Anonymous1: Well, in all honesty, Link still has a couple other girls (Midna, Malon, Saria), but with Paulina with DK, Daisy with Luigi, I think all Mario has is Goombella and Vivian.
Anonymous2: This pisses me off, I'm not finding this hot at all. It's just insulting because it gives the idea that assholes win and the heroes don't get shit! I can't fap to something that insults me like that. :/
Animedude401: Anon 1: you're debating the moral issue of masturbating on a porn site to an imagr where the bad guys win. If you're loojing to porn to align with your morals, then buddy, you're out of luck.
Anonymous5: @WhiteWhiskey: You do realize that this article was written by a person. If you choose to believe a random person giving a one-sided opinion, then go ahead. It shows how shallow you are.
Anonymous6(1): @Anonymous: Really? I thought the article was written by an emotionless automaton. The fact that it was written by a living breathing person shocks me to the point I may well faint!
Seriously, dude, just remember-
A. It seems one sided, but makes some good points.
B. Even without Bowser, Wario is doing better than Mario anyways (Shit-ton of money, hot pirate rival, a hot supermodels daughter has a crush on him and he has his own damn company)
and C. It's an opinion on fictional characters. Chillax, man.
Fuvvuf: WhiteWhiskey - haha yes keep telling yourself that Bowser's the winner as you stomp your way though his troops and knock him into the lava and sending him away In humiliation.
I like seeing Bowser get his fuck on too but be real
Anonymous10(1): @Fuvvuf: You'd also have to think on how many times Mario falls onto spiks, into lava, is crushed, maimed, or otherwise killed by the time you actually reach Bowser. Then think about the number of times people never play through the game completely, so they don't fight the big dude.
Anonymous12: So Peach Mario has a tiny dick? Little room for an argument or any creative solution. Zelda says Link is a virgin, however? Time for Link to draw his giant throbbing Biggoroon's Cock, decapitate Ganondorf with a mighty dick-slap, and stare Zelda down as he screws the shit out of Peach.
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Seriously, dude, just remember-
A. It seems one sided, but makes some good points.
B. Even without Bowser, Wario is doing better than Mario anyways (Shit-ton of money, hot pirate rival, a hot supermodels daughter has a crush on him and he has his own damn company)
and C. It's an opinion on fictional characters. Chillax, man.
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I like seeing Bowser get his fuck on too but be real
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