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Urbane_Guerrilla: Sam the thrillseeker. Max has crazier teeth than the young Tom Cruise.
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SimpohJack: "Max, where should I put this cumshot so it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?"

"Out the window, Sam! There's nothin' but strangers out there!"
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Anonymous1: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGG NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO SAM & MAX AAAAAHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGG *gurgle* *falls dead from seizure* *twitch......twitch twitch*..................
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Lunne: Looks like Sam's about to pass out. Might be related to his abnormaly large cockhead. Must remember to investigate.

A cookie to everyone who gets that.
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Anonymous2: Sam: And that's the story of the little engine who gave up because nobody loved him. Good night, Max!
Max: Sam?
Sam: What is it, little buddy?
Max: What happens when we die?
Sam: Gee, I don't know. But there's only one way to find out.
Max: Yeah? How's that?
Sam: Ever see "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"?
Now there was a film.
*starts suffocating Max with a pillow*

In other news, this image is ijkajfhskjhjfgafg oh god i want to dieeejhfskkghjkfh
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Anonymous3: Sam is a dog. He should have a dog cock and knot for Max to take.
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Anonymous4: anon 3, Should he ditch the talking and thinking like a person too? :P Hate dog dicks.
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fatman73: i love how the creators have made sam and max a happily married couple


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