retard banned?
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Anonymous68(54): @Anonymous: The detail is it's the advertisers, right? That's how you get banned, pointing that out, because the owner is a lying sack of shit that claims it's some vague "government" despite the fact he can't name which one or show any proof. As if the government sends angry emails and doesn't just arrest you if they're angry.
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Anonymous69: @Anonymous: @Anonymous: @Anonymous:

Without L and s the only thing pheal is, id s extremely shitty version of xxx, because at least that place has actual freaking tags

L and s is the only thing that makes pheal better than it's competing websites.

Its worse in literally every other way.
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Anonymous70(69): @Anonymous:

1. You know everyone can see you replying to yourself.

2. Its way worse than that, he's not even letting the mods know anything anymore. He's just doing everything in the background and the mods are finding out after the fact.

Basically he's given up even putting on a show.
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Anonymous71(54): @Anonymous: Learn some basic math. 54 is not 63. Your writing style looks more like the post I replied to than mine, you fucking retard.

What was the point of trying to claim I'm samefagging if you agree with me? Autism is a terrible disease.
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PartyCrasher: @Anonymous: Found the child rapist.
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Anonymous72(69): @Anonymous:

Because your mom is a whore.

Regardless my point still stands. Owner doesn't give a fuck and burning everything down.
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Anonymous73(54): @PartyCrasher: Sucking wiiafag's dick won't make you popular.

@Anonymous: Don't they make pills for autism?
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Anonymous74: @PartyCrasher: There is no shortage of >18 characters in your upvotes buddy. Are you perhaps confessing?
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PartyCrasher: @Anonymous: There is? Well shit.
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PartyCrasher: Never mind then.
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Anonymous75(54): @Anonymous: Did you mean <18?
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Anonymous76(74): @Anonymous: Yep
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TheFappingWanderer: @PartyCrasher: the first case of "your likes are public" where the guy owned up to it?
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PartyCrasher: @TheFappingWanderer: Well in my defense, I didn't know.
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Anonymous77(54): @TheFappingWanderer: No, Ted Cruz.
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Anonymous78: @Anonymous: Let's not forget to mention that unlike xxx, paheal completely outlaws soft porn (i.e, non-nudity pics), except in cases with characters that have fewer than 60 images.
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TheFappingWanderer: @PartyCrasher: "I swear I didn't know she was 16"
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PartyCrasher: @TheFappingWanderer: lol yeah whatever
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PartyCrasher: @TheFappingWanderer: I was talking about l and s looking stuff anyway, not ambiguous maturity, asshole.
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PartyCrasher: Also I take back my retraction and fuck you.
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Anonymous79(74): @PartyCrasher: There are some l's in your upvotes too...
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Anonymous80(54): @PartyCrasher: I'm starting to like you.
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Anonymous81(74): @Anonymous: You are a closeted p3do too?
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Anonymous82(54): @Anonymous: I'm the person keeping note of all the shit you're leaking about yourself in case it's useful in the future, 20 year old art major Kalama supporter who likes to censor words excessively.
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Anonymous83(74): @Anonymous: So you choose not to deny it...
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Anonymous84: bruh, rule34 comments are unhinged as fuck. i ain't even remotely religious, but y'all need jesus
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Anonymous85: @Anonymous: xxx is superior to paheal in many way, for starters, there are tags for every fetish imaginable, so I can find the porn I want, and it also allows porn of original characters to be made. The comments sections on paheal are the one thing this site has over xxx, I wish the comment sections on that site were as funny as the ones here
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Anonymous86(85): Let’s get real, this sites dying and is a currently a sinking ship, all the chomos, ponyfuckers, and normal gooners are gonna lose their precious land, cue the sad violin music:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uffHb6JgoiQ&t=26s
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Anonymous87: @Anonymous: It's a porn site what did you expect?
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Anonymous88(54): @Anonymous: We don't need a dead Jewish Trojan horse.
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Anonymous89(85): @Anonymous: the site has a thing called a word filter, retard
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Anonymous90: @Anonymous:

If Wiiaboo wasn't being such a giant pussy weaselly fag about it it wouldn't be so bad.

Hes been running this place for over 15 years. Hes in his 40s, has a job, has a family and obviously is over this site and everything in it, so instead of being a stupid cunt about it, and handing it off to somebody he'd rather just fuck it up for every.

Maybe somebody could kill his kids so he comes back to his senses.
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Anonymous91(55): @Anonymous85 The comments on xxx are freaking hilarious too, you just need to filter out all the rp bs lmao
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Anonymous92(54): @Anonymous: It's clear you don't know what's in that filter, Reddit.
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Anonymous93(54): @Anonymous: I don't believe he has a job or a family. Proof is necessary. I imagine him being a fat weirdo guzzling cheetos to the newest fap anime. I mean, he chose his own name, I didn't choose it for him.
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Anonymous94(90): @Anonymous: 15+ years is a very long time dude, he does, hell "I" do, and i used to be the worst neet imaginable. I make 30$ a hour and live in a small house, before i used to just smoke weed all day, live on SSI and do nothing but play vidya.

Now i get off of a 12 hour shift and complain that my favorite site is getting rid of anything that mattered.
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Anonymous95: @Anonymous: Imagine if when this guys kids grow up they find out that their father ran this fucking site of all things lmao
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Anonymous96(54): @Anonymous: I bet you don't spend your time shadowbanning people because they made fun of you or deleting porn because some Jewvertiser told you to.
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Anonymous97: all pussy unique and wonderful the black the yellow just nice
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Anonymous98: attractive and successful Africans
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DickGuy8719: Shit, I can't go to XXX site anymore
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Anonymous99: Me curling up into a ball like sonic, then rolling towards the commentors at mach 1 speed*
"LEAVE HER ALONE!"
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Anonymous100: Que delicioso el penecito de Harry
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Anonymous101: SAVE THE CREATE THE ACCOUNT RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COME ON YOU FAGGOT, GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous102(101): CREATE THE ACCOUNT WILL COMING BACK SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DON'T YOU DARE TO DISABLE CREATE THE ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous103: Maybe, if you used your words instead of throwing a temper tantrum like your getting raw-dogged by gollum, someone might be able to help you.
But if this is all you're going to do, just leave.
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Anonymous104(101): CREATE THE ACCOUNT IS COMING BACK SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CREATE THE ACCOUNT COME BACK IN 2025!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU RULE34!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous105(101): WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous106(103): I'd say that even if they reactivate the account link, you might get denied.
besides, if you bothered to read the notes you might figure it out
and if you had an account that went away, it looks like there might have been a reason for that.
So, just walk away from the computer

And, no, I did not yoink your keyboard diarrhea
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Anonymous107: i don't even know how this site manages to keep up compared to xxx
that other site has tags for everything, here all you get are character / copyright tags
save for the few pics of characters that are only here, but there's also exclusive pics on xxx
and you can actually fucking make an account there
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Anonymous108: @Anonymous: On the tag front, the simplicity promotes parity. As often as we have people coming up with new tags for things that already exist, it happens more often on boorus and takes longer to resolve.

As far as making an account is concerned, offer something of value and you might get one. Not sure if this is still the case, but historically if you have new images to post, the powers that be can get you an account to post them with.
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Anonymous109(63): @Anonymous:

And it it still beats the shit of of pheals tagging system anyway, you guys don't even have basic tags for easily identify able things.

Really like it's been said the Loli and shota content is this sites only advantage but now that's being taken away your just left with a mess.
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Anonymous110(63): @Anonymous:

Just to be a bit more clear on the past 5 months something close to 10,000 pictures have just been deleted hereu, it's all be documented on all the fallen and they are trying to save and download what they can for archiving's sake, but since wiiabo does it without warning sometimes shit just gets scrubbed.

Its really *really* ugly what's going on here right now.
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Deskjet23: @Anonymous: As much as I wish Paheal had a better tagging system, it's simply not happening as there's around 6 million posts that would need to have their tags reorganized. And ain't nobody got that for that. At least less tags makes things easier for uploaders since you don't have to add 20+ tags for each post you upload.

xxx may have a better tagging system in theory, but it's so poorly organized it hurts. There can be up to 5 tags for the same thing, not to mention typos in tags, inconsistencies in franchise, character or artist names etc. Half of the posts there are made by bots that grab pictures from other sites like Danbooru or Gelbooru so they end up with a Japanese name as a tag, even though there's already an English name used as a tag for the same thing. And the mods just refuse to do anything about it, I asked them once if they could merge two artist tags into one and they said they're not even allowed to do that. And things that they are allowed to do take them fucking forever, I know I'm a mod here myself, but even before I got promoted, whenever I asked a mod to do something, be it duplicate deletion, tag fixing or file replacement, it took them a few days at most. Meanwhile on xxx, posts that I reported months ago are still there.

Besides that site isn't really a rule 34 site anymore, people just post whatever they want there, original characters or things that are straight up not porn and so on. Not to mention nowadays 70% of posts there are just AI slop, a good chunk of it uploaded by bots too. The dead internet theory is becoming real.

That being said, I'm not happy about what wiiaboo is doing either. It's pretty clear he doesn't care about this site's content or community anymore, only about its visibility in Google and ad revenue. Although I wonder if he ever stopped to think what'll happen when he finally completely nukes one of the few things people choose Paheal over xxx for. Oh well.
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Anonymous111: I haven't felt so busy for a long time. thank u for all u have done for my whole life. Although u didn't mean it, u didn't care about me at all
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TinyToonFan9: @Deskjet23: thank you for telling the truth, I even have asked the mods the change the sonic tags but they refused too
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TinyToonFan9: @Anonymous: You can still make in here but the reason they do it in a different way is because of spam accounts on with xxx does have sometimes
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Anonymous112: @Anonymous: shut the fuck up kike
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Anonymous113(33): @Anonymous: El peluca sapeeeeeeee!!! Pero mas bien, lokita
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Anonymous114: Don't mind me. I'll just sit back and watch the fireworks.

RIP to the Actress by the way.
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Anonymous115(63): Lol they just got rid of catrash and half his shit was furry.

Wiiboo get fucked, Mods get fucked. You arent even separating anything anymore.
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Anonymous116: Like soon its be Trump crying over election when the dirty bitch wins like there.
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TheShizL: I'm about damn'd tired of seein' this each n' every time I log in! Hurry up and change the feature already!
@Anonymous116 If he doesn't win, America's finished. It'll end up like the UK, probably even Russia.
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Anonymous117: IT'S THE JEWS, STUPID!
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Anonymous118: Halloween feature here? >>4664215
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Anonymous119: Gonna miss this randomly popping up in the comment section


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